[drumcorpshero]

This could save lives so I thought I’d share!

[srsfunny]

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

[iconuk01]

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

[tealdeertamer]

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

[words4bloghere]

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

[stephendann]

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

[0x5742]

Wolves: better than American companies.

[enchantedbunny-deactivated20240]

I am afraid of my face. Especially on photos. It looks monstrous and ugly. It’s not soft, pretty or feminine at all. I am so ashamed of my face... I am sorry for the people that have to look at it.

[workingtowardsmygoal]

This is it.

This is the ✨vibes✨

.

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cr. jessiekeoghh on IG

[workingtowardsmygoal]

Sweet!

I've lost 5.1 lbs from Sept 27 to Oct 15th, so just a bit over 2 weeks! 😁😁

[juliascheller]

Back to the 90’s

[mabellonghetti]

Uma Thurman, 1990′s

[acecroft]

Drew Barrymore in Bad Girls (1994)

[homunculus-argument]

My favourite harmless prank I've heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they'd go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she'd habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.

And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up "hey dad what rock is this", she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.

3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists' shoulders to see what's the source of such amazement.

And in the end she couldn't take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.

[feenyxblue]

Geologist enrichment

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[loudnproudgays]

[skin-sam]

anyone else just scroll through clothing sites and jusy go "oh I would look so good in that at my gw" but like all day..... sometimes it's better than th*nsp*

[workingtowardsmygoal]

Oof glad I'm not the only one ❤️

[on-my-knees-for-her]

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself

your body has enough fat to survive by itself.

you don’t need extra food.

keep going.

[workingtowardsmygoal]

LOL not me being back up to my HW after like 6 years of maintaining 200lbs

😭🤣🤣 not 1 lb gained during COVID, then I finish uni and I'm like:

"hey let's start doing more cardio and being aware of the amount of calories you're actually consuming again"

*proceeds to somehow gain 20lbs in 3 months, while walking everyday and eating like 1000-1200 calories a day*

Fun times I tell ya, fun fucking tiiiimes

[dedfairyboy]

reblog if you’re constantly torn between wanting to say fuck it and eat whatever you want and wanting to starve yourself till you die

[dixcnnected]

Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family

Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.

[workingtowardsmygoal]

Heh how bout everything??

[casual-outfit]

c a s u a l   o u t f i t