A Veritable Dragon’s Hoard

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[apolladay]

Were your sexual partners who could roll their Rs better at giving oral sex?

They were better

I didn't notice a difference

They were worse than those who couldn't

I don't know if they could roll their Rs

My sexual partners couldn't roll their Rs

Haven't received oral sex

Results

Were your sexual partners who could roll their Rs better at giving oral sex?

They were better

I didn't notice a difference

They were worse than those who couldn't

I don't know if they could roll their Rs

My sexual partners couldn't roll their Rs

Haven't received oral sex

Results

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

[sharpmouth]

watching supernatural for the first time in your twenties as a longtime tumblr user is wild because i know a lot of the main beats and how the show ends but i feel that people neglected to mention the episode where dean winchester kills hitler or when lucifer possessed the president of the united states. everyone was correct about castiel being a fag though.

[apolladay]

How long since you've thrown up?

within an hour

within the day

within the week

within the month

within 6 months

within the year

it's been years

I don't remember

I don't ever vomit

Voting ended onJun 20

[wonderlandmoonrose7]

DELTARUNE 15 TOMORROWS FROM NOW

[rose-tinted-pen]

OH MY GOD

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[starspgl]

[apolladay]

Inspired by my exploration of the box of coins that my parents have in their house with a lot of different currencies (my dad used to travel a lot for work), I'm curious to know what's the oldest coin you've ever held in your hand (not just seen, so museums don't count unless you've been allowed to touch the coin)? When was it made?

Before the 11th century BCE

Between the 1st and 10th centuries BCE

Between the 1st and 5th centuries CE (1 to 500)

Between the 6th and 10th centuries CE (501 to 1000)

Between the 11th and 15th centuries CE (1001 to 1500)

During the 16th century (1501 to 1600)

During the 17th century (1601 to 1700)

During the 18th century (1701 to 1800)

During the 19th century (1801 to 1900)

During the first half of the 20th century (1901 to 1950)

During the second half of the 20th century (1951 to 2000)

During the 21st century (2001 to now)

Sorry, no "I've never held a coin in my hand" option

Inspired by my exploration of the box of coins that my parents have in their house with a lot of different currencies (my dad used to travel a lot for work), I'm curious to know what's the oldest coin you've ever held in your hand (not just seen, so museums don't count unless you've been allowed to touch the coin)? When was it made?

Before the 11th century BCE

Between the 1st and 10th centuries BCE

Between the 1st and 5th centuries CE (1 to 500)

Between the 6th and 10th centuries CE (501 to 1000)

Between the 11th and 15th centuries CE (1001 to 1500)

During the 16th century (1501 to 1600)

During the 17th century (1601 to 1700)

During the 18th century (1701 to 1800)

During the 19th century (1801 to 1900)

During the first half of the 20th century (1901 to 1950)

During the second half of the 20th century (1951 to 2000)

During the 21st century (2001 to now)

Voting ended onJun 2

[apolladay]

Were any of your ancestors slave owners or enslaved?

* Some of my ancestors were slave owners but none were enslaved

* Some of my ancestors were enslaved but none were slave owners

* I’m descended from both enslaved people and slave owners

* no, none of my ancestors held slaves nor were enslaved

* I don’t know either way

* see results

Were any of your ancestors slave owners or enslaved?

Some of my ancestors were slave owners but none were enslaved

Some of my ancestors were enslaved but none were slave owners

I’m descended from both enslaved people and slave owners

No, none of my ancestors held slaves nor were enslaved

I don’t know either way

See results

Voting ended onJun 1

[normalmammal]

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

[normalmammal]

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

[apolladay]

Imagine every person is teleported into a room alone. There is a red button and a blue button. If the majority presses the blue button everyone survives, but if the majority presses the red button all the people that pressed the blue button die. Which button are you choosing?

Red

Blue

My buttons are bald/see results

Imagine every person is teleported into a room alone. There is a red button and a blue button. If the majority presses the blue button everyone survives, but if the majority presses the red button all the people that pressed the blue button die. Which button are you choosing?

Red

Blue

My buttons are bald/see results

Voting ended onMay 16

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

[orphankin]

10 years!!

[animentality]

[true-bean]

You guys are never gonna fucking believe what it’s actually called

[elfgrove]

[jackscarab]

They can try, and spend absurd amounts of money, and they might even make absurd amounts of money back, but we all know the real metric of cultural relevance.

[the-official-ceo]

[grimbeak]

9th doctor era was simply The Best One im sorry. shaved head leather jacket doc martins telling people to kill themselves. sweetie pea retail worker universal union organizer who became god for him. their stray cat horny little boytoy bottom who becomes an unkillable eldritch horror because of their love. did i mention the first guys a dilf and the other two have daddy issues.

[animentality]

[postilionstruckbylightning]

People really need to take a wider view of this paranoia about age gaps and realise this is how we lose the ability to build communities. You need to be able to realise that people can have things in common with you even if they grew up in a different time/place/culture. You also need to realise you can build communities with people who don’t have obvious things in common with you, that people can have the same goals and needs as you even if in most ways they’re very unlike you. Now, more than ever, we need to be able to work together to have any chance to stand ip against the few who have so, so much more power, money and influence than any of us do individually. We need to form communities that reach across age (and class and race and sexuality and so on…).