im just trying to chill dude

you wont believe what this n00b did next

[squid--pro--quo]

[bamsara]

POV: you are a spy, and this Lamb can no longer read minds...but they don't need to when the Devil can, whispering in their ear

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[eepyenbyfox]

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

[terracotta7]

Don't fucking go see this shit

[bonivers]

this is really how it feels

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[anglaised]

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

if only i had something hanging off the same arm that i'm using to hold my water bottle that i could use to carry it that would also hide it. oh well

[sonderpoison]

TEYONAH PARRIS as Yo-Yo They Cloned Tyrone (2023), dir. Juel Taylor

[gigglewater-art]

[aidashakur]

[thevirgodoll]

[animentality]

[tall]

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[dogpuppy]

i lost my virginity to pierce the veil wearing minecraft boxer briefs thay said survival mode on the waistband

What the fuck

[dogpuppy]

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[averagefairy]

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

[enlaniakea]

august ⊹🌺🥥🌴｡˚