Transfem, transmasc, nonbinary, cis, intersex, lesbian, gay, bi, pan, straight, aro, ace, and anyone else I've missed, I love you <3
Also fuck gen AI, the rich, the patriarchy, and those who enforce systems of oppression.
Aaaaaanyway...
Hiiiii :3 I am Snek, I like Snek and bug and kitty and puppy and birb and. Amnimals. And art. And swords. And many things. One might say I have. Interests.
I rb things that bring me joy, which is mostly art and shitposts (on the art and shitpost site :O !?!?). Something spicy may slip in occasionally bc I am, for all intents and purposes, human.
I generally try to avoid arguments, but if I do end up engaging in controversy and come off as rude/aggressive/bigoted just know I would much rather be having a civil conversation but I'm terrible at communication.
Tags I tend to use when not just quick rbing are:
#snek yaps - my own words prompted largely by nothing.
#fav - favorite. I just wanted to save this particular post in some vaguely searchable way.
#silly game ep # - responses to daily asks from @jkl-fff which have been going on for a LONG time now. Not numbered well.
#another for the archive - I am downloading this gif/image/video to use elsewhere, tagged so I may find it and give credit at a later date.
#ow - rbs that cause psychic damage to me personally
if i had near infinite money to make a blockbuster action movie i would simply make a film about a bunch of postapocalyptic lesbian mechanics defending their commune from paramilitary christian survivalists by turning a bunch of old construction equipment into mechs and there would be a scene where one of them picks up an armored pickup truck with a CAT that has two backhoes for arms and then throws it into the helicopter hovering over the battlefield causing them both to come crashing down in a big fiery explosion behind her causing every other girl on the battlefield to fall in love with her instantly and then a bunch of the dead christian soldiers wives would come live at the commune instead and become adopted lesbian sisters and there would also be a montage of sweaty lesbians in cargo pants and tank tops building the mechs in an old barn and having sloppy sweaty sex in the hay loft and using the hay crane like an engine lift. marvel eat your heart out.
they're ugly as hell, they've ruined nerd stores since every store just has a giant wall of them now. my old tcg store is now 60% funko pop with tiny sections for the actual card games. like god i wouldnt hate them as much if they weren't so UGLY and pushed out space the other nerd stuff used to have. Also my wife agrees with me so I'm right