you’re telling me a ginger bred this man?

18+ ic nsft | dni unless you're a mutual of revunant

[wormbait]

so ive been finaling my fantasies and

[retiredprodom]

Get you a girl who might cry if you pull out

[leneemusing]

nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

WORDS:  “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.”  “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.”  “i want you to touch yourself for me.”  “let me hear you, baby.”  “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.”  “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”  “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.”  “make me.” “be quiet.”  “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?” 

[justanotherrpmeme]

Belligerent Sexual Tension starters

"Why do you always have to be so aggravating?" "Maybe because it's the only way to get your attention!" "Ugh, why do I even bother talking to you?" "Because deep down, you know you love it." "You're impossible!" "And yet, here you are, still talking to me." "I can't believe you said that!" "I can't believe you're still surprised by anything I say." "You drive me crazy!" "Good, at least I'm driving you somewhere." "Why do we always end up arguing?" "Because it's the only way to keep things interesting." "I swear, you're like a magnet for trouble." "And you're like a moth to a flame." "I can't stand you." "Yet, here you are, standing right next to me." "You're such a pain!" "But admit it, life would be boring without me." "You make me want to scream." "Go ahead, I'll just kiss you to shut you up."

[GRAB] the receiver's collar as they pull them into a heated argument. [PUSH] the receiver against a wall during a heated debate. [YANK] the receiver by the arm and storm away angrily. [PIN] the receiver against a table, leaning in closely to make a point. [SHOVE] the receiver playfully during a teasing exchange. [GLARE] at the receiver with narrowed eyes, challenging them to respond. [PROVOKE] the receiver by bringing up a sensitive topic.

[wormbait]

⇢ INCLINATIONS/HABITS:

cross - turn offs. BOLD - applies always. italic - applies sometimes/depends

is submissive | is dominant | is a switch | prefers to top | prefers to bottom | can only bottom | likes to switch | identifies as heterosexual | identifies as homosexual | identifies as bisexual | identifies as pansexual | identifies as asexual | identifies as demi-sexual | enjoys sex with men | enjoys sex with women | enjoys sex with multiple people at one time | initiates | waits for partner to initiate | spits | swallows | prefers sex in the morning | prefers sex at night | prefers sex any time | no sex drive | low sex drive | average sex drive | high sex drive | hypersexual

⇢ SOUNDS:

is silent / makes little to no sounds | is very quiet | is very loud | grows in volume over time | makes a lot of sounds, but not loud ones | bites hand / partner / uses pillow to muffle themselves | calls out partner’s name | curses | fakes / exaggerates | prefers a quiet partner | prefers a loud partner | dirty talk |

⇢ TURN-ONS/KINKS:

having their hands pinned | pinning their partner’s hands | having their hair pulled | pulling their partner’s hair | being watched (by their partner) | being watched (by a third party) | watching their partner | receiving oral | giving oral | calling their partner ‘daddy’ | being called ‘daddy’ | giving praise | receiving praise | biting / marking | being bitten / marked | spanking | being spanked | teasing | being teased | having toys used on them | using toys on their partner | giving anal | receiving anal | choking | being choked | dirty talk | being tied up | tying their partner up | being worshiped | worshiping their partner | humiliating | being humiliated | degrading | being degraded | knife play | blood play | being pegged | pegging

[nightprompts]

&. 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  happy sunday! here's another assortment of smut / nsfw dialogue prompts but with more explicit language. a dirtier sequel to my other, more subtle, smut prompt list. please do not interact if you are under eighteen. )

❛ you can't expect me to do all the work. i want to see what that pretty mouth of yours can do. ❜

❛ you're mine, and i take care of what belongs to me. ❜

❛ i want to fuck you so badly. ❜

❛ i want you to fuck me so badly. ❜

❛ do you really think you’re in a position to give orders? ❜

❛ please. make me feel good. no one else can like you. ❜

❛ you can call me whatever you want, baby. ❜

❛ be good, and i'll fuck you / let you fuck me. ❜

❛ we're going to fuck right here? what if someone sees us? ❜

❛ that really does make you hard. i can feel you pulsing inside me. ❜

❛ do whatever you want with me, i'm yours. ❜

❛ your body was made for mine. ❜

❛ you keep your hands where they are or i'll tie them up. ❜

❛ you want gentle? wrong fucking address. ❜

❛ have a little trust in yourself, i know you can take it. ❜

❛ it's my thigh or nothing. i'm not helping you get off. ❜

❛ i'm waiting for your permission to let me have my way with you. ❜

❛ i don't care if someone sees us. i need you, now. ❜

❛ i can see you enjoy having the upper hand for once. ❜

❛ you're such a fucking tease, you know that? ❜

❛ let me come in you, please. i want to fill you up. ❜

❛ come in me. i need you to fill me up. ❜

❛ now, i'll ask again, are you going to be good for me? ❜

❛ we both know how much you're going to enjoy this. ❜

❛ i'm sorry, what was that? i can’t hear you over all that noise you’re making. ❜

❛ you can take my clothes off for me. ❜

❛ begging is a good look for you. ❜

❛ i'll take good care of you, i promise. ❜

❛ i'd say you need someone to put you in your place. ❜

❛ so good for me. look how much you came. ❜

❛ i can take care of you. you won't need anyone but me. ❜

❛ it made them hard to see me bleed. just like it's making you hard. ❜

❛ you're mine. you've always been mine. ❜

❛ i want to see how pretty you look with your lips around my dick / strap. ❜

❛ i'm simply enjoying the view. it's not every day i get to fuck someone so pretty. ❜

❛ you're so good for me, so fucking good around me, fucking made for me. ❜

❛ you came so fast, i barely even touched you. ❜

❛ do what you want, but you'd better make it good or i'll kill you. ❜

❛ as much as i'd love to have you choking on me, i'm impatient and there's something else i want more. ❜

❛ missed my touch that much, did you? ❜

❛ someone's needy. ❜

❛ you taste like heaven. ❜

❛ i need to come. please, i'll do anything. ❜

❛ i'm going to put that mouth of yours to good use. ❜

❛ you're fucking gorgeous like that, spread out like a good boy / girl who just wants to be eaten. ❜

❛ you'll be begging for me by the time i'm through with you. ❜

❛ let me stay like this in you for a little bit. ❜

❛ look at that pretty expression. i always knew you could make one. ❜

❛ was it good for you too? it's never been like that before. you've never been like this before. ❜

❛ is that how you usually get out of these situations? by fucking your way out of them? ❜

❛ i love that no one else has seen you like this, that no one else has felt you before, been inside you. they don't get to have you, but i do. ❜

[greelin]

*sees monster w/ sharp teeth and even sharper claws* ohhh i can’t NOT let it fuck me

[sevaria]

sorry didn't mean to moan like that when you stabbed me

[bleedinghearth]

Where there's normally a lot of babbling and nattering from Jean, who loves to talk even when it's better that he just hush up and enjoy the moment, there's instead a gentle symphony of murmurs and sighs. While Teddy loves the sound of Jean's voice as it breaks under the attention he's giving him, he's just as fond of his quiet mumbles of pleasure.

Eventually, Jean's brought to the land of the living by an orgasm, probably the best way to wake up, and Jean's confused and slightly panicked expression quickly melts again, before Teddy can be sorry. Even better, he grips his forearms, leaving no room for ambiguity that he wants more.

"Morning, Jean~ Did you have a pleasant sleep?" Don't say that while you're balls-deep in the guy, bro.

[wormbait]

The peak was a small one, probably thanks to him having been asleep, but it’s still meant that he’s woken up already slightly overstimulated, making sounds not dissimilar to sleepy little whimpers under Teddy’s treatment of him. He’d been having such a nice dream — and his dreams are so rarely nice — but he doesn’t mind being roused from it, considering the reality he’s been faced with.

“Shhhut…up.” They both know he doesn’t mean it; it’s just the best rebuttal that comes to mind. Jean likes it when Teddy sweet talks him while they’re fucking, even if it sometimes feels a little patronising. Maybe especially when it feels a little patronising — like he’s being patted on the head and reassured that this is all he needs to think about right now. Being good. Feeling good. Making him feel good.

“I didn’t…” he inhales, squirming, trying to feel more, “I didn’t think you’d actually do it.”

[bleedinghearth]

Saying his name, even though he's dead asleep. It warms his heart, makes it swell, and he flushes, heat radiating off him even more aggressively than before. His collar is a deep russet, almost ruddy-dark, from how ferociously he's blushing from Jean's sweet words.

He presses up, moves to touch but never quite makes it, and for only a heartbeat, he rests his hand on Jean's, before going right back to grasping his hips, holding him steady as he ruts into him.

"Yes, my love?" he asks despite himself, just testing the water, seeing if he's even aware of what he's saying.

[wormbait]

No response. At least, not to his words. His actions get plenty; Jean sighs and pants, making little sounds of bliss whenever Teddy hits him just right. Usually, he blabbers a little when he’s being fucked, even when it’s this slow and gentle - he does like it this way, casual and slightly sleepy, though he’s been hard-wired to think sex needs to feel like he’s being used like some discardable toy - but now he’s far quieter.

It doesn't last forever. Teddy hasn’t done anything wrong - in fact, the very opposite. It’s not a harsh movement or sound that stirs him, but pleasure, as he moans a little louder than he had before, clenching around Teddy’s cock. His eyes open. There is, of course, a split second of panic, as he wakes up in a situation he hadn’t expected to wake up in; but he quickly sees that it’s Teddy, that they’re in their bedroom, and remembers that this was something he explicitly asked for.

Instead of trying to get away, or asking him to stop, his eyes roll back and then flutter closed, and he grips onto Teddy’s forearms as though to make damn sure he keeps going. “Oh…fuck. God. Teddy-”

[spacelazarwolf]

call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine

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[greek-orthodox-priest]

call me holy trinity the way I father a son in his hole n ghost

[greek-orthodox-priest]

I have been hacked.

[faeriesofarcadia]

[catgirl-milk]

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[bleedinghearth]

Cute. He's only vaguely aware of what's going on, and as such, he rumbles with delight, chuffing at the little noise that escapes him. He presses his lips against his neck, their chests touching, his hips rolling and grinding, rather than thrusting as he would if Jean were fully awake.

He's passive, and it's delightfully refreshing, for Jean to be completely relaxed under him, where he's often tense, though with pleasure instead of fear or apprehension. His head kisses his cervix, and again, as he pulls back enough for the fringe at the back thereof to scrape against his g-spot, as if he's not driven his crazy enough already.

"You were in a mood tonight, eh? Wanted somethin' else to warm you up besides the covers? You're so cute."

[wormbait]

The new sensations fade into the background, and Jean no longer seems quite so close to the precipice of consciousness. If anything, he definitely seems to be dreaming; his breathing picks up, his fingers drag against the covers, and he occasionally mumbles things that sound an awful lot like Teddy's name. He moves, too, though it can be felt more than it can be seen, his hips lifting just slightly to press into Teddy's, wanting more without even knowing it.

When Teddy drags against him, sending bolts of pleasure to his sleeping brain, he moans softly, and mumbles again: "Mm- T'ddy..." One hand moves in response as though to settle between his legs, but he doesn't quite get that far, laying it instead on his midriff.

He often is in a mood, but so rarely is that mood strong enough to push him to ask. This, at least, was easier than using his words.

[bleedinghearth]

"Good boy," he purrs, soft, a whisper as he pulls away from his chest, to kiss his jaw, his neck, across his collar, towards his chest again, kissing the big, ragged scar in the center, even though its origin is foggy to him, he still treats it with reverence.

Another grind...another, and then, he slips inside, Jean's arousal and his own lubrication enough to make the act easy and smooth, one swift motion, and he stays there, gently rolling his pubic bone into Jean's, rubbing against his bud, bodies so close they're nearly touching, his heat bleeding into Jean's cold.

[wormbait]

Good boy. If only he could have heard that - maybe he did, on some level. He shivers under Teddy's ministrations, though the closeness has brought up his temperature. At some point, he brings up his hand to brush against the place Teddy last kissed, as though to bat away something trying to disturb his sleep.

Finally, as Teddy sinks into him, sound is drawn from his lips - a breath given voice, almost a mewl. He doesn't know what his body is doing, he can't know what his body is doing, but he spreads his legs wider as though to grant Teddy access to a place he's already laid claim to, maybe to invite him deeper. It's a new experience; even when he's with Teddy, Jean being awake means he's always holding tension, always has a spring ready to be sprung. Now, he's perfectly pliant, open, giving.

He likes it like this. Giving. Teddy shouldn't even have to ask - wouldn't have to, if it were up to Jean. If it weren't for the cold, he would sleep naked every night, just to make sure he's always there for the taking. He likes being there for the taking.

[bleedinghearth]

The little adjustments in his expression bring him pause, but then he resumes, one hand crawling up to toy at his chest, a thumbclaw running over the bar through his nipple; the nipple itself. The other, naturally, is played with by his mouth, teeth very, very tenderly closing on it, lips surrounding it to gently suck, even though nothing exists there to produce.

It's purely teasing, all of it. Further up, now, to stroke his neck with his other hand, and then trail gentle claws down to dig into his ribs, but never pierce, only pull.

And all the while, rolling and grinding the belly of his shaft between his legs, getting him ready for what's next. Seeing how much stimulation he can endure while unconscious, to check how deep the sleep is.

[wormbait]

It's deep. Teddy would be forgiven for wondering if Jean had woken at some point, and was pretending to be unconscious in the name of enjoying the experience to its fullest, or of humouring him, but his breathing is too even, his body too relaxed. His skin comes alive when Teddy focuses his attention where he's most sensitive, his neck, his chest, his ribs, and a soft little gasp pulls in through his lips, just barely parted - but he stays under.

Maybe he's dreaming. Maybe he's dreaming of Teddy doing exactly this, and so what he's feeling doesn't come as enough of a surprise to jar him awake. Right now, the balance doesn't seem so fine; but Teddy is being gentle, careful, and Jean really is just asleep. A single wrong move could easily change that.

[bleedinghearth]

Good, he's opening up. Of course he is. He asked for this, however silently and subtly, though the cat ears were a nice touch. An adorable one, even. He sets the tube aside, and gently grasps Jean's thighs, burying his tongue in him, and getting a big, deep whiff of his scent.

And purring. It's a rumble against him, only brief, but he presses up and in, getting a good, long taste. Then, he pulls his tongue out, as if to tease him, and wets his lips, before dragging it over his abdomen and chest, humming with delight, hands crawling up his body.

[wormbait]

The cat ears were not the invitation. They were the thing he knew would ensure that Teddy took a second look at him, if only to figure out what he had on his head, in turn making it likelier that he saw the offer laid out for him. It may have been unconventional, but it worked.

Jean's brows pull together, his eyes moving under his lids as Teddy so agonisingly draws his tongue from within him, and starts to explore further. It's clear he definitely at least took a heavy hit of melatonin, as Teddy tastes up his stomach, his chest. All the reaction he gets is a soft mumble, a turn of his head to rest on the opposite cheek...shifting his legs to open them wider, no matter how (quite literally) unconscious the action might have been.

[bleedinghearth]

He's still careful and gentle even though Jean's given his consent in the most obvious way he knows how, and Teddy, once he's stiff, ready, and thoroughly lubricated, proceeds to, rather than dive straight in, give him a good bout of foreplay first. He's ducking his head down, and his tongue slithers out to pry him apart and slip inside, the fronds at the back playing at his bud while the fringed tip presses up into his G-spot, a chuff still rumbling in his throat.

[wormbait]

The tip of Teddy's tongue pressing into him gets no reaction, but Teddy knows exactly what he's doing. After only a few seconds of the attention being lavished upon him, Jean sighs, the slow, steady breathing of sleep picking up. It's a barely noticeable change, but he seems just a little more restless as he gets wetter against Teddy's tongue, more receptive, as he so gently opens him up.