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@writings-world
Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.
An Ode to 'Everything Everywhere All at Once' by David Gate
Awesomeee thanks biden
Mmumechii on Instagram
So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
-sirius black
Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.
that is the height of the holiday.
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
Scrolling thru tiktok and I come across this.
Going through the comments and I come across this,
Women give men consent to do something in private and in the bedroom and they push it so far??? These ladies are all laughing it off like it’s a silly little thing but holy fuck you’re literally putting your life in his hands EVERYTIME he places them around your throat. How can you trust him to not suffocate you when he already takes personal things outside of private spaces??
When will men stop treating women like their little sex toys ?? That’s all I’m seeing here !
now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.
#bringthisbackin2022 #ifinallyfoundsomethingtolivefor
The left is quite literally taking away our freedom of speech.
We feel like we can’t express our views and opinions. We can’t say “I believe women are women and men are men” we can’t say that we don’t vote liberal. I fear that some day my friends and family will learn that I don’t think like them and that they will criticize me for it. My mother can’t even accept the fact that I don’t want to be triple vaxxed.
Leftists are an honest threat to our freedom of speech. And that’s a scary fact.
all im hearing is "im a victim of my friends and family giving a fuck about our health and those around us ughh no one wants to hear about how i dont care about the science because my feelings matter more wahh and why cant i speak mean thingsssss"
maybe consider the reason why theyre upset with your ideology is because it puts others (and yourself) in danger of catching covid by choosing not to recieve the booster. and that maybe, JUST MAYBE, some of the things you say just actually shouldnt be said at all, and not saying it is the respectable thing to do. however if you really want to go for it but there are consequences such as what youve got going on here sooo.
just a thought from ya local tumblr leftist
By saying “some of the things you say just actually shouldn’t be said at all” is exactly what I’m talking about. People like you want to shut down my beliefs because you feel that your own beliefs are superior to mine. Why don’t you try listening to what the other side has to say. You might even find something you agree with. I sure did. I started out as a hardcore leftist and now look at me. My point is, don’t be so quick to shut us down just because you don’t like what we have to say.
Also, don’t even get me started on Covid. I’m double vaccinated already. And one shot was supposed to be like 60% effective and two shots are supposed to be like 90% effective. (I was told those numbers by the medical professional who administered the shots.) anyways, now they’re saying Moderna (the doses I received) aren’t protective enough, so I need to get the booster and wear two masks etc. so forgive me if I’m not jumping for joy at the thought of having to keep getting shots even though the first two were supposed to be enough. So, how does my ideology harm myself or others??
You are allowed to have your opinions, are long as they aren't harming others.
Not being triple vaccinated may not effect you, but it can be dangerous for others, especially if you got out in public. No one is stopping you from having opinions, just make sure they don't degrade someone else's existence.
Tender kisses under cloudless skies, knees brushing against the leaves of corn plants, winds softly whispering through your yellow dress, wisp tendrils of coiled up black up touching the pale cheeks—a smile so wide, so beautiful gracing your red lips; as you watch him hand you a yellow diasy s h y l y
Flaming cheeks, flickering glances, eyes somehow finding each other, palms grazing each other, fingertips trailing her chin, flower specked mountains glinting under her harsh sunlight—just you and me, she mutters softly against the curve of his mouth; both of them passionately in l o v e
Their heartbeats louder than birds singing, their nerves on fire, heat pooling in their stomach, with each step closer to each other; their breath catching, warm, warm feeling alighting their bodies, both of them f l o a t i n g
No one could guarantee whether this was a fling, or something so powerful that would tear them apart, or something steadily, boldly beautiful that would stay with them for rest of their lives. All they knew, at that moment, that one second, one minute, or one year spent with each other was p r e c i o u s
—Love, love, love, everyone passing on bicycle, ladies carrying baskets of tea whispers, children playing under frenzied skies, they are in love. Like wax candles, they light each others world, burning themselves in each other.
glittering lights,
freshly-brewed coffee,
homemade snacks,
comfy blankets,
and some company,
....who said, familiarity is monotonous?
HC / Ficlet Library
I’ve done… a thing… an extensive thing… that will probably be better organised and sorted over time, but here you go.
For all the anons who ask for old HCs/fics, for all the anons who ask for the same prompt again, and for anyone who just wants to maybe check out some older stuff :)
THE LIBRARY DIRECTORY
HCs
AUs
High School Sweethearts
More of the High School Sweethearts
High School Sweethearts turns to College Breakups and Young Adults reconnecting
Jake is college roommates with Amy’s brother and they fall in love
Follow up to the college roommates thing
Jake as an elementary school teacher and Amy as a cop
Jake’s accidental baby acquisition
Actual Mafia!Jake
Arranged Marriage
Celebrity Couple 1
Celebrity Couple 2
Celebrity Couple 3
Celebrity Couple 4
Single Parents
Jake+Amy
Random Jake+Amy HCs with a bit of Mac thrown in
Amy returning to work after maternity leave
Jake’s first day back at work after Mac’s birth
Jake+Amy’s baby screensavers
Jake+Amy sneaking away in various situations
Jake+Amy and public transit
sick!Jake and Amy taking care of him
another round of sick!Jake but a bit more serious
post-proposal evening
Jake+Amy having a bath / and / Jake+Amy at a convention
early relationship date nights
Amy learning dance moves with her butt
body insecurities during pregnancy
Amy loves Jake’s belly
Jake+Amy in their own little bubble in public
Jake gets freckles
changing each other’s phone background to sleep pictures
Jake playing with Amy’s hair
Jake’s half-siblings
Amy in an active shooter situation
lazypants day
no pants rule
Jake taking care of a sick and an injured Amy
Jake helping Amy quit smoking
Jake asking Amy to quit smoking
Jealous Amy+Jake
Jake+Amy’s Other Drunk Scales
Jake+Amy sneakily making out
Jake+Amy pretending to be Johnny+Dora
Amy surprising Jake
5 physical things they love about each other
Jake+Amy at parenting class fail
Amy has anxiety attacks
Jake+Amy’s wedding without the bomb
protective Jake
post-prison Jake
the morning after their first night together
Asking for kisses
Jake+Amy getting the girlfriend/boyfriend title
how Jake first learned Amy was devious
Amy asking Jake trick-questions
Just Jake+Amy being domestic
Amy’s methods of waking Jake up
Amy taking care of hungover Jake
Jake’s eyes going dark in the angry and sexy way
Jake falling asleep on Amy
Amy falling asleep on Jake
Do they snore?
random kiss HCs
Jake is the hot guy in the precinct and Amy knows
Jake+Amy’s second date
Jake+Amy having an argument and the kids see it
Forehead kisses
Destressing, comforting HCs
Jake gets his McClane moment but it horribly involves Amy+Mac
Waking up without waking the other
Harry Potter Fans
Amy’s relationship with Karen Peralta plus a follow up involving the kids
early wakeups are for cuddles
Jake and Dad Jokes
Jake+Amy trying a yoga couples video
Amy getting turned on by things Jake does
Jake+Amy tell their families about the pregnancy
Jake being sweet and supportive when Amy’s on her period
Amy’s WAP sweatpants
Amy took drugs in college??
Jake’s Mixtapes for Amy
surprisingly not NSFW period sex
slightlyyy NSFW Jake+Amy’s troubles during Trying
slightlyyy NSFW Jake+Amy’s favourite roleplays
NSFW Jake’s favourite foreplay
NSFW general NSFT HCs
NSFW Post Orgasm HCs
NSFW Oral sex HCs
NSFW random smut HCs
Mac+Maya
the Mac HCs that started it all
Random Mac+Maya HCs
Grandpa Ray, Grandpa Kev aka Babysitting Ranking
Mac+Maya’s “Want Daddy” Phase, and the Auntie RoRo Phase
Mac+Maya breaking things at home
Mac likes different fast food than Jake
Jake+Amy telling Mac about bébé 2 on the way
Mac’s first school day
Mac’s first Halloween
little Mac+Maya angry at their parents
Mac being a big brother
Mac adjusting to being a big brother
getting a sick Mac from daycare
Mac+Maya in dungarees
dealing with the Terrible Twos
Mac+Maya fight/argue
Mac’s first birthday
Mac+Maya falling asleep in random places
Mac+Maya falling asleep with random objects
family movie night for the 4 Peraltiagos
Mac+Maya getting sick
Apartment Parkour
Peraltiago Family dressing fancy for an event
Jake’s first time alone with baby Mac+Maya
Sleepy Dad Jake
Amy having trouble breastfeeding
Mac won’t stop breastfeeding
things Amy+Maya love that Mac+Jake never understand
Peraltiago Family doing the Maze game at a restaurant
Mac+Maya and their 3 sets of grandparents
Maya being clingy with Jake
Mac snapping pictures of his family
Mac+Maya showing off a dance routine
first vacation, allergies, clingy kids and ‘adult’ censoring
Mac+Maya’s first day of kindergarten
Jake has to work on father’s day
Jake+Mac Sad/Hurt outlines
Mac needs glasses
Family bike ride
Mac+Maya at the dentist
Mac+Maya calling Jake+Amy by their names
Laundry basket rollercoaster
More of Mac’s clingy phases with Jake+Amy
dealing with sleepless nights
learning to ride bikes
Amy+Mac playground date
Jake’s Dad reflexes
Mac helping with Maya’s tummy time
Mac+Maya losing their pacifiers
Mac+Maya and gift wrapping
Peraltiago Family has a hand squeezing language
Amy+Mac’s first weeks alone after Jake is back to work
Mac+Maya get their ears pierced
the Birds and the Bees talk
Maya has a solo part in a kindergarten play
Jake+Mac have a father+son day
Nose kisses
Mac+Maya bonding over food
Jake+Mac+Maya Puppy Dog Eyes and shoplifting as teens
Baby massage
Mac+Maya being clingy and jealous of other kids around Jake+Amy
Jake is Mac’s role model
The Mac-effect aka being tired and fighty with a newborn
Jake’s chaotic day off with Mac
Mac wears Jake’s clothes when he misses him
Jake’s reaction to Maya dating
Mac+Maya’s Halloween costumes
Mac’s wiggles while getting dressed
Jake+Mac with bedhead
Jake+Mac play Pokemon Go
Jake feeding Mac
The Squad
The Squad as Dog Breeds
Mac gets lost by all of them
bringing the kids into work for a while
Jake+Terry’s friendship
Jake with Ava, Iggy and Nikolaj
the Squad’s Hogwarts Houses (slight AU)
Grandpa Kev+Grandpa Ray babysitting for the first time
Grandpa Kev+Grandpa Ray half-babysitting Jake too
The Squad’s coffee orders
Missing Peraltiago-fam scenes from the Lake House
the Santiabros and Santiagos and their Cabin
Santiago cousins fight to ride in the Peraltiago car
Jake and Mac fight poison ivy at the Santiago Cabin
Pick Your Own Fruit outing
Jake at Santiago-events through the entire relationship
the Santiabros being protective of Amy
Jake meeting the Santiabros
Capture The Flag with the Santiabros
Jake’s first trip to the cabin
Mac + the paddling pool at the cabin
Mac + his cousin Mason in a feud
none of the Santiago kids can dance
Amy’s Secret Twitter
Amy’s Tweets Part 1
Amy’s Tweets Part 2
Amy’s Tweets Part 3
@dolston17 version of Amy’s Tweets 1
@dolston17 version of Amy’s Tweets 2
FICLETS
Jake+Amy
Jake blowing bubblegum and Mac loves it
Amy learning stick shift and Jake holding her hand throughout
Jake sticking his head under Amy’s hoodie
Jake+Amy trying to share a pool float
Jake wanting attention from the other end of the couch
Jake+Amy failing at cookies
Amy upset because her sister in law is pregnant and Jake comforts her
Jake insecure about his weight and face
Jake having a clingy day
Amy realising how attractive Jake is
Amy takes care of Jake
Jake rubbing his scruff on Amy’s cheek in a hug
Stopping Teddy from proposing
Besotted Smiles
Whispered Sweet NothingsJake interrupts a Santiago Skype Meeting
Amy worried about Jake on a dangerous case
Jake is a mess and Amy loves him
Jake+Amy and jealousy at the start of their relationship
Jake battles post-prison nightmares
Jake has a panic attack and Amy helps
their talk after the casecation fight, aka deciding to have kids
Jake wakes up from surgery and doesn’t remember they’re together
Amy telling Jake to Stay Safe
their thoughts after Johnny+Dora
Jake+Amy frolicking in the waves
Amy discovers Jake wears glasses
Holding Hands before they’re dating
Jake’s mental journey after He Said, She Said
Jake finds his first grey hair
Amy breaks down after their last negative pregnancy test
Jake+Amy talking about Teddy’s proposals and how he’ll never win
“Your skin is so soft.”
Jake protecting Amy in a dangerous shoot-out situation
“I brought you your favourite food to cheer you up.”
“I need a haircut.”
Forehead kisses
Jake adopts 4 cats AU!! plus follow up HCs and some more HCs
Jake looks back at himself pre-Amy
What does Sergeant Santiago even see in Peralta?!
Early Peraltiago hanging out nervous and comfortably at the same time
Amy is wowed by Jake’s new style pre-relationship (plus Jake’s POV)
Jake is wowed by Amy’s style pre-relationship
Jake+Amy taking a bath together
Slightly NSFW Amy hot and bothered in a Sarong
Slightly NSFW Jake+Amy and flavoured condoms i.e. silly fun
Slightly NSFW follow-up joke on the flavoured condoms
Slightly NSFW Jake pulling Amy back into his lap
Jake+Amy SMUT
Jake making them the Peraltiago on their wedding anniversary
having fun with whipped cream
Amy has naughty dreams about Jake pre-relationship
accidental bondage and not so accidental edging
The pegging worked!
Amy hears a story about how good Jake is in bed and finds out herself
Amy re-wears the pink dress from the Linetti-Boyle-wedding
masturbating to each other pre-relationship
Showering together
Mac+Maya
Jake+Amy struggling during a hard day with Mac, who is sick and in his Want Mommy phase
Mac protecting Maya from bullies
Family Day playing hookey
Mac+Maya steal Jake’s phone for selfies
Grandpas Ray+Kev save the day when school is cancelled
Jake thinks about the kids growing so fast
Mac waking up Maya through the years
Mac decorating the house, Jake and Maya with stickers
Amy using Jake+Mac’s full names when she’s angry
Jake+Mac chatting and reading in a hammock at the cabin
Mac vs. a sunhat
Amy defeated by a horrible week, and Jake+Mac cheer her up
Mac+Maya’s first steps
Baking christmas cookies and Jake is a hypocrite
Jake teaches Mac the parts of the body
Amy finds her fam napping together
Mac breaks his arm + Jake has a dad-crisis until Rosa helps
Jake teaching Mac how to shave
a thunderstorm at night means family cuddles
Are We There Yet?
Putting presents under the tree
Balancing coda, Jake sings Mac to sleep
Mac’s first word is Daddy
The Squad
Insecure Charles and Jake helps
Who taught Mac to say stupid?!
Gina realises Amy is the right one for Jake
Grandpa Holt and Dad Holt are the best
Gina apologising to Amy (or what she thinks is apologising)
COMFORT LIST!