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I've got to know, was this done intentionally? The complimentary covers with Aziraphale and Crowley, your names in different orders?

It was intentional, yes. It was so that whether you looked on the P shelf or the G shelf you would still find a copy of Good Omens. Also Terry wanted the black cover because he felt it would be cooler.

girlzero

i like how in norwegian for 🐱you have 'katt' and 'pus' and they can be combined into ''pusekatt' or 'kattepus' but in english you have cat and pussy and if you're combining them it's absolutely life-or-death that you get the order right

tippenfunkaport

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

h-l-w

cupcakesandtv

Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins

delicatestones

Throw some "it doesn't matter, what about you?" in there, mmm, the battered and bloody mangled figure weakly trying to reciprocate? The hands coming up (shaking and exhausted) to touch the searcher's face? The intimacy of reciprocal concern? The huddling together in tenderness in a world capable of such violence and harm?

tagfer

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

heronbrew

Hey op google what LCD stands for

tagfer

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

thewanderingace

I feel compelled to share one of my favorite bits from the Martian

memorycycle

*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

tbartss

What is this I hear about Ryan Reynolds joining tumblr? Everyone knows there’s only ONE honorary celebrity on this hellsite and that’s known cryptid Mr. Neil Gaiman

memorycycle

*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

geraskefer

INCORRECT WITCHER QUOTES [#10]

ruffboi-mags

… This is so accurate that for a second I was like “but isn’t this actually a quote from the show?”

It is not. It’s from Tangled. But it’s perfect.

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minmaneth

…and, at the time of his death, he was one of the most hated people in the USA.

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The FBI sent him a letter trying to convince him to commit suicide. Don’t let this revisionist bullshit slide. The things they say now about protests, kneeling, etc, are the same things they said about the sit-ins and marches.