[dlsintegration]

"it’s very Ursula LeGuin"

- Sam Reid, on the topic of omegaverse mpreg, 2026

[the-muppet-joker]

Who is the Monster? Who is the Man?

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[illiteracyspaghetti]

[blazeofbones]

Happy Pride Month

[captain-price-returns]

Soldier your mission is to be a seat filler at our 80 year old president's big birthday fight! Strong sexy hunks ONLY! Absolutely NO uggos!

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[gameraboy2]

Peanuts, August 27, 1965

[slowlikehoney1996]

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

James Baldwin, Nothing Personal

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[zmpl]

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

[saffronbaklava]

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

[kosmogrl]

[serpercival]

m*a*s*h incorrect quotes, 2/?

(technically these ones are onion articles, but then again I'm using "incorrect quote" as a genre)

bonus:

[popupadgf]

Free range yaoi spotted at the train station

[fudemushi]

If you met someone with the same last name as you, how surprised would you be?

Not at all, it's very common

A little surprised, but wouldn't immediately assume a connection

I would be surprised and assume there was some relation

I would be very surprised that I *hadn't* met this person, we must be related

Does anyone else with this last name even exist?

Voting ended onJun 3

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself