(WRMHLES)

TT: Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.

[viazi-blog]

abby drew john and dave in her clothes so i decided to draw rose and jade in some of my clothes last week…….heufheuhgueehhe

[rcrdbrkr]

there’s a window of time between when you send off your image and then when you receive the reply. during that time you’ve managed to migrate from desk to bed so that you may spend your last few hours awake in something that isn’t a desk chair.

oh look, a new reply.

new snapchat from turntechGodhead

uh oh it’s time to call the cops there’s a serious case of swagger jagger going on over there

[wrmhles-blog]

you manage to catch a final picture of jaspers as he jumps off your bed and attempts to scamper out the door as quickly as the heavy wool material of the sweater will possibly let him. you think the blur/obvious awkwardness of his movements adds to the overall effect of the photo, giving it a sort of unruly artistic appeal that dave will probably appreciate.

in other words: cats in sweaters, man.

you type up your caption with a smile. "I'll be sure to tell him of your support if he ever decides to come back." 

[wrmhles-blog]

ok, FIRST, i just wanna apologize for not getting to my replies in a timely manner, wow. it's spring break and i have a friend staying with me so i've been unusually busy basically since wednesday hahahahaaaa. i'm working on stuff, though, i promise!!

second, if anyone wants to plot/thread lmk!! send me an ask or an @ or whatever, i'm super down 4 it. especially y'all homestuck kids.

annnnnnnnd i finally got rose's au info page sorted if that's something you're interested in checking out. 

[frwmemes-blog]

frw meme ♒ 002

Poppy: Any latest developments in the AU story for your character so far since last week? If you’ve recently joined, what’s going for your character right now? What are they up to?

Ash: Has your character made any friends? Any enemies? Frenemies?

Barley: What is your character’s opinion of the two cities? Do they have a favourite? Do they spend more time in one than the other?

Daffodil: Does your character spend their time mostly indoors or out? What would see them retreat inside? What would drag them out of the house for a few hours?

Cherry: Has your character found anywhere to hang out? If not, what kind of place would they like to hang out in?

Iris: Let’s look at the finer details of their homes. Who does their grocery shopping? How often do they clean their home? Do they often entertain guests? What sort of things do they have in their fridge? 

Ivy: What is their financial status like at the moment? Rich? Poor? Struggling with rent? Etc.

Lily: What’s something from their past that you would not want your character to remember? A bad memory? Dangerous item? Explain why!

[wrmhles-blog]

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

He always responds this way when you ask him anything personal; so defensive, so endearingly stubborn.

You make the choice to remain silent for the handful of seconds it takes you to scribble down a few lines in your notebook. You tip your pen to touch the familiar neutral smile edging at your lips, and answer honestly.

"Psychology homework."

[wrmhles-blog]

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"I have to wonder how much my answer would actually influence your desire to participate."

[rpmememaker]

Sentence Meme sentences (Send me a...)

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[rcrdbrkr]

you’re setting up some sample beats for an undeniably awesome new track that’s taken up a far amount of your time to prepare, when your phone buzzes from one of the many pockets your jeans seem to harbor. after fishing it out you realize that it’s a snapchat notification that’s distracted you from your beats. typical.

you open it up and dear god what the shit was rose done to her cat now. that poor creature looks mortified in that sweater which…actually looks kinda cool. you kinda want one. not in that size though. that would be stupid. in turn you snap a shot of yourself, shades and all, with the caption “thats my sweater”. it’s a big enough hint surely to suggest that jasper has now become your style icon. life sure is beautiful.

[wrmhles-blog]

the second picture is harder to get, with jaspers wriggling uncomfortably in his new garb. you're not sure you really blame him, what kind of weirdo feels comfortable wearing sunglasses inside? at night?

maybe you're asking too much of him. at least it's for a good cause.

all things considered, though, you think you're getting the hang of this.

new snapchat from tentactleTherapist

[wrmhles-blog]

your name is ROSE LALONDE and tonight you are placing your regularly scheduled internet shenanigans on hold in favor of attending a hands-on-learning class on the ways to properly abuse a FANDANGLED NEW CELLPHONE APPLICATION called SNAPCHAT. 

you pull the aforementioned cellphone from your nightstand and snap a HILARIOUS PICTURE of your cat jaspers with his newly knitted SWEATER and send it off to the first person on your buddy list.

[paperdollteeth-deactivated20181]

~☢+☥✟~*Soft Grunge Sisters*~✟☥+☢~

[wrmhles-blog]

Writing erotic fiction is a temperamental art form, not to be argued with if it can be helped. The genitals want what the genitals want, and you've found that crafting your delicious wizard-related delicacies comes easiest to you in public. (For the irony, you suppose, but with all the ways you've seen that word misconstrued in your lifetime, there's really no way to tell.) As such, it's fortunate that the nearest coffee shop is only a block or two away from your apartment; you've taken to walking when the weather is nice.  

The weather is nice today, and you're about halfway through a chai tea latte and 2/3 through one of the smuttiest chapter in this series yet when an argument at the counter catches your attention. 

Or maybe it's the familiar head of flaming orange hair that catches your attention, you're not sure. 

What are you going to do?

ROSE: pester that douchebag 

You wait until he's done huffing and puffing at the barista before planning out your best course of action. You minimize the google docs window you've been slaving over for the past half hour in favor of opening your favorite chat client. 

TT: Hello Todd.  TT: I notice that you've decided to stray from your regular order today. TT: I assume this wasn't by choice, if your argument with the barista was anything to go by, but I will compliment you on your much-needed variety all the same. TT: Is that whipped cream?

You're quite certain that he's unsure of how you got a hold of his handle, or even who you are, but so far that's made your interactions all the more interesting. You've found that confusion is an emotion that suits people like Todd Allison far better than anger.

You take a sip of your own drink and keep your eyes on the screen.

[jameskirke]

Visit Original Link

amenamy | purity ring

[wrmhles-blog]

[muffled off screen memeing]

i dont actually know how to talk about myself. cool

u know that one blingee'd gif of sasuke uchiha lying face down on the floor lmao that me -_-

uh

MOSTLY I JUST WANNA SAY LIKE IM REALLY EXCITED TO BE HERE (ESPECIALLY RPING THE LALOND) y'all seem chill as hell and im rly into how laid back everything is 

fandom secret this is my first... tumblr rp....

........... [crowd gasps]

i was gonna say pls be gentle w/ me but nah

spring break just started and i am here and queer and ready to party 

(((9;

(((;;*

hmu

here is my twitter and here is my tumblr hmu if u wanna plot or idk talk about whatever(kanye west) alright

[wrmhles-blog]

"I suggest you serve these crisp bunches of honey and verbal annihilation to him as part of a complete breakfast."

[wrmhles-blog]

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