Venting and other random shit idk.

Maybe id write more if i wasnt such a cold, depressed, bastard.

[iguanamouth]

Consider: crabs.... but with paws

dont touch

[iguanamouth]

YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[birthdaysongs]

shawty got that war crimes pussy

[birthdaysongs]

call that a george w. bush

[bimbogollum]

My uncle had a colonoscopy and emailed the family with the results and my 75 year old cryptid grandfather just came back with "at least they didn't find 30-50 feral hogs in there". Hello???????????????

[slutdge]

writers block got me like that one picture of hunter s thompson shooting his typewriter 

[slutdge]

[writeouttaluck]

Glycerine

Thanks to a friend, my current favorite song is Glycerine by Bush. I like it so much that i wrote a poem about it and how it makes me feel.

The chill of a cold night licks at my back

I sit awake among the trees

The snow glows under the moonlight

Ice covered trees reflect and flash at me

The trees sing their silent song as they brush together

Wind is playing the music tonight

Glycerine

Heat warms my numbing, outstretched hands

I sit among the crackling fire

The warmth soothes my aching muscles

I close my eyes and i see it

Me and friends running among the headstones

Headlights cutting through the black

Glycerine

A twinge of anxiety shocks down my back

I open my eyes and stare past the flames before me

Memories want to dance behind my eyes

I wont let them surface

Nostalgia is for the birds

Suddenly im a different kind of cold

Glycerine

[thecheshiresmiles]

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

[superiorhomo]

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

[ginathethundergoddess]

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

[animentality]

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

New favorite cryptid: locals

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[wilwheaton]

[fuzzycricket]

If I got any gift from a crow I would keep it forever, I would affix these to the front door so they know I love and cherish them.

[hellyeahanarchistposters]

“The only good cop”

[radicalgraff]

14 February 2019, Melbourne - Captain James Cook statue in St Kilda vandalised on the anniversary of his death by Hawaiian warriors in 1779.

[radicalgraff]

Anti-electoral, anti-politican slogans seen around Sydney in the lead-up to the Australian Federal Election

[madeyedmood]

young & dumb

an invite from the so-called cool kids to join them in their evening hangouts by the quarry whilst they smoke stolen nicotine and passionately discuss the downfall of their favourite ‘underground’ bands since their prime time in 2014

born in the early 2000s you’re now a sarcastic gen z kid with spite for authority and affinity for never taking anything seriously

reckless kids who’ve lost their will for live developing alcoholism behind the petrol station and burning their parent’s bibles before rushing down the train tracks whilst carriages steadily approach in an attempt to feel something again

your parents have left town for the weekend and you’ve taken it upon yourself to deck the halls in red solo cups and abandoned confetti as a way to lighten the atmosphere for when your class trips out from the psychedelics you stole from your older brother

teenagers have always been inherently idiotic and you and your friends are no exception as you grow into a mindset where prom dates and test scores and sneaking out for 2am drives to the edge of town are your only concerns

the plot to a coming-of-age summer film where all the characters are mysterious outcasts with their vintage record players and their careless dancing on prom night and the way thrift shopping with them always turns into a montage

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 3 2019 - A student protester spray paints the anarchy symbol on an armoured police car during riots in Santiago for better education funding. [video]

[anarchisticnature]

[hellyeahanarchistposters]

‘When the rich rob the poor it’s called business.

When the poor fight back it’s called violence”

[furalledenspeck]

[plutonian-grade-deactivated2019]