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I tried to scroll past this. I really did
I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this.

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this.
“Sweet mother, I cannot weave — slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl.” - Sappho (tr. Diane Rayor)
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questions.
what are you studying (or what did you study)? dream job? favorite season? go-to dessert? favorite show? favorite movie? you’re at a coffee shop and you open your laptop/notebook to start working - what are you working on? what’s one thing you want right now?
reply or reblog with your responses. I wanna know more about you all. ☺️🌸💫
person: oh you write? are you any good?
me: yeah I guess
also me: he furrowed his brow, his brow furrowed, brow furrowing, his brow knit together, a wrinkle creased his brow, his brow browed browingly, brow—
I had no idea this was such a universal problem
So there was this one time I counted some version of that phrase used about 70 times in a fic…
What if the sun doesn’t actually hurt vampires?
Vampires are just nocturnal, the same way we are diurnal. A vampire could go out during the day, but they would just rather be sleeping.
Vampires are just afraid of the light, the same way we are afraid of the dark. Their eyes are meant to see in the dark, so they just can’t see very well in the light. It hurts their eyes and they can’t see what’s around them, so it’s just scary.
Some vampire was probably too afraid to admit that he was afraid of the light, so he made up a fake allergy to the sun. Word got out to mortals, so we just assumed that all vampires are allergic to the sun. You know how mortals like to stereotype and whatnot.
But imagine pop, sunny vampires that are the vampire version of goth, dark humans. They like to go out in the sun and wear bright clothes, and the other vampires think it’s metal as fuck. “Oh, you know Victoria Anne III? Yeah she’s totally pop. Her friends call her Susan.”
I fucking love this
i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.”
People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut
Tbh, I always saw my mom check the eggs in the carton and for the longest time I didn’t know why and everytime I went out and bought eggs I’d copy her because that’s what everyone does, open the carton. So I’d always just end up staring at an open carton of eggs in the grocery store thinking “Yes. These are eggs”. And I’d buy them.
Smh how come y’all never asked why? I’ve known since elementary school
Social anxiety is usually the answer.
FYI for folk who wondered but didn’t want to ask, you open the carton and gently twist each egg in its socket. If the egg moves smoothly, the shell isn’t cracked. If it sticks, there’s probably a crack underneath (the yolk sticks to the cardboard) and you should not buy it (cracked eggs are potentially sick-making eggs). Likewise, when buying meat, check to make sure that the plastic wrap is intact, and there’s no juice leaking through. If there is, and you can, you’d be doing a good thing to bring it to the store manager’s attention.
Reblogging for people who didn’t know. I knew but both those techniques are very useful. :)
Reblogging for useful knowledge! I’ve been grocery shopping with my dad since I was a toddler, and one of my responsibilities was always the egg checking, so it never occurred to me that people might not be familiar with why it should be done. Other things that might be useful: Don’t assume all the milk has the same expiration dates. If you notice that the milk you’ve grabbed is close to the date, rummage around for a newer carton. But please also have the decency to put things back tidily when you’re done, don’t just leave milk everywhere. Ditto for bread. That plastic tag on the opening isn’t just to hold it shut, it’s also got a best before date on it. Be wary when buying bagged/packaged vegetables. If anything was moist or a little overripe during the packaging process, it’s likely spread. Check the bottom of the container/bag/etc, give it a light shake to move things around a bit. Most big chains will give you the price per item and the price per gram/ounce/whatever your dry and liquid measure of choice may be. Check these! Sometimes it’s a *much* better deal to buy a bigger package, especially for dry goods which you can store for a long time. I’m sure there are tons more, but these are all good tips for staple purchases.
Watermelon should sound hollow when thumped. Thump near the top for the best test.
Canteloupe should smell like sweet melon. Smell at the end opposite where the stem was.
The lower end of the pineapple should smell nicely like pineapple. If it’s not ripe, it will smell “green”, and if it’s rotten or mouldy, you’ll smell that too.
Anything non-vegetarian that has a bloated package: Do not eat. It may contain harmful bacteria and poison.
Also, if your bread has gone mouldy, it does not help if you toast it. It isn’t the mould itself that is the problem, it’s the toxins it leaves behind.
Last but not least: Use best before dates only as a rough guidance. They’re a guarantee by the producer that the product will keep the consistency and other properties. They have nothing to do with food going bad or being unsafe after that date, and the food is perfectly fine to eat after the best before date. However, if food has a use by date (this is usually the case with fresh meat or fresh fish), then you have to throw it out after that date, because that is indeed the date until the producer guarantees that it’s safe to eat. There’s a lot of food going to waste because people think that best before dates are the same as use by dates, compounded by the problem that a lot of people have never learned how to check if their food is still safe to eat.
American Public School Gothic
There is a test today in Spanish. There is a test every day. The teacher never tells us there is going to be one, and we never study.
The bell rings, and as a group, we get up to go to our next classes. You enter the hallway, turn left, and keep walking. Hours pass, you still haven’t reached your class and the bell still hasn’t rang again.
Every year everyone on the football team fails the majority of their classes. Every year the football team seniors graduate with honors for athletic achievements.
The PE teacher makes your class run the Pacer. Around you, students run on broken legs, sprained ankles, with collapsed lungs. They aren’t allowed to stop.
You enter the bathroom. The rows of stalls go on forever, but not one door has a lock. Only one toilet flushes properly.
In English, you are reading Lord of the Flies. This is the 704th time you’ve read it.
A girl wears nothing but a bra to school. A boy gets dress coded for wearing a tuxedo.
The teacher asks if anyone has any questions. The girl next to you raises her hand. The teacher ignores her. The girl’s hand remains raised. You come to school the next day and she is still there, but her arm is rotted. You look at the calendar and realize it’s been three years.
A boy gets up and rants about Trump and recycling. You are in geometry.
“Healthy and good!” The lunch ladies chant the mantra every day, as they place pink slime and Brussels sprout casserole on your tray.
Your report card says you aced economics. You never took economics. Your school doesn’t have an economics class.
The science teacher calls you by your sibling’s name. You don’t have any siblings.
You talked to the school counselor yesterday regarding your schedule. Today, you can’t find her. You ask a fellow student, who tells you the woman you are looking for died eleven years ago.
Your biology class in in room 686. The school only has two floors.
The girl sleeping in the band room has always been there, and never moved. You wonder if she’s dead, then decide that it’s not your problem.
Study hall is dead silent. No one goes in, and no one goes out.
A student says the words, “To the Pit of Misery! Dilly dilly!” The entire school repeats the phrase at once, not realizing that they are already there.
The classroom is hazy from a kid vaping in the back of the classroom. The teacher says nothing. He is smoking a blunt.
It’s the dead of winter. Every room is like hell fire.
A tornado siren goes off. No one notices. The siren never stops.
You make little balls of paper from your notebook to throw at your friend’s head. They disappear before they hit him. You try again. And again. And again. The amount of notebook paper never lessens.
You look at the clock, and it says 12:31 pm. Good. It’s almost lunch. You check again ten minutes later. It is 4:43 am.
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“Please, let him be soft. I know you made him with gunmetal bones and wolf’s teeth. I know you made him to be a warrior a soldier a hero. But even gunmetal can warp and even wolf’s teeth can dull and I do not want to see him break the way old and worn and overused things do. I do not want to see him go up in flames the way all heroes end up martyrs. I know that you will tell me that the world needs him. The world needs his heart and his faith and his courage and his strength and his bones and his teeth and his blood and his voice and his– The world needs anything he will give them. Damn the world, and damn you too. Damn anyone that ever asked anything of him, damn anyone that ever took anything from him, damn anyone that ever prayed to his name. You know that he will give them everything until there is nothing left of him but the imprint of dust where his feet once trod. You know that he will bear the world like Atlas until his shoulders collapse and his knees buckle and he is crushed by all he used to carry. Dear God, you have already made an Atlas. You have already made an Achilles and an Icarus and a Hercules. You have already made a sacrificial lamb of your Son. You have already made so many heroes, and you can make another again. You can have your pick of heroes. So please, I beg you– he is all that I have, and you have so many heroes and the world has so many more. Let him be soft, and let him be mine.”
— Please, let him be happy ( j.p. )
Steve and Tony chat, play basketball, go after spam callers, and fight incompetent villains. It’s not a date. Really. Or maybe it is and they just haven’t figured it out yet. Marvel Adventures: Avengers #27
Rhodey wants to know if Tony’s being needy because Steve’s mad at him. Iron Man 2.0 #7.1
“we’ve all got both light and dark inside us. what matters is the part we choose to act on.” - sirius black
you: i love stranger things
me, an intellectual: i too am a fan of alien commodities
poetry hoe aesthetic: highlights verses on books, tucks pencil behind ear in case they’re inspired, may sound flowery or pretentious but only bc they can recite literally any poem backwards. embroiders cool verses onto their big jackets. probably has a spoken word playlist on their phone.
The Roanoke News, Weldon, North Carolina, August 12, 1909
What would you think of a woman who addressed a club meeting of men by telling them how charming, how well gowned, how pretty, they were?
Here’s the rest:
The Southern Standard, Arkadelphia, Arkansas, August 24, 1878