Sapalapalap

a predominantly herbivorous tree. He/him. 26

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[plateauofmemories]

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

[dee-the-red-witch]

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

[saint-batrick]

SIR.

[grumpytrans]

ooohhh so that's what those are for.... vampire condom

[blackboard-monitor]

uquiz options that should be mandatory

this is too much text i didn’t read any of these

i’m not american

i’ve never heard of any of these things

i don’t main anything in mario kart, i’ve played it maybe one time ever

i’m older than 16

i don’t recognise any of these people

[cirqueduroyale]

For Autism Acceptance Month, I felt the urge to focus on Quinn’s terrible experience with a certain type of therapy that many autistic children were/are subjected to. For Quinn, this lead to masking, self harm, and overwhelming stress growing up. Because of her need to protect Claudette from this abuse, she was finally able to understand that her own autism wasn’t a bad thing and taught her daughter the same.

Misinformed and ablest societies are the reason why autistic people call for acceptance rather than awareness. We don’t need a cure, we need understanding and resources that actually help us rather than those that stigmatize and try to change us. 

Read more here: https://www.spectrumnews.org/features/deep-dive/controversy-autisms-common-therapy/

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[3000s]

oh my goddd.... melon soda float sea slug...

[3000s]

crying.... theres more types

[mlmgods]

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

Shaggy would never say that. This is far more accurate:

[catchymemes]

Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

[dapenguinninja]

the freaking strugle

[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

I’m sorry to distract from the crocodiles struggles but uh

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i am OBSESSED with this response my philosophy teacher made to my introduction post okay OBSESSED

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

ok but did you put your fucking h*gwarts house in your online class discussion forum introduction

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

absolutely not i have taste what i DID say for my interesting fact was that i have 999:59 hours in my copy of pokemon heartgold

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

ok ok i understand. this professor is just dunking on harry potter right out the gate unprompted

[powerfulwizard]

concept: bootleg copies of memes

[thefloatingstone]

[rock10zxa]

[ironicpumpkinspice]

W h o a

[loveitorreblogit]

[haunted-meatsack]

[emiria]

this makes me uncomfortable

[alteanroyals]

This are the kind of memes Miles Morales has in his dimension

[a-cottoncandy-cloud]

Into the memeverse

[cursedcatimages]

clown cat circa 1890s

[awkwardsituationist]

[omghotmemes]

Who will be worthy?

[memeclassheroes]

[moved-ughjohnwatson-blog]

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

[hopeless-and-lesbian-deactivate]

Or the very opposite, where you feel like reading and being on the internet and watching a show and sleeping but you can’t decide what to do so you just stare at a wall for 7.5 hours

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

My dad told me that he has a coworker who’s a trans woman. She was married to this girl before her transition and they remained together after it. Everyone at work respects her pronouns. My dad is in a chiefing position at his office and he told me that nobody jokes behind her back. She and her wife have two cute dogs together and I felt like I should share this story bc I want everyone to know that this positivity and respect exists and you deserve it. Don’t ever dare think that you don’t because you do.

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Update: they have three dogs now

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[champagnemanagement]

[butchyena]

ive been doing a lot of youtube recipe binging lately so i was recommended this video and i was like fuck it diet soup why not

and it sounded pretty tasty so after the vid i scrolled down to see what people thought of it, and i just really need to share with you all what the comment section is like

and for the one that broke me:

[joedizzlefoshizzel]

[honestmagpie]

I laughed so hard I gave myself an actual headache oml

[dnd-apothecary]

i laughed so hard at this comment