Oh! Are you alright?
Only thing hurt is my pride, doll face. Let's hope you were the only one to catch that fall, I don't think my pride'll be able to handle a hit like that again.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@wondergirlmeg
Oh! Are you alright?
Only thing hurt is my pride, doll face. Let's hope you were the only one to catch that fall, I don't think my pride'll be able to handle a hit like that again.
“Ugh, Americans do not know food at all.”
Expecting an American to know cuisine is like expecting a sorority girl to read Voltaire. They're a diamond in the rough. Practically nonexistent.
"Alright, I took the quiz, and as it turns out, I do put my career before men."
Bravo, bravo. A strong independent woman like yourself is a rare find.
I know that you’ve missed me, but if you continue to stare at me, I’m going to find it a little odd.
Who says that either of those apply?
You didn’t see that.
Now, now, that all depends. What's in it for me?
"So, Hamlet. Madman or genius?"
Why not both?
“Are you always this articulate?”
What the fuck happened to you?
I doubt they'll come back for seconds, if that's what you're worried about.
“Oh dear—are you alright?”
Do I look alright to you?
"Damn. Who got to you? Should I see the other guy?"
No one of interest, sadly. And I guess that all depends on if you like seeing grown men cry.
“Woah—please tell me you did a number on the other guy.”
I guess that depends on your definition of "did a number," doesn't it?
"Sweet Heavens to Betsy, who socked you? No offense, but you looked rougher than a lick of a cat’s tongue."
I don't speak farm hick, sorry. You'll have to repeat yourself in English.
What the fuck happened to you?
And you care because?
((I think she’d make quite the interesting Ruler of the Dead.))
get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite relationships → Matty and Jenna
“Thank you for being my hero."
"That’s all I ever wanted to be."