[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[alcrego]

The Link

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

If tumblr goes down Just close your eyes and find me

[g0ds-favorite]

[qifreythebitch]

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[sottopressione1]

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[satorugojowidow]

Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?

Spain

France

England

Voting ended onJul 20

[escuerzoresucitado]

[nobrashfestivity]

Jum Nakao, Paper Dresses

[slingerapen]

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

[scyeschef]

I just love this one omg

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there