I think you will be happy here

Kait,21, queer girl, spoonie, I am a mess

[svinto]

i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason

[cordy-muses]

[slimetony]

I need a beautiful woman to unplug my life support machine

[jackalopescruff]

I've been waiting for the moment since we made that goddamned sticks post it only feels right that it should be me

[skinmousedarchive]

this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life

[marcsalmonds]

Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Whenever a new fantasy/historical drama comes out I eagerly look forward to the rants from the handful of people I follow on here who are deeply into historical fashion and costuming. It's like

[ruby-jubilee]

I need you to FREAKING listen to me. Back when I lived with my parents my mom would watch Hallmark channel and there was this show called When Calls the Heart. It was supposed to be in like late Victorian era or Edwardian era....... I think? (they have early cars) And THIS is what the costumes look like......

Literally all you had to do to make it quasi-believable was fix their hair/facial hair and give them hats. Also fix the character's neckline, she's the only character in the show where they're like "no she must be hot and have a V neck"

Ok sorry I had to get that out of my system.

[the-yoop]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums.....theatre best portrays loneliness

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

hamlet: [walks onto a movie screen] now i am alone

me: i guess

hamlet: [is left on an empty stage] now i am alone

me: fuck yeah you are

[smallblueandloud]

#it's about the sucking hungry silence of a hundred people holding their breath and very intently watching #the one single person on this bare piece of elevated floor that has been filled with so much #artistry and make-believe that it has become a true and real place #good theater sucks the air out of the room #an empty stage echoes (via @aethersea​)

[cat-memes-only]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your gf is beautiful

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[rottingfacade]

POV: you are an uber eats driver

[exvind]

THE BEACON?!

[ethantherenegade]

[dicksmasher]

[swansongsaint]

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

[starei]

how can you tell me that soulmates aren't real when you've turned to look at a loved one and made faces at each other when someone says something funny or stupid and your first instinct is to look at them and stare at each other in amusement. love is real

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

jeff bezos could buy me the sims 4 paranormal expansion pack and still be a billionaire...let that sink in

[straightboyfriend]

[memeclassheroes]

[verac]

you. awe. vawid.

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

[insomniac-arrest]

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

[justgaming365]

[bonerfart]

[bittylildragon]

galwednesday: #imagine being a clairvoyant cafe owner and using your powers to prank former child star Macaulay Culkin #the culmination of years of work #at last the prophecy is fulflled