Let the wookie win.

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[hopeful-trekkie-deactivated2022]

James T. Kirk:

-Graduated in the top 4% of his year -was bullied by jocks -Is a history nerd -was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it -Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”

Jean-Luc Picard:

-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards -broke more hearts than he can remember -started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart -likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun -wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead

And yet people still manage to get it backwards???

[kalinara]

I think it’s a problem of First Officer, really.

Jim Kirk seems like a wild man because he’s standing next to calm, logical Spock.*  

Meanwhile, Picard seems stately and dignified because he’s standing next to Will “Any alien physiology is bangable if you just put some thought into it” Riker*.  

* Of course THEN, we get to the next layer, which is that Spock is the dude who told the Vulcan Science Academy to fuck itself, while Riker plays the trombone.

The Federation is a confusing place.

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is probably the only vine compilation where I liked every single vine represented.

[jaubaius]

[bigtiddygandalf]

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

[bigtiddygandalf]

very glad to see this post reduced everyone else mental capacity for communication as well

[skunkeyemcghee]

Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.

[jellisdraws]

This is a serotonin machine

[digg]

[gingerhaze]

i’d watch an entire series about bodybuilders in a tiny town

[everyoneprotector]

bodybuilders in a tiny town

what things will they lift

[elosva]

Each others spirits

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[isa-ghost]

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

[van-arts]

HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST

[sulietsexual]

make me choose anonymous asked 50s fashion in film and series or 90s fashion in film and series

[sithzuko]

boba fett: din why are there little handprints on the ship?

din: grogu, why are there little handprints on the ship?

grogu: because i have little hands

din: because he has little hands

[western-woods]

[rattle-my-stars]

[mabelsguidetolife]

i love how joyfully powerful she obviously feels the second they hand her the sword because that’s what i would do if given a cool weapon

[manny-jacinto]

“Amordemivida” - Pedro Pascal about Oscar Isaac

[bloominflowers]

Mushroom witch and her little mushroom friends

fuck. the final fucktier. these are the fucks of the fuckship fuckterprise

[hanorganaas]

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[eggpla]

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

[solisaureums]

Pedro: Who does Oscar Isaac look like?

Oscar: I get David Krumholtz often—

Pedro: oH *wheeze* i remember whO you look LIKE!

Oscar: who’s that?

Pedro: that MUPPET I tOld you aBOUT!

Oscar: *wheeze* what muppet??

Pedro: *laughs* the—the

Oscar: *lightly slaps Pedro’s face*

Pedro: the-the grumpy eagle! *continues to laugh*

Oscar: the grumpy eagle???!

Pedro: remember!?

Oscar: oh, cause of the eyebrows??

Pedro: *fucking dying of laughter*

Oscar: malo

[jackhawksmoor]

[runmild]

[notkatniss]

[notkatniss]

Din (1/160): Hey it’s Din

Din (152/160): Please don’t let him eat too many cookies he WILL throw up

Din (154/160): If you have free time could you teach him colors I’m worried he’s behind

Din (155/160): He’s like really good at lifting rocks btw he’s like REALLY good at it he’s so talented and smart

Din (156/160): Is he ok? Please tell him I miss him

Din (157/160): He’s gonna wanna sleep near you he has separation anxiety

Din (158/160): Does he get a laser sword like now? Or like… when he’s older

Din (159/160): Did you clean his robe

Din (160/160): Are you single

Luke: How did you get this number

[lexiefirefly]

I want to explain something that’s happening on Latin American social media.

There’s a dish called “Rosca de Reyes”, it’s a cake with slices of fruit. Inside of it, they place a small baby shaped figure that represents baby Jesus. This year, in Mexico, people were selling the cake with figures of Baby Yoda instead of the baby Jesus. So, conservative groups are extremely upset about it, and are calling it a direct attack to family values and religion. So now, Baby Yoda is considered a LGBT icon for making furious those conservative, homophobic people.

[theunstablejester]

The LG on LGBT stands for Latine Grogu.

[tevanbuckley]

Din himbo Djarin knowing nothing about Star Wars

What do you know of the Jedi? Nothing.

[friendships-are-masterpieces]