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Down the Line by sunflouwerhabit

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | General Audiences | 280k

“I hate all of you.” Louis’ cheeks flush. “You better watch yourself or Wootton is gonna release an article claiming all of our woes are a direct result of a serious Mario Kart addiction. He’s already got an insider ready to tell him Niall prances around the clubhouse pretending to be Yoshi.” Some of the boys chuckle, but Louis’ heart nearly stops when a honk sounds from second base. Everyone turns in that direction and Harry fucking Styles slaps a hand over his own mouth, as if trying to muffle the fact that he’s a motherfucking Siren. Louis stares. He wasn’t… it really wasn’t that funny? He couldn’t possibly be laughing at Louis, right? He…

What?

“Sorry,” Styles gasps. His shoulders shake as those dimples, which have had blogs and articles and entire columns dedicated to them, bloom. “Sorry…"

Louis hates him. Louis hates him. Louis hates him.

~~~

OR: Star shortstop Louis Tomlinson only finds solace between the white-chalk lines of a baseball diamond, until Harry Styles- the absolute bane of his existence and (probably) the worst pitcher in Major League Baseball- becomes an overnight sensation in the city Louis calls home.

MLB + enemies to lovers + karaoke + MARVEL + OT5

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #one direction #fanfic #down the line #niall horan #liam payne #zayn mailk #baseball #larry stylinson #larry is literally real #larry fic

indiaalphawhiskey

THIS FUCKER IS SO CUTE I CAN’T BREATHE.

hollowboobtheory

logically I know pussy isn't supposed to come in fruity flavors but emotionally mine would taste like strawberries & cream dr pepper

hollowboobtheory

everybody reblog and put in the tags what flavor your pussy should be. if you don't have a pussy just pretend you do for this one post

#those ice cream bars that melt #the ones that have the chocolate crackers #specifically mint chocolate chip

tatiannamaslany-blog

do-you-have-a-flag

tomorrow

thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas

Queueing this for next year

genderfeel

more bird wife for my collection

the woke mob won't even let you long to decompose into your beloved anymore smh

#in a week #by hozier #core

owlmylove

no one tells you how much of life takes practice. not just writing, painting, running, singing, etc, but practicing how to make friends. how to make the right ones. getting practiced at how to be a good friend, a good sibling, a good person. practice identifying when people haven’t earned that. learning to recognize your right to rage and, eventually, how to offer mercy. so much of life is muscle memory, and i’ve begun to realize there are so many more parts of ourselves to flex and stretch and strengthen than those we’re taught in anatomy lessons

becauseheartsgetbroken-hs

too precious

catchymemes

anderperries

[image description: a tweet from fran (@galacticidiots) reading, “Congratulations to people who don’t get obsessed easily. I can’t relate but I’m sure it’s lovely. Unfortunately, I only know how to let things consume my entire soul.” /end image description]

#meow

becauseheartsgetbroken-hs

pouty baby

#harry styles #h my love

atouchofireland

The internet is so weird. Most people in the smosh fandom here compiled enough stuff yearssss ago to see that Shayne and Courtney were living together and a couple. And we said “aww” and just continued on, normally, like them. It seemed like an obvious open secret to me by like early 2023.

But, people on twitter are LOSING THEIR GODDAMN MINDS, gaslighting themselves so hard, when I think they just… refused to accept it was a real thing bts. They haven’t been THAT subtle about it.

Like once Court started wearing his shirts and Arizona hoodie it was kinda obvious, crew even made a joke about it in tntl.

Shayne has guessed Courtney’s favorites immediately in Every. Single. Video, and she got most of his when it was flipped.

The biggest semi-recent completely obvious sign was Court on TNTL Smoshcast, when they play the snoring. Then in response Amanda asks Shayne, “Do you snore??!” Shayne responds “I think so.” Then Court gives him an incredulous look like, “bitch this is like u it sounds like a lawnmower.”

Plus all the inside jokes about commercials and TikTok accounts mainly just with each other, like ya know.. cuz they live together.

I mean it’s been like 4 years of keeping private so there’re gonna be times where they’d slip up a bit.

Idk just think it’s weird that people find this “elaborately planned April fools joke” theory more plausible than… these close friends who have shown signs of being live-in partners… announcing their wedding a few days late to fuck with people.