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The Happytime Murders (2018) dir. Brian Henson

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[kushblazer666]

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[whenyourfavouritedies]

[ID 1: Two tweets, the first from @/pisanoromano reads: “imagine if twitter was around when Caesar got stabbed”. The reply from @/doranofthenorth reads: “I don’t have to. Tumblr puts on a festival for this every year.”

ID 2: A hamster holding a knife peering around a wall, yellow text reads "soon" /End ID]

[justsomeguycore]

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

[justsomeguycore]

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

[justsomeguycore]

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

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larry is real

[typhlonectes]

I’d uh… I’d love one thanks…

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[fuck-you-im-australian]

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

[shiny-mimikyus-deactivated20170]

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

[kuriyamababe-blog]

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

[tquila-squared]

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

[wontforgets]

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

[dismalboii]

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

[vibinwitch]

typing “laso” instead of “also”

[cardassiansunrise]

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

[expectedbehavior]

Typing “car” instead of “Cas” in your series finale

[destielwentcanonomg]

Typing “Bi dean” instead of “bye dean”

[milkdewdev]

NOT NORMAL POSTS TURNING INTO SUPERNATURAL GIFS NOT AGAIN FUCK WEVE REALLY 360’D OUR WAY BACK INTO 2012

[chaoticneutralcinnamonroll-deac]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT SPN FANDOM

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[lame-kid-on-couch]

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[testure-1988]

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

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one of the old slogans was ‘you deserve a break today’ so this tells me he’s a switch who knows what you want even before you ask for it. he knows you deserve a break so today he’ll do all the work and you just have to lie down and relax and say ‘i’m lovin’ it’ 

[piosplayhouse]

Why does every drawing of Jesus being crucified make him so hairless and smooth like an oiled seal. Are you telling me he had time to shave his pussy before he got sentenced to death ? No fucking way . I know Judas went down on him au naturel the night before he got him arrested

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Judas enjoyed his last supper

[slutforwings]

hate high humidity. its like the air is in heat and im getting its slick all over me

[chaser]

We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

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Alrighty then

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Yea that's fair

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[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

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[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

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please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

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[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

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[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

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this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

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[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

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god dammit

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[gentlemanbones]

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

[mijukaze]

Thanks! I hate it

[ownerofdark]

Going fishing:

[unclefather]

[campyvillain]

…minnie is what