Worm Queen

Part-time pizza maker full-time Worm Queen

[yayculture]

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

[ispyspookymansion]

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[nflstreet]

[good-gamers]

[peridot-vs-lapis]

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

[godlessondheimite]

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

[godlessondheimite]

wow really good addition here

[slunch]

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Eventually we get larger from eating them

[dogpuppy]

[mandi-bul]

The girls

[dughole]

Paul Newman was like I fucking love gay people put me on some salad dressing

[columboscreens]

[normal-horoscopes]

Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

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[justryingtovibe69]

[aflo]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born