WritingGirl

"“It's ok to fall apart. Tacos fall apart, still we love them.”

[writings-world]

[insomniac-arrest]

Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.

[gongju6649]

An Ode to 'Everything Everywhere All at Once' by David Gate

[funnytwittertweets]

[cowboy]

Awesomeee thanks biden

[sosuperawesome]

Mmumechii on Instagram

[remuslupininskirts]

So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

-sirius black

[insomniac-arrest]

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

[writings-world]

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[http-m2]

Scrolling thru tiktok and I come across this.

Going through the comments and I come across this,

Women give men consent to do something in private and in the bedroom and they push it so far??? These ladies are all laughing it off like it’s a silly little thing but holy fuck you’re literally putting your life in his hands EVERYTIME he places them around your throat. How can you trust him to not suffocate you when he already takes personal things outside of private spaces??

When will men stop treating women like their little sex toys ?? That’s all I’m seeing here !

[strongermonster]

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[writings-world]

#bringthisbackin2022 #ifinallyfoundsomethingtolivefor

[womensrightsworld]

The left is quite literally taking away our freedom of speech.

We feel like we can’t express our views and opinions. We can’t say “I believe women are women and men are men” we can’t say that we don’t vote liberal. I fear that some day my friends and family will learn that I don’t think like them and that they will criticize me for it. My mother can’t even accept the fact that I don’t want to be triple vaxxed.

Leftists are an honest threat to our freedom of speech. And that’s a scary fact.

[itsm00nlite]

all im hearing is "im a victim of my friends and family giving a fuck about our health and those around us ughh no one wants to hear about how i dont care about the science because my feelings matter more wahh and why cant i speak mean thingsssss"

maybe consider the reason why theyre upset with your ideology is because it puts others (and yourself) in danger of catching covid by choosing not to recieve the booster. and that maybe, JUST MAYBE, some of the things you say just actually shouldnt be said at all, and not saying it is the respectable thing to do. however if you really want to go for it but there are consequences such as what youve got going on here sooo.

just a thought from ya local tumblr leftist

[womensrightsworld]

By saying “some of the things you say just actually shouldn’t be said at all” is exactly what I’m talking about. People like you want to shut down my beliefs because you feel that your own beliefs are superior to mine. Why don’t you try listening to what the other side has to say. You might even find something you agree with. I sure did. I started out as a hardcore leftist and now look at me. My point is, don’t be so quick to shut us down just because you don’t like what we have to say.

Also, don’t even get me started on Covid. I’m double vaccinated already. And one shot was supposed to be like 60% effective and two shots are supposed to be like 90% effective. (I was told those numbers by the medical professional who administered the shots.) anyways, now they’re saying Moderna (the doses I received) aren’t protective enough, so I need to get the booster and wear two masks etc. so forgive me if I’m not jumping for joy at the thought of having to keep getting shots even though the first two were supposed to be enough. So, how does my ideology harm myself or others??

[writings-world]

You are allowed to have your opinions, are long as they aren't harming others.

Not being triple vaccinated may not effect you, but it can be dangerous for others, especially if you got out in public. No one is stopping you from having opinions, just make sure they don't degrade someone else's existence.

[writings-world]

Tender kisses under cloudless skies, knees brushing against the leaves of corn plants, winds softly whispering through your yellow dress, wisp tendrils of coiled up black up touching the pale cheeks—a smile so wide, so beautiful gracing your red lips; as you watch him hand you a yellow diasy s h y l y

Flaming cheeks, flickering glances, eyes somehow finding each other, palms grazing each other, fingertips trailing her chin, flower specked mountains glinting under her harsh sunlight—just you and me, she mutters softly against the curve of his mouth; both of them passionately in l o v e

Their heartbeats louder than birds singing, their nerves on fire, heat pooling in their stomach, with each step closer to each other; their breath catching, warm, warm feeling alighting their bodies, both of them f l o a t i n g

No one could guarantee whether this was a fling, or something so powerful that would tear them apart, or something steadily, boldly beautiful that would stay with them for rest of their lives. All they knew, at that moment, that one second, one minute, or one year spent with each other was p r e c i o u s

—Love, love, love, everyone passing on bicycle, ladies carrying baskets of tea whispers, children playing under frenzied skies, they are in love. Like wax candles, they light each others world, burning themselves in each other.

[writings-world]

glittering lights,

freshly-brewed coffee,

homemade snacks,

comfy blankets,

and some company,

....who said, familiarity is monotonous?

[peralta-guaranteed]

HC / Ficlet Library

I’ve done… a thing… an extensive thing… that will probably be better organised and sorted over time, but here you go.

For all the anons who ask for old HCs/fics, for all the anons who ask for the same prompt again, and for anyone who just wants to maybe check out some older stuff :)

THE LIBRARY DIRECTORY

HCs

AUs

High School Sweethearts

More of the High School Sweethearts

High School Sweethearts turns to College Breakups and Young Adults reconnecting

Jake is college roommates with Amy’s brother and they fall in love

Follow up to the college roommates thing

Jake as an elementary school teacher and Amy as a cop

Jake’s accidental baby acquisition

Actual Mafia!Jake

Arranged Marriage

Celebrity Couple 1

Celebrity Couple 2

Celebrity Couple 3

Celebrity Couple 4

Single Parents

Jake+Amy

Random Jake+Amy HCs with a bit of Mac thrown in

Amy returning to work after maternity leave

Jake’s first day back at work after Mac’s birth

Jake+Amy’s baby screensavers

Jake+Amy sneaking away in various situations

Jake+Amy and public transit

sick!Jake and Amy taking care of him

another round of sick!Jake but a bit more serious

post-proposal evening

Jake+Amy having a bath / and / Jake+Amy at a convention

early relationship date nights

Amy learning dance moves with her butt

body insecurities during pregnancy

Amy loves Jake’s belly

Jake+Amy in their own little bubble in public

Jake gets freckles

changing each other’s phone background to sleep pictures

Jake playing with Amy’s hair

Jake’s half-siblings

Amy in an active shooter situation

lazypants day

no pants rule

Jake taking care of a sick and an injured Amy

Jake helping Amy quit smoking

Jake asking Amy to quit smoking

Jealous Amy+Jake

Jake+Amy’s Other Drunk Scales

Jake+Amy sneakily making out

Jake+Amy pretending to be Johnny+Dora

Amy surprising Jake

5 physical things they love about each other

Jake+Amy at parenting class fail

Amy has anxiety attacks

Jake+Amy’s wedding without the bomb

protective Jake

post-prison Jake

the morning after their first night together

Asking for kisses

Jake+Amy getting the girlfriend/boyfriend title

how Jake first learned Amy was devious

Amy asking Jake trick-questions

Just Jake+Amy being domestic

Amy’s methods of waking Jake up

Amy taking care of hungover Jake

Jake’s eyes going dark in the angry and sexy way

Jake falling asleep on Amy

Amy falling asleep on Jake

Do they snore?

random kiss HCs

Jake is the hot guy in the precinct and Amy knows

Jake+Amy’s second date

Jake+Amy having an argument and the kids see it

Forehead kisses

Destressing, comforting HCs

Jake gets his McClane moment but it horribly involves Amy+Mac

Waking up without waking the other

Harry Potter Fans

Amy’s relationship with Karen Peralta plus a follow up involving the kids

early wakeups are for cuddles

Jake and Dad Jokes

Jake+Amy trying a yoga couples video

Amy getting turned on by things Jake does

Jake+Amy tell their families about the pregnancy

Jake being sweet and supportive when Amy’s on her period

Amy’s WAP sweatpants

Amy took drugs in college??

Jake’s Mixtapes for Amy

surprisingly not NSFW period sex

slightlyyy NSFW Jake+Amy’s troubles during Trying

slightlyyy NSFW Jake+Amy’s favourite roleplays

NSFW Jake’s favourite foreplay

NSFW general NSFT HCs

NSFW Post Orgasm HCs

NSFW Oral sex HCs

NSFW random smut HCs

Mac+Maya

the Mac HCs that started it all

Random Mac+Maya HCs

Grandpa Ray, Grandpa Kev aka Babysitting Ranking

Mac+Maya’s “Want Daddy” Phase, and the Auntie RoRo Phase

Mac+Maya breaking things at home

Mac likes different fast food than Jake

Jake+Amy telling Mac about bébé 2 on the way

Mac’s first school day

Mac’s first Halloween

little Mac+Maya angry at their parents

Mac being a big brother

Mac adjusting to being a big brother

getting a sick Mac from daycare

Mac+Maya in dungarees

dealing with the Terrible Twos

Mac+Maya fight/argue

Mac’s first birthday

Mac+Maya falling asleep in random places

Mac+Maya falling asleep with random objects

family movie night for the 4 Peraltiagos

Mac+Maya getting sick

Apartment Parkour

Peraltiago Family dressing fancy for an event

Jake’s first time alone with baby Mac+Maya

Sleepy Dad Jake

Amy having trouble breastfeeding

Mac won’t stop breastfeeding

things Amy+Maya love that Mac+Jake never understand

Peraltiago Family doing the Maze game at a restaurant

Mac+Maya and their 3 sets of grandparents

Maya being clingy with Jake

Mac snapping pictures of his family

Mac+Maya showing off a dance routine

first vacation, allergies, clingy kids and ‘adult’ censoring

Mac+Maya’s first day of kindergarten

Jake has to work on father’s day

Jake+Mac Sad/Hurt outlines

Mac needs glasses

Family bike ride

Mac+Maya at the dentist

Mac+Maya calling Jake+Amy by their names

Laundry basket rollercoaster

More of Mac’s clingy phases with Jake+Amy

dealing with sleepless nights

learning to ride bikes

Amy+Mac playground date

Jake’s Dad reflexes

Mac helping with Maya’s tummy time

Mac+Maya losing their pacifiers

Mac+Maya and gift wrapping

Peraltiago Family has a hand squeezing language

Amy+Mac’s first weeks alone after Jake is back to work

Mac+Maya get their ears pierced

the Birds and the Bees talk

Maya has a solo part in a kindergarten play

Jake+Mac have a father+son day

Nose kisses

Mac+Maya bonding over food

Jake+Mac+Maya Puppy Dog Eyes and shoplifting as teens

Baby massage

Mac+Maya being clingy and jealous of other kids around Jake+Amy

Jake is Mac’s role model

The Mac-effect aka being tired and fighty with a newborn

Jake’s chaotic day off with Mac

Mac wears Jake’s clothes when he misses him

Jake’s reaction to Maya dating

Mac+Maya’s Halloween costumes

Mac’s wiggles while getting dressed

Jake+Mac with bedhead

Jake+Mac play Pokemon Go

Jake feeding Mac

The Squad

The Squad as Dog Breeds

Mac gets lost by all of them

bringing the kids into work for a while

Jake+Terry’s friendship

Jake with Ava, Iggy and Nikolaj

the Squad’s Hogwarts Houses (slight AU)

Grandpa Kev+Grandpa Ray babysitting for the first time

Grandpa Kev+Grandpa Ray half-babysitting Jake too

The Squad’s coffee orders

Missing Peraltiago-fam scenes from the Lake House

the Santiabros and Santiagos and their Cabin

Santiago cousins fight to ride in the Peraltiago car

Jake and Mac fight poison ivy at the Santiago Cabin

Pick Your Own Fruit outing

Jake at Santiago-events through the entire relationship

the Santiabros being protective of Amy

Jake meeting the Santiabros

Capture The Flag with the Santiabros

Jake’s first trip to the cabin

Mac + the paddling pool at the cabin

Mac + his cousin Mason in a feud

none of the Santiago kids can dance

Amy’s Secret Twitter

Amy’s Tweets Part 1

Amy’s Tweets Part 2

Amy’s Tweets Part 3

@dolston17 version of Amy’s Tweets 1

@dolston17 version of Amy’s Tweets 2

FICLETS

Jake+Amy

Jake blowing bubblegum and Mac loves it

Amy learning stick shift and Jake holding her hand throughout

Jake sticking his head under Amy’s hoodie

Jake+Amy trying to share a pool float

Jake wanting attention from the other end of the couch

Jake+Amy failing at cookies

Amy upset because her sister in law is pregnant and Jake comforts her

Jake insecure about his weight and face

Jake having a clingy day

Amy realising how attractive Jake is

Amy takes care of Jake

Jake rubbing his scruff on Amy’s cheek in a hug

Stopping Teddy from proposing

Besotted Smiles

Whispered Sweet NothingsJake interrupts a Santiago Skype Meeting

Amy worried about Jake on a dangerous case

Jake is a mess and Amy loves him

Jake+Amy and jealousy at the start of their relationship

Jake battles post-prison nightmares

Jake has a panic attack and Amy helps

their talk after the casecation fight, aka deciding to have kids

Jake wakes up from surgery and doesn’t remember they’re together

Amy telling Jake to Stay Safe

their thoughts after Johnny+Dora

Jake+Amy frolicking in the waves

Amy discovers Jake wears glasses

Holding Hands before they’re dating

Jake’s mental journey after He Said, She Said

Jake finds his first grey hair

Amy breaks down after their last negative pregnancy test

Jake+Amy talking about Teddy’s proposals and how he’ll never win

“Your skin is so soft.”

Jake protecting Amy in a dangerous shoot-out situation

“I brought you your favourite food to cheer you up.”

“I need a haircut.”

Forehead kisses

Jake adopts 4 cats AU!! plus follow up HCs and some more HCs

Jake looks back at himself pre-Amy

What does Sergeant Santiago even see in Peralta?!

Early Peraltiago hanging out nervous and comfortably at the same time

Amy is wowed by Jake’s new style pre-relationship (plus Jake’s POV)

Jake is wowed by Amy’s style pre-relationship

Jake+Amy taking a bath together

Slightly NSFW Amy hot and bothered in a Sarong

Slightly NSFW Jake+Amy and flavoured condoms i.e. silly fun

Slightly NSFW follow-up joke on the flavoured condoms

Slightly NSFW Jake pulling Amy back into his lap

Jake+Amy SMUT

Jake making them the Peraltiago on their wedding anniversary

having fun with whipped cream

Amy has naughty dreams about Jake pre-relationship

accidental bondage and not so accidental edging

The pegging worked!

Amy hears a story about how good Jake is in bed and finds out herself

Amy re-wears the pink dress from the Linetti-Boyle-wedding

masturbating to each other pre-relationship

Showering together

Mac+Maya

Jake+Amy struggling during a hard day with Mac, who is sick and in his Want Mommy phase

Mac protecting Maya from bullies

Family Day playing hookey

Mac+Maya steal Jake’s phone for selfies

Grandpas Ray+Kev save the day when school is cancelled

Jake thinks about the kids growing so fast

Mac waking up Maya through the years

Mac decorating the house, Jake and Maya with stickers

Amy using Jake+Mac’s full names when she’s angry

Jake+Mac chatting and reading in a hammock at the cabin

Mac vs. a sunhat

Amy defeated by a horrible week, and Jake+Mac cheer her up

Mac+Maya’s first steps

Baking christmas cookies and Jake is a hypocrite

Jake teaches Mac the parts of the body

Amy finds her fam napping together

Mac breaks his arm + Jake has a dad-crisis until Rosa helps

Jake teaching Mac how to shave

a thunderstorm at night means family cuddles

Are We There Yet?

Putting presents under the tree

Balancing coda, Jake sings Mac to sleep

Mac’s first word is Daddy

The Squad

Insecure Charles and Jake helps

Who taught Mac to say stupid?!

Gina realises Amy is the right one for Jake

Grandpa Holt and Dad Holt are the best

Gina apologising to Amy (or what she thinks is apologising)

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COMFORT LIST!