Wolfstar with Harry (I swear it happened like that, I was the door Remus banged his foot against)
Sirius: What about we suprise Prongs?
Remus: How should we suprise him?
Sirius: Teaching Harry to talk!
Remus: Good luck with that. I won’t be helping you. I’m getting a coffe now. You want one too?
Sirius: Mhhh
*Remus walks away and bangs his foot at the door*
Remus: Fuck! That bloody shit hurts!
Sirius: *Dramatically* Don’t swear in front of the boy, you swearwolf.
Remus: Why? What’s he gonna do? Repeat me? He can’t even talk.
Harry: Fuck
Sirius: What?
Harry: Fuck
Sirius: REMUS HIS FIRST WORD IS BLOODY FUCK! WHAT ARE WE GONNA TELL PRONGS!?
Remus: Not my problem. You were the one that wanted to teach Harry how to talk.
Sirius: And you taught him to say ‘Fuck’
Remus: And? Nevermind. Just tell James it wasn’t us.
Sirius: Oh yeah, what we’re gonna tell him then?
Remus: It was Reggie?
Sirius: Good idea HE IS IN FUCKING FRANCE, HOW COULD HE BE HEAR TO TEACH HARRY HOW TO SWEAR THEN!?
Remus: Now you’re the one that swears in front if the boy. Harry, who taught you to swear?
Harry: Uncle Paddy.
Remus: Good boy. Now go, play with your toys while uncle Moony is getting himself a coffe.