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Happy Time Fun Cast Episode 4 Has Been Released!

Celebrate Happy Time Fun Cast very own, Joseph Goldsmith’s big marriage proposal and listen to the audio of his proposal. We also share some conspiracy theories, preggo stories, valentine money save, travel news, and loads more in the latest episode.

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Camouflaged Aliens Live Among Us

According to University of California Scientists. A number of prominent people of quality reputations are coming out on the ET issue. Here is a University of California professor who makes an outrageous claim. It seems outrageous until one pauses to consider what he is really saying. With the sheer number of prominent people coming out, it is hard to believe that disclosure is not far away. This in fact is what Carlie believes.

Rumors started swirling Amal was pregnant when she showed up to a Netflix screening in London last month rocking a baby bump and earlier this month looking bigger in Barcelona. We now know that George Clooney and his wife, Amal, are expecting twins. Julie Chen from "The Talk" is connected in Hollywood, and she just confirmed what we've been hearing ... they're pregnant with a boy and a girl, although George and Amal have yet to comment on the news. Full story at TMZ! http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/09/george-clooney-amal-clooney-pregnant-twins

The Beatles of Hashtags, King Scott’s #SomethingForYou:

Learn loads of info like this, “

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females."

Man At The Place featuring Ben Wade:

We send Ben around the world to Finkenburg Austria to the Axe and Knife Throwing World Championship. He shares what fun he had.

Sensual Reading by Joseph Goldsmith

Wolf Among Sheep: A Novella by Sara Dobie Bauer

The KSTD Interrogation Seat

Ben Vogelsang takes the interrogation seat. We learn how he began his career as a filmmaker, photographer and floor repairman.

The Famous Carlie Close

Carlie Lawrence explains in full heroic detail every ounce of material we covered during the episode. She also allowed us to make direct eye contact with her finally.

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Struggling to find the right things to say to the person of your dreams? Well look no further, The World Guardians have created some dating tip videos to help you say the right thing to snag that perfect date.

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Happy Time Fun Cast Episode 3 With Guest Mark Joseph Roth

Mark Joseph Roth of Greek Fire makes guest appearance on Happy Time Fun Cast episode 3 and debuts his latest single.

This episode covers a lot of funny moments and provides our first musical debut. Make sure to subscribe and leave a review for this podcast on iTunes. We are amazed at how fast this podcast has taken off. Thank you for all the support.

Man At The Place: 

We sent the bassist of Greek Fire, The Mark Joseph Roth, to Wahaca Mexico to promote his huge new single, Kermit the Frog Sings "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. He talks about the motel we got for him, the venue and towns folk that he had encountered. Watch his video here.

Interview Series Features Ben Wade:

One of the original World Guardians, Ben Wade, takes a seat in our interrogation chair. He shares his history from life, music, comedy and now a T-Shirt line. Learn a lot about this WG in this episode.

Sensual Readings by Joseph Goldsmith:

He continues to surprise everyone by sharing his favorite filthy reads. If you want the latest in lusty reads, then check out Joey’s favorite nasty book of the week on this episode.

Das Boot News Generator:

Stranger Things star, Winona Ryder's bizarre facial expressions at SAG Awards

Winona Ryder’s incredible array of facial expressions as the Stranger Things cast celebrated a Screen Actors Guild Awards TV gong was the highlight of the night for many. As David Harbour gave a politically-charged acceptance speech on behalf of the Stranger Things cast for best TV drama series, many viewers couldn’t take their eyes away from his co-star's antics on stage. Full Details at Telegraph.CO.UK

Mysterious ‘lost continent’ discovered underneath island of Mauritius

Newly discovered landmass thought to have been part of a massive super-continent that disappeared 84 million years ago. Land believed to have had rainfall everyday until we learned how to pollute the planet and slow down the torrid rainfall.It is believed this prehistoric landmass disappeared into the ocean when Madagascar and India split apart. Sadly, the lost world is not likely to have been home to the mythical civilization of Atlantis, because it was swallowed up some 84 million years ago. Full Details @TheSun.CO.UK

King Scott’s #SomethingForYou:

This segment was finally a jewel this episode. Did you know that beard hair grows at twice the rate when you fly? Check that out and more important facts.

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Happy Time Fun Cast - Episode 2

In the second episode of the World Guardians - Happy Time Fun Cast, we cover many intriguing things:

Doomsday asteroid ‘will hit Earth on February 16,’ Russian maniac warns

Early this year, NASA detected a mysterious object at the edge of our solar system – and said it would sail safely past Earth. But one self-styled astronomer claims they are wrong – and that not only will it hit Earth, it’s a part of the mysterious death planet Nibiru! On February 16, a massive space rock will hit Earth – followed by the death planet itself, according to Mysterious Universe. We should note at this point that there’s no scientific evidence Nibiru even exists – and that internet maniacs predict that it will destroy Earth with mind-numbing regularity, and that it never, ever does. Self-styled astronomer Dyomin Damir Zakharovich says, ‘NASA is lying through its teeth. It is not conceivable that they do not know the truth. Full story at Metro.Uk!

And they call it puppy love! Adorable monkey adopts a stray dog after finding it abandoned on a city's streets

The macaque monkey discovered a stray dog while walking in Allahabad, India It picked up the black and tan puppy and carried it around while running Stunned locals gathered to watch the unusual scene and took photographs. A macaque monkey attentively held a stray dog in its arms after discovering it was abandoned on a city's busy streets. The primate adopted the puppy after finding it was on its own in the neighbourhood of Kareli in Allahabad, India. It could be seen picking up the black and tan dog and carrying it through the streets, before stopping as people gathered to watch the unusual sight. After pausing in the middle of a walkway, the monkey then picked up the puppy and continued to walk a bit further. Visit DailyMail.com for full story

Who needs books! Talented Kansas high schooler builds a coin-operated VENDING MACHINE inside his locker - and earns viral fame in the process

Blake Hawkins, 17, a senior at Valley Center High School in Kansas, has ambitions to become an electrical engineer and loves inventing The teen decided to go ahead with the idea after students were given iPads instead of books, leaving him with an unused locker After completing the machine, he used it to ask his girlfriend to prom A crafty teenager has gained online fame after turning his school locker into a soda vending machine - and then using it to ask his girlfriend to prom. Blake Hawkins, 17, a senior at Valley Center High School in Kansas, tells Daily Mail Online that he has plans to study electrical engineering in college and 'in my free time I love making things and coming up with inventions.' Now, one of those inventions has gained Blake quite a bit of attention online after he shared a post in Imgur, detailing an ingenious creation that actually began as a joke. Full story at DailyMail.com

King Scott shares infinite wisdom in #SomethingForYou Ben Wade calls in from huge world championship in Finland We interview, Joseph Goldsmith, a filmmaker and comedian. This show has yet to win all the awards.

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Happy Time Fun Cast Episode 1

The first episode of the Happy Time Fun Cast introduces the crew; pull topics from our invention, the Das Boot News Generator, which led to a conversation about Betty White - her days on Golden Girls and her new movie, Young Straps, Old Laps; Jamie Dornan's dislike of BDSM; create a movie idea called, Blade Runner, which is about Oscar Pistorius; Joseph Goldsmith calls in from a limo in Vegas while on a WG sponsored trip to the world famous Concrete Mixer; we interview entertainer, Carlie Lawerence, who is radio host, comedian and former NBA Cheerleader. This show has yet to win all the awards.

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Buzzfeed wishes they found Craig Campbell before the World Guardians did. Watch as Craig tries new foods and give hilarious reactions to the foods he tries.

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World Guardians Presents: Duke Lazor

Duke Lazor is the hero that the world needs today. Equipped with mystical magical powers, a keen perceptive mind and just pure luck, Duke Lazor will save the day. Aided by his trusty sidekick Chuck Knuckles, these two crime fighting buddies will bring evil and injustice to its knees.

Shot by Ben Vogelsang (World Guardian) Edited by Ben Vogelsang (World Guardian) Color and effects by Joey Goldsmith (World Guardian) Music by Gunship We definitely do not have the rights to this song, but we thought it was awesome, and you should check out Gunship because they rule! http://www.gunshipmusic.com https://www.youtube.com/user/GUNSHIPMUSIC https://www.facebook.com/GUNSHIPMusic/

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Going to a party? Going out with the girls? Going to drink your sadness away? Need a ride? Call a liffffft. Climb aboard!

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Are you a music producer? Well throw away your rule book, because we're changing the game. Introducing the Björg Xorg 3500, the tippy top of Digital Music Production!

Music: Canaan Long Peep more of his tunes here prehistoricturtlesaurus.bandcamp.com

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A couple of Mike’s have it out about whose dog pooped in whose yard first!

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Good night World Guardians. Sleep tight.

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Surfer Scott is back!

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The World Guardians Presents a tbt of fellow guardians @cbauerphoto in his viral video hit “Male Photographer of the Year: Chris Bauer”! Check it out!

Go to www.youtube.com/worldguardians for more hilarious videos!

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Check out our latest video, “Science Hauntings”! It’s on youtube.