exercise? more like exersighs

we all know the night was made for saying things we can't say tomorrow day

[marvelsmostwanted]

“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

[leavemealone2069]

[squidwardsupportgroup]

[halfsad-deactivated20180421]

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

[biwesley-blog]

[amanatsumikan]

[prentiss-santiago]

[cakejam]

this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

[actionables]

so done

with you and your rude shit

[hotboyproblems]

women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

I just wanted to use the microwave

[raindrops-on-radishes]

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

[gamarai-archive-deactivated2020]

Put what back

[connerwil]

[bnmxfld]

[alicenthightower]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cantbae]

[seediest]

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

[christmas-winter]

[dottiep]