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Guys I’m going insane did I ever wiggle Arceus I’m for some reason convinced that I did but I can’t find any proof of it and idk if it’s tumblr’s search function or just me deluding myself
Ok I guess I’m conceding the Arceus Wiggler doesn’t exist somehow
Couldn’t stand being wrong about this so I just did it anyway
Couldn’t stand being
wrong about this so I just
did it anyway
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Nazi interrupted a college class and immediately got chased down by all 100-ish students.
Bonus: porn fridays
Bear with me but Bruce getting so tired and frustrated that he resorts to the whole “If you don’t stop, I’m going to call X”
Eight year old Dick: *misbehaving*
Tired 25 year old dad Bruce: That's it, I'm calling Superman
Dick: NOOOOOO
Twelve year old Jason: *swearing*
Tired dad Bruce: I'm calling Wonder Woman to tell her about your behaviour.
Jason: What? Why? 🥺🥺🥺
Thirteen year old Tim: *refuses to sleep*
Bruce: Tim, do I have to call the Titans and tell them about this?
Tim: *slumping off to bed*
Cass: *refuses to take off the suit when going to bed*
Bruce: Cass, honey, if you don’t take that suit and get to bed, I’m going to have to involve Alfred.
Cass: 🥺🥺🥺
Steph: *fooling around and won’t concentrate*
Bruce: Don’t make me call your mother, Stephanie.
Duke: *literally about to drop from an injury but reporting to Bruce about a case*
Bruce: Batwing wouldn’t approve of this Duke.
Duke: *groaning and dragging himself off to the med bay*
Damian: *training after patrol, literally making the exercise bike smoke*
Bruce: Damian, if you don’t go to bed, I’m telling Dick.
Damian: *swearing under his breath, swinging himself off the bike*
At a wedding with a dress my friend that we picked out last minute. He took a pic of me while I was taking a pic of some friends. Thought it looked cute.
fandom joke post rating: NOT FUNNY. while mischaracterization for the sake of humor can occasionally be funny, this particular post betrays a misunderstanding of the character so fundamental that the joke itself does not land.
The Arcane fandom with every character
ah, yes. arcane. that show famous for its internal consistency and cogent character writing. what a great example
Meanwhile you:
before this img loaded I assumed it was going to be a screenshot of one of the myriad disparaging comments ive made about the reactionary league of legends cartoon but because you lack the complexity of thought to actually make the effort to locate such a post, you instead screenshotted the first post of mine you saw on my blog, which happens to be a philosophically profound and enlightened observation that your puny mind simply cannot handle the implications of. sad!
Found dead on impact
Frankie finally got a Guinevere!
I knew this scene reminded me of something.
This was much funnier in my head but I think you get the point. I traced most of this from the show as it's technically my first piece of fanart(?)
the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.
you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top
you’re literally
out of your mind if you think
Dennys isnt a top
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in which BBC Business Editor Robert Peston explains revolutionary socialism to a six-year-old
[Image: photo of a part of a magazine page. Text on it reads, “Ask a grown-up
Why do I get just £1 pocket money a week? Ennis, 6
BBC business editor Robert Peston replies: You are given £1 a week because the people that look after you think that’s fair. And even if you think it is not fair, they have all the power and all the money, so there is little you can do about it.
You could scream and scream till they give in and give you more pocket money, but that is not a nice way to behave (although some so-called grown-ups, such as movie stars and bankers, have been known to do that). So you will have to acquire some power, and there are two ways to do that. There is capitalist individualism, which means you need to become brilliant at doing something people need, so that people pay you lots of money to do it. Or there is the syndicalist way, where all the six-year-olds gang up together and ask the grown-ups nicely to share their money with you (democratic socialism), or where you threaten to break the grown-ups’ things unless they share their money with you (revolutionary socialism).
If you’re 10 or under and have a question that needs answering, email [email protected] and we’ll ask an expert for you.”
End description.]
Why do I get just
£1 pocket money
a week? Ennis, 6
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I truly hate that “women are more emotionally wired than men” bullshit. Men are creatures of hysteria and I say this as a man.
the fuck do i do with these
if your website doesn't have a reject all button for cookies then i fucking hate you
if your website's cookie popup only allows accept all and edit cookies and i have to click the edit button to reject your cookies then i fucking hate you
ublock origin > open dashboard > Filter Lists > Cookie Notices
ublock origin
> open dashboard > Filter Lists
> Cookie Notices
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i believe in universal human rights in a way that makes the right uncomfortable, and i believe that those universal human rights also applies to jews in a way that makes the left uncomfortable,
The two (2) replies on this post have me crylaughing so hard
I'm dying, it's literally a leftist immediately going on the attack - with a Jewish term that's been culturally appropriated and redefined to demonize Jews - and an actual Nazi spouting period-accurate Nazi ideology.
Great job everybody, this post has been illustrated to absolute perfection
When you’re so good at your job that you accidentally become everyone’s source of happiness. [X]
that polar bear is trying to EAT PEOPLE and no one is concerned
that polar bear is
trying to EAT PEOPLE and
no one is concerned
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so going by Inquisitors questions in E5S2 of Anthem, we can all agree that the Eternity Lance Explosion happened very recently, right?
Like
--- Increased orbital security overall and the security checks, especially regarding Cavalon Empire (presumably after the Krayta Siege)
--- Questioning about "General Sigurds survivings loyalists", implying Sigurd had already been unmasked as a traitor to the Empire long enough for it to reach Krayta some time ago, which happened during the charging of EL, BUT it was recent enough that they are still actively seeking suspects
--- Questioning about "taking, planning or assisting any hostile action against Saurok Dynasty" (presumably after what Qiri did and what happened on Sothorys because of it)
--- Constant mentions of there being tense, turbulent times
--- Inquisitor questioning the fact that Ziggy, as a Woog, doesn't know why they are being asked all that, meaning that if his family still talked with him he WOULD'VE known by now
BUT none of the crew have any idea about ANY of it?
My guess is that the Krayta Siege AND the Explosion happened somewhere between Ziggy's birthday and them landing on Krayta, which took them almost a month/about 30 days
I'd assume that, outside of the Empire and Dynasty's military, people wouldn't know yet or, in case of Solar Federation, care.
Add to that Ziggy was first busy trying to crack the M3G case, then he had to redact Rhapsody's records, THEN him probably avoiding anything on Dynasty after failing to contact his family and no wonder they know nothing - if their research guy who knows the topic the best didn't say anything is happening there is no reason to assume otherwise
And considering that between the Siege and Explosion themselves was about 16-18 days...
The ashes are still falling, still hot - no wonder they got burns from poking them
This is akin all those hot takes about the 2k bug being an hoax:
"Remember when they told us every computer was going to crash on 1/1/01 and there would be chaos and then nothing happened?"
Yeah, I remember. And I'm sure every programmer and sysadmin that contributed the billion person/hour global effort to prevent it also remembers.
No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that's a very good thing.
see also START and START II, which significantly reduced nuclear stockpiles
International cooperation is actually so effective that most people don’t even notice it happening, and then erroneously believe it can’t solve anything.
Fixing issues before they develop into actual disasters is such an underappreciated thing it hurts at all levels.
We don't talk about acid rain because there isn't any more acid rain because when acid rain started happening and we learned that the cause was mainly sulphur oxide and carbon monooxide from car exhausts, countries all over the world made it a law that car companies had to produce cars that produced less exhaust with better effectivenes (burning the fuel all the way to CO2 instead of the halfassed CO) and oil rafineries to remove the sulphur from the gasoline in the first place.
We don't talk about computers crashing because of the turn of the century, because thousands of programmers worked very hard to write updates and patches for Every Single Program humanity as a whole used back in 1999 and then somehow managed to failtest, distribute, and update every single device and system, be it an online or offline one before the midnight of the 1st january of 2000.
On a much smaller scale, no one ever commenta or notices cleaners and housekeepers doing their job - be it at home or at whole buildings - because they always make sure that there's nothing to notice. But don't be fooled - at any point of your life you are one week of them not doing away from swimming in trash and filth with nothing to eat and nothing clean to wear. Only then you would notice.
Now it's time to do that thing again and make sure that we don't kill our whole planetary ecosystem within the next century.
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1st image: two tweets.
From "Matt Walsh", @MattWalshBlog
Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer
From "Derek Thompson", @DKThomp
What happened is scientists discovered chlorofluorocarbons were bad for the ozone, countries believed them, the Montreal Protocol was signed, and CFC use fell by 99.7%, leading to the stabilization of the ozone layer, perhaps the greatest example of global cooperation in history.
2nd image: Bender, the robot from Futurama, staring out into space, showing blue and purple nebulas and bright white stars. A caption reads:
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
/End ID.]
When you do things right,
people won’t be sure you’ve done
anything at all.
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