an incorrigible rogue

camille • 27 • she/her • background by vultureproblems • sidebar by evangelinegallagher

[kittenofdoom]

The small difference in this dialogue when you say it to Kim vs when you say it to Cuno...

[figdays]

Babuschka Cat Prints // SelynnDraws

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[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[residentevildash-moved]

[disco-descent-deactivated202201]

[unpretty]

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

[30spiders]

Comfypasta

[babyspacegay]

[sleepy-bebby]

Num Num Cat TikTok Chain

[fernlom]

ohhhh that finish

[lacrimalis]

you guys have NO idea how frustrated i am knowing those finisher lyrics are ORIGINAL FOR THIS TIKTOK and i CANT listen to this 20s speakeasy lounge sounding ass motherfucker just spit lyrical subjugation for whole albums at a time

[katsen13]

I… never watched the whole thing before and I’m disappointed at myself for that.

[heathyr]

i’m just. very frustrated as an adult on a 17+ app being treated like i’m a little baby who can’t handle adult content or curate my own experience. it’s fucking stupid

[heathyr]

[earlgreytea68]

“there are lots of kids online now” ...as opposed to when????

[eilooxara]

Whose idea was it to use cherry tomatoes in salads

Like yeah they're tasty but

How the hell am I supposed to get this greased-up sphere onto my fork

[eilooxara]

I feel like that's a bit extreme of a punishment for having bad ideas about salads

[retrogamingblog2]

[sweatermuppet]

any guilty pleasures

every humanly indulgence makes me quake with shame & humiliation

[tinymountaintown]

[collapsedsquid]

[thesquidgame]

[eggbabey]

good night sweet sdv grandpa and his fucked up bed; and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

[guerrillatech]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

from now on i only care about kristen stewart fending off ghosts

[cannibalchicken]

[antifainternational]

Fa la la la la la la la la.

[catcrumb]