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Tessa | 📍Indiana Actress/Photographer/Writer 100% Slytherin

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I started a YouTube channel!

Please go and check it out. I’ll be making some great videos.

Channel- Tessa Bragg

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Holy shit! I just started the Percy Jackson series for the first time.

I’m 1 chapter in and like 😧🤯😲😵

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Do you ever just cry in bed at night thinking about how you’re never gonna find love and that you’ll be alone forever?

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YAAAASSSSSS

I GOT MY MOM HOOKED ON HIMYM!!!!!!!

(It only took 3 years)

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My mom and I watching “how i met your mother”

Me: laughing every 2 seconds

My mom: looks at me confused

Me: spends the next 5 minutes explaining running jokes in the show

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Every action movie:

Man: I have to sacrifice myself to save everyone

Women on his phone or headset: No! You’ll die!

Man: I know. But I have to

Women: I love you

Man: I love you too

Man somehow survives and lives happily every after.

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I’m super bored right now!!! Please ask me stuff!!! I need something to do

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Ask Questions

Ask, ask, ask! Send me a # 

1. What was the name of the first person you ever had a crush on? Why did you like them?

2. What is one thing you regret having done or not done in your life?

3. Which parent do you identify with the most?

4. What do you think you cook or bake the best?

5. If you could change your first name what would it be?

6. Can you hula hoop?

7. What embarrasses you the most in front of other people?

8. Have you considered running for president?

9. If you had to choose one thing you were most passionate about, what would it be and why?

10. Who are you most envious of—real or fictional—and why?

11. Where is the most beautiful place on earth and why?

12. Are ghosts real?

13. Are aliens real?

14. How old is the most expired item in your fridge?

15. What are your favorite style of underwear?

16. What’s the saddest song you’ve ever heard?

17. How about the sweetest song?

18. Do you know how to play dominoes?

19. What’s under your bed?

20. Have you ever prank called someone?

21. 100 kittens or 3 baby sloths?

22. Are you proud of what you’re doing with your heart and time right now?

23. Why or why not?

24. How many bones have you broken?

25. Have you ever won anything? Big or small?

26. If you could buy one material thing, and money was not an issue, what would it be?

27. What’s your favorite movie from your childhood?

28. What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat?

29. What’s the best way to comfort you when you’re having a really terrible day?

30. Has anything/anyone every saved your life before?

31. Would you ever adopt a child?

32. What is one thing you’re embarrassed to admit you want to try?

33. If you were a cake which cake would you be?

34. What is the most important material possession you have and why?

35. What is the most important memory you have and why?

36. When was the last time you cried?

37. How old was your mother when she had you?

38. Which famous person would you like to be BFFs with?

39. Is there something you wish you had said sorry for but never did?

40. Have you been on your first date? If so, how did it go?

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I’m so bored!!! Send me numbers to answer

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Justice for Cho Chang

Alright, hear me out. 

Cho Chang has always been one of the most controversial characters of the Harry Potter series because of how she was portrayed to be so stereotypically East Asian - to the point where her full name is literally composed of two Chinese last names (we’ve all heard of that discourse before). 

What has always annoyed me the most, however, is that Cho Chang in the books has 100% more potential for charisma and personality than what the movies constrict her character to have.

First of all, Cho is a huge jock. Need I remind you that she was the only girl in the Ravenclaw Quidditch team up until her 5th year and has been an avid fan of the Tutshill Tornados since childhood? You can bet my boy Cedric developed a crush on her from getting his ass kicked on the Quidditch field.

Not only is Cho a jock, but she is also known to be one of the most popular girls at school which, to me, adds to the interpretation that she was more extroverted than introverted prior to Cedric’s death. In the books, she is often seen hanging out with groups of people and being almost intimidating from how cool she is.

Moreover, and probably most importantly, Cho was able to cast the Patronus Charm which required a huge amount of control over her emotions. Let’s not forget that during the time that she did, my girl was dealing with:

1) Trauma from her boyfriend being murdered by the freakin’ Dark Lord.

2) Losing her friends and seeing her grades going downhill as a consequence of said trauma and depression.

3) Being part of a secret organization preparing her to go to freakin’ war. An organization that could’ve ultimately cost her mother’s job at the Ministry, if I may add. 

Therefore, the fact that she was able to cast a whole ass Patronus Charm despite being obviously very tormented by her feelings of grief, anxiety and sadness is, to me, super badass and remarkable. 

So let us not carry the poor portrayal of Cho Chang from the movies, but rather celebrate the characterization that she deserves. 

When you think about it, Cho and Ginny are very similar in how they are generally disliked from their portrayal in the movies. They really went from being badass Quidditch players in the books to silent love interests on screen. 

Can we get as many voices calling out the unfair representation of Cho in the movies as we’ve gotten for Ginny?

So in conclusion,

LESS of :

MORE of:

(Edit: Also, her Patronus is a swan??? The birds known for their beauty but also for how dangerous they can be when they attack you!!)

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Exactly what I’ve been thinking! Glad I’m not the only one

We also have to take into account that the story is from Harry’s perspective and that Cho Chang wasn’t one of his good friends. Most of what Harry sees her as is a crush or a good quidditch player. Her character is what Harry perceived her as. If we got a story from her perspective it would be quite a bit different.

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Movie review: Jo Jo Rabbit (no spoilers)

Just wow.

It’s an incredible historic and comedic masterpiece. The way that we see this terrible time period through a child’s eyes is insane. It’s a very good representation of the “brain washing” that was done to young Germans. This is the first WWll movie I’ve seen that is told through the perspective of a child living in Nazi, Germany.

The way the movie is shot is in this very saturated image much like a children’s movie would be. It’s a very bright movie and it definitely brightens up the dark story that is told.

100% would recommend to anyone who wants a good laugh but also is able to comprehend the subject of the story and the horror behind the laughter.

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Okay, but like why creepy white vans, Amazon?? There’s gonna be a kid who sees one sitting by the park, go up to it and think the candy being given to them was ordered by mom and dad.

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Lemme just say, Crazy Rich Asians is a great movie.

The movie breaks all the asian stereotypes and is made up of mostly Asians actors. It’s inspiring to see so many Asian actors and actresses on the big screen. As an Asian myself who is into acting, it’s very discouraging to see primarily white actors and when I do see an asian they’re mostly portrayed as the typical Asian stereotype.

It’s also freaking hilarious. Awkwafina’s scenes make me roll on the floor laughing and crying.

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Somehow I managed to scroll through tumblr for 2 hours!! 😧 Wooooowwwww

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Taking some photos for my neighborhood :)

The ground was surprisingly comfy 🙃

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My cabin fever is getting out of control!! Any ideas for stuff to do??

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It’s absolutely offsetting and disgusting to be scrolling through tik tok and see a person cosplaying Hermione in a provocative and inappropriate outfit that is very much highlighting her boobs and sexualizing the character that is a MINOR. The worst part is that she was mouthing the lines that Hermione says in the first movie while making sexual motions with her hands! Emma Watson was literally 11 when she said those things!

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Anyone else have just random days where you’re tired all day and just lay around and eat junk?