Writing

I adore writing and reading. I mainly reblog though, rarely post anything of my own. But I do roleplay

[losingmymindtonight]

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

[jujuspams]

Hisoka

Next in line is Hisoka “I’ll take you and yo nigga” Marrow

Now you see my dude Hisoka be doing some real questionable things

Especially when it comes to Gon, so at first I really wasn’t feeling him

But bitch I was sorely mistaken

Everything he does just screams that he is that bitch

Like you can’t tell me Hisoka won’t blow you and yo nigga back out

Y’all know he definitely goes both ways

Do y’all see how fucking snatched his waist is

Like I’m sorry but it ain’t nobody on this Earth that could rock the fuck out of this but Hisoka

He reminds me of Prince, cause even dressed like that he could pull the baddest bitch around

And do y’all see that dick print whew Jesus 🙌🏾🙌🏾

Now in the distribution of hands Hisoka is very laid back and chill

Gon is real life trying to fuck him up and he smiling and shit like it’s a joke

Like he is really treating Gon like light weight and idk how to handle that

Did y’all see that quick ass dodge

He bent his back on some exorcist shit and he still caught the ball after number five tried to end his shit

And let’s not forget that Hisoka has his own fucking entrance music

Bitch when I heard them maracas playing I knew Hisoka was bout to end somebody’s life

And then you got this nigga coming out the fucking woodworks talking about some damn revenge

Hisoka straight clowned this nigga

Like first I don’t even think Hisoka remembered the dude so that’s his first L

Then you got Hisoka just dodging his shit with ease and you could tell dude was trying his hardest so that’s another L

After he finally got a cut on Hisoka he was happy as fuck

Only for Hisoka to catch his damn knives and start tossing them bitches like it wasn’t nothing

This nigga said himself that it took him damn near forever to master that technique

And here go Hisoka showing his ass up in a damn second

In a total that nigga took at least seven L’s so he set himself up for failure

And let’s not forget that his fucking power is gum

Like bitch you telling me that he going around beating niggas up with candy

The disrespect those niggas must feel

And don’t act like yall don’t see them red bottoms he got on

Look at that smug ass look on his face

He knows he can’t be fucked with

I just can’t handle this

And that’s all folks, I feel like these are getting longer and longer and idk how to feel about that but y’all seem to like them so I’ll keep em coming.

[bellydancingmangaka-deactivated]

This just made my whole night 😂😂😂 slay baby slay.

[thestartofsomething8059]

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

[subtly-shakespearean]

[covertplantigrade]

[lovecore-gir]

[quadrell]

[theghostofyoump3]

@eternahasgoodmanners

[biblically-accurate-soup]

I’m screaming

[the-penandthe-sword-blog]

I love this so much.

@theshitpostcalligrapher I feel like this is up your alley

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i’ve been @ ‘d on this post so many times i love it

[puppypresident]

i saw into the spiderverse today

[icicleman-deactivated20110701-d]

[blobitos]

how many times have this two broken up seriously

[cryptaniac]

[merlosaurusunactive]

[bumbleshark]

omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

[tradramblings]

They’re both the dramatic teenage girls, look at that last panel.

[wouldyouliketoseemymask]

[badluckcrow1]

“He’s got a million of them Harleen”

[frickmyrick-deactivated20170811]

DON’T ROMANTICIZE HARLEY AND THE JOKER’S RELATIONSHIP

[cookievampiress]

*STARES AT HOT TOPIC DEAD IN THE FACE*

[allmysimsaredykes-deactivated20]

Okay so we already know that Straight Boys™ are a bundle of confusion but what’s with the whole getting annoyed at their girlfriends for taking them shopping?? Why would you not want to see ur beautiful gf trying on cute clothes?? Her prancing around in a new sundress? Dead. Shaking her butt and grinning because she loves the way those jeans fit?? g o r g e o u s. Dad Shirts™ three sizes too big with dumb slogans?? Y'all will have to find my inhaler from year six cause i can’t fucking breathe.

Like if you don’t wanna take your gf shopping that’s your loss tell her to dump your dumb ass & hmu

[lesbianistictendencies]

this is a whole mood?

[refinery29]

One Haunting Video Shows “Beauty Through The Decades” In New Light

Karolina Żebrowska’s “Beauty Through The Ages” video shows not only on the glamorized versions of women but also the real, middle and lower class women as they lived in the past century.

READ MORE

GIFS VIA.

[silvermarmoset]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES THANK YOU.

[silvermarmoset]

Reblogging again because this is the ONLY “fashion through time” video that does it right. All the others glamorize/modernize the eras WAY too much, esp. considering they’re claiming historical accuracy. This is the only one that truly nails it.

[zoomerbro]

[thats-fergalicious]

There’ a little bit of Salem in all of us

[part-of-the-mystery]

I only watched the show for that cat.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

doctor home

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[thetyrannosaur]

Rise and shine Mr Freeman

[purpleplusher]

i feel cracky sometimes..

[purpleplusher]

Wow. The wedding proposal scene of curly haired twat and his horny slut got around pretty quickly.

[werewolf-cuddles]

Oh yeah, I am living for the shade.

[scope-dogg]

I’ll laugh if tumblr’s stupidity is so powerful that it manages to resurrect fucking Newgrounds

[sandersidess]

Virgil: What the hell were you thinking?!

Roman: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

Virgil: You released ostriches

[ohboywonder]

the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

[animateglee-archived]

As a younger sister who knows this struggle all too well: THIS IS REAL. Pretty sure 70% of my past teachers still think I’m called what my sister is called in fact.

Imagine Fred being called Percy by McGonagall accidentally and then he gets so offended that he refers to her by “Professor [insert any other name but McGonagall” for the rest of the year, costing Gryffindor a considerable amount of points one at a time.

From then on, she vows to just call them all Mr Weasley.

Until Ginny comes along and she calls her Mr Weasley by accident and Ginny “accidentally’ calls her Sir and it starts again.

[kyraneko]

It’s lightly off-topic but also slightly relevant but I have long cherished this mental image of Professor Snape saying something snappish to Harry in just the wrong tone of voice and Harry absentmindedly, wearily, and completely accidentally responding with, “Yes, Aunt Petunia.”

[shrimp-gender]

I think this is why most of the teachers refer to them by their last names

[mikeshanlon]

bill: hey eddie let’s hang out after school

eddie: yeah!

bill: oh and we’re gonna be going to be sneaking onto government property which happens to be a sewer full of bacteria and possible dead children

eddie:

bill: oh would you look at that there’s a boy bleeding out let’s go help him and inevitably steal medical supplies bc we don’t have any money

eddie:

bill: hey eddie, do you remember bev? she just called us saying she needs our help

eddie: …….. fine

bill: oh wow crazy every inch of her bathroom is covered in blood !

eddie:

bill: oh hey we should go out on the town after this!

eddie: are you kidd-

bill: omg there’s mike and he’s getting beat up by our arch enemies ! let’s fight them !

eddie:

bill: hey eddie lets go to my garage and try to find out where the evil clown that’s murdered several of our classmates and my brother is

eddie:

bill: yeah omg that was scary so let’s go to where it lives which is also where it stalked/terrorized you

eddie:

bill: sorry you fell through the floor, almost got eaten, and broke your arm :/ so anyways bev got stolen we have to go down the well and into the sewers to kill the clown and save her

eddie:

[nana-banana-nana]

“All Might with Johnny Bravo’s voice works…a little too well”

[quinzelade]

@thespectacularspider-girl

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[rynekat]

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

[carryonmywaywardstirrup]

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[larissafae]

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I loved this ridiculous moment so much okay

ANGRY CYBORG SASS OFF

[whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid]

This was my favourite bit

[ask-xenomorph]

I dont even like doctor who but this^^^ this is some good shit