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[talesfromthecrypts]

They can bury us deep, but we always grow back.

[firstwehealthenwefight]

[spongehole]

This is what heterosexual families look like in animation

[fugglesbyebye-deactivated201902]

[iaintkissingnofrog]

[dberl]

[incompetentmedic]

Are you implying that skeletor is straight

[mamoru]

a waffle house has closed.

[paulsrockinpagoda]

fuck it just got real

[idhren]

Waffle House Index 

Waffle House restaurants are often used to gauge the magnitude of disasters in the Southeast: If a store is open, your community has been spared. If the store is open but has a limited menu, you've probably gotten some damage. If the store is completely closed, you’re in a disaster zone.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zagreus]

do i even want to know

[zagreus]

WHAT

[babettesfeast-deactivated202105]

Excuse me! You have not been good to her. You have all treated her like shit! To steal back a fortune that you lost, and she deserves! You’re a pack of vultures at the feast; knives out, beaks bloody! Well, you’re not gettin’ bailed out. Not this time.

Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[alejandr-oh]

[mitskiarthistory]

Illustration for Goodnight Moon, Clement Hurd / Class of 2013, Mitski

[michellepsychologist]

More uplifting news during this outbreak ♥️

[drawlight]

“My mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’ To this day, especially in times of disaster, I remember my mother’s words, and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers — so many caring people in this world.” - Fred Rogers

[hamyilton]

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[blackarachnya]

Brutally Honest Oscar Ballot: 'Irishman' "Was Boring," Tarantino "Amazing," "I Want an American Director to Win"

if this is the kind of idiot that gets to vote at the oscars its no wonder they suck so fucking hard. if you can stomach reading this in full you deserve a medal 

[blackarachnya]

embarrassing. just absolutely fucking embarrassing

[kaylabeemarie]

Din: *Sigh*

[chickren]

Brienne of Tarth        ↳ Goddamn Hero

[catchymemes]

[nirtonic]

Malignant compliance is an effective tool to keep in obese quiver

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

It’s more commonly known as “work-to-rule” and here’s a great story about one case of its successful use.

https://libcom.org/blog/work-rule-11052014

“The day after Starbucks workers met at the Bat Cave we found ourselves working an understaffed morning shift but this time it was different. Instead of feeling the normal frustration, those of us who were at the meeting exchanged knowing glances and began implementing our plan of following every rule, thereby slowing down service. We also whispered to partners who were not in the know to slow down, don’t kill yourself. It was as if everyone took a deep breath and began working at a safe and thorough pace. The effects were instant. The speed of service dropped immediately. We ran out of brewed coffee because we were only brewing when the beeper signaled it was time. Everyone stayed in the positions they were assigned and acted only at the directions of the Store Manager. Every 10 minutes when someone was assigned to clean the lobby, we did a thorough job, ensuring everything was clean and properly stocked. Every drink and food order was perfect.

Dan, the Store Manager, lost his mind.”

[apocalyptic-mailman]

Also sometimes referred to as “malicious compliance”, and it’s my favorite thing

[cliopadra]

“Aziraphale! Good, you’re awake. Listen, we’re- stop screaming - we’re out of animal crackers.”