[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

[shitpost-senpai]

Twas the night before Christmas and I swear to the Lord I will break your goddamn ankles If you don’t buy this ford

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[doujinshi]

[bokuroho]

I saw this on twitter and CACKLED Mia really did That

[bismuthspartnerincrime]

CN Nigeria: hey so since it’s the holidays we’re gonna do a bunch of marathons of your fave shows including movies and specials all month long

CN USA: *body shakes violently and spits blood*

YALL WANT SOEM TEEN TITNA S GO

And Steven universe or whatever

[tagurself]

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[cashewcream-deactivated20170602]

me about me: is she okay

[prisonhannibal]

This is a moodboard for when you’re scrolling through tumblr

[neonprotagonist]

dungeon master: what’s your alignment guy who’s never played dnd before: is that how nerds ask if you’re gay

[neonprotagonist]

i love this post because people are reblogging with their gay alignments. tag yourself i’m chaotic pansexual

[babyanimalgifs]

i can die happy after watching this video

[liberalsarecool]

If this does not get you focused on voting in 2018 and 2020, and every two years after, nothing will.

[markv5]

Заказчик не просто доволен. Он поражен….

[monstermonstre]

The customer is not just satisfied. He is amazed ….

[r-oving]

A Geography Class for Racist People

[jolinxo]

are ppl staring at me because I’m ugly or cute, what is the truth

[awkwardphotosofpearl]

Pearlfect