ich und die scheiss drecks kack piss hurensohn arschloch mücke neben meinem ohr
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ich und die scheiss drecks kack piss hurensohn arschloch mücke neben meinem ohr
You know what, I think they’re pretty neat.
Happy birthday to these randoms.
you've seen ONE kind of squigeon...
the European Wood Gryphon, aka European Squigeon or Red Squigeon.
This person sees the vision!
庄内神社の花手水。
hi everypony sorry for the long wait on the poll, i just broke my foot recently 🎉🎉
Lake Ashi, Japan
京都 長徳寺 🌸おかめ桜🌸
kyoto Chotokuji Temple 🌸 cherry blossoms 🌸
Wenn ein großer, weißer Vogel wütend auf dich zukommt:
Mir schwant Übles.
Gans schwierige Situation. Taub stellen.
Enteweder die Fliege machen oder, wenn du huhngrig bist, um deine Schwanenwings kämpfen.
Diese Wortwitze machen Spatz!
Nandu straußt dich aber so etwas zu behaupten. Da werd ich gleich emutional.
Diese Witze sind Amselig… Ihr habt doch wohl alle nen Vogel.
Das kranich bestätigen, wir haben alle ne Meise. Es kann ja nicht jeder ein Star sein.
Bei den Witzen kann man nur reihern
Reihern ist übrigens einfacher, wenn man vorher gut gekauzt hat. Sonst fühlt man sich eher wie ein Tölpel, wenn die Bröckchen einen zum würgern bringen.
Adler, diese Witze machen mich echt hahnsinnig
Wenn ich noch so was hier lesen muss geh ich in Flammingos auf. Und wenn nicht, dann verpasse ich allen beteiligten ‘ne dicke BEule.
Warum beenten wir das dann nicht? So ein Witz sperlingt ja doch nicht jedem. Und sich nur wegen sowas ausgeschlossen fühlen wäre echt uhunmöglich.
Klingt als wären hier möwelicherweise schon einige müde. Vielleicht braucht ihr nur ein bisschen Taubenzucker. Oder tu cannst dich ein bisschen in einem Daunenbett entschwannen. Wobei ich mich auch schon ein wenig ausgegeiert fühle.
Das wird nie ein Ente nehmen, Habicht recht?
Alba tross nicht rum. Ich werde schon darauf wachteln, dass das noch eine Weihe gleitaar geht.
Da muss man aber aufpassen, dass das hier nicht in einen Hahnenkampf ausadlert.
Da hast du kiwiss specht.
sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together
thats love baby!!
TUMBLR STORY TIME.
I volunteer for my local shelter and when the weather's good, we do a free vaccine clinic every Friday. Free distemper, free rabies, cats and dogs. We hand out free food from the pet pantry, we give people leashes and collars, we do whatever we can to keep people's animals at home and healthy. Every animal that can stay home and be fed and be vaccinated is an animal that we can keep out of the shelter.
We get all kinds of folks, sometimes we even get backyard breeders but we don't do any judgment, because we want people to come and get their dogs vaccinated, because one parvo case costs $7000+ and the whole year of Parvo vaccines for hundreds of dogs costs less. It's just harm reduction, everything we do is harm reduction.
So anyway, this one day this woman comes up to the vax clinic and she is high as fuckin' hell, just obliterated fucked up, smoking a joint in line, and she has this TINY pibble puppy with her, maaaaybe four weeks old. This thing is so fuckin tiny and wormy and lethargic, and she's like, "Hey I heard I can get her shots." and we're like, oh fuck this puppy is gonna die. Like straight up, we were all like, fuck that dog is gonna die. So we gave her wormer, we gave the first distemper shot, and I put together a whole care package: wormer to take home, puppy milk replacer, puppy wet food, a leash, a harness, some blankets, toys, we gave her instructions on how to get the puppy eating food, and we told her to come back in 3 weeks for the follow up vaccine. And we were all like, well fuck, that puppy's gonna die, goddamnit, that's so fucked up. But you know, we did our best, and we hoped we'd see her again.
And in three weeks, you guys, she showed up. And she was still high, but like, half-high this time. Smoking a cigartte in line but like, could focus, could ask and answer questions. And she'd taught that tiny puppy how to SIT and had her walking on a leash. We found out that it took her three buses to get to the clinic, and she told us all about how she got the puppy eating right, got her stool solid, she was taking her on walks... The puppy looked so good, you guys. I almost cried, it was so big. Really happy puppy. At the end of the visit, we were like, ok, see you in three more weeks for the next distemper.
So three weeks later, she shows up, and she's sober, and she told us, "You know, I was really fucked up the day I bought that puppy, I wasn't sure I was going to live, and I bought that puppy and she was too young, and I didn't know what I was doing but y'all were so nice to me, and you helped me so much, and I knew that I had to give this puppy the best life I could, so I moved back in with my grandma, and I'm getting clean, and I'm on methadone, and I'm going to rehab next week, and when I get back, I'll come back and visit you guys again."
So I just wanna say. Sometimes it's hard to find a reason to get clean for yourself. Sometimes you gotta do it for a little critter that depends on you.
Toji Temple - Kyoto, Japan
This is the best thing I've ever seen
Lo'ak would teach Dek how to give someone middle fingers
Fanfiction exists for TWO reasons:
Dealing with complex thoughts and emotions I can't work through in therapy, like grief, despair, a complicated relationship with pain and addiction
Seeing the same characters fuck over amd over again
Scenery in February 2026
I had this ready for 3 months now.
a match made in the deepest pit of hell