shrek is all i think about

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Due to personal reasons I’ll be

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Source: iFunny.co

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Puzzle Art

Vancouver-based artist Tim Klein makes puzzle montages from different puzzles using the same die cut pattern.

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@aureovitta THERE’S MORE :D

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Tag someone — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2PabAag

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Unmute !

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He leap

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that little yelp at the end oh my god

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IMPORTANT POST

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Parking sensor via Shitty_Car_Mods

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Beethoven — Fur Chiken

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#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

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I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

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This applies to garlic too

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Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

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… I may be developing a caffeine addiction. That or I’m just dehydrated. Either way, I have a headache 

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So I Have a Tiny Chicken

Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.

This is Cicero.

We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.

Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.

AND LOOK

AT WHAT

SHE LAID

A TINY EGG.

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??

WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??

WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??

WHAT IS GOING ON???????

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THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD