Why Hello There

HI! I am Eloise. I am 19 and Australian

[cartooncoyote]

Eating fruit is okay

[weedsandwich-deactivated2018042]

source?

[cartooncoyote]

this

[oneseriouslycoolguy]

That banana is holding her hostage

[wrongpasssword]

me showering at a friends house: ok maybe if i turn this nob itll get warmer.. *entire water pipeline breaks, neighbourhood power goes out, and accidentally ritual summons the demon from the conjuring*

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw em like real close n graze somebody to let em know 2 shut the fuck up

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[mothurs]

not to be melon dramatic but i’m suffering 

[bllhdr]

[khealywu]

[rainbyrod-deactivated20160910]

I dont want to do anything bc I am embarrassed. Im embarrassed of everything. The way I look. The way I talk. The things I say. What my eyes are doing. The clothes im wearing. Even my thoughts are embarrassing. It doesnt matter whether or not people can tell what im thinking, they do and im embarrassed of it.

[michaxl]

haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie

[medea-azyungele]

when you’re in your twenties and start to realize how young the protagonists of the novels you read are: 

[teaandinanity]

And at some point the protagonist goes,

And you just go,

[schakira]

#bonus points if you started out reading them when they were older than you and you grow up and surpass them and it’s just holy shit [x]

[catsinthebelfry]

[dosedotcom]

BYEEEEEE

[attackonnaruto-deactivated20190]

Jared Leto: Please tell me this time, are you guys doing anything later?? Margot: No Margot:

[sanctuaryforalluniverses]

Jared: You’ll tell me if you guys are doing anything, right Jai?

Jai: We’re not doing anything, honest.

[inspirationcocoa]

This is my favorite thing about the press tour

[terriamon]

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew

Naruto Naruto

[carybear]

but what about sasuke?

[terriamon]

[cheeso]

found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

[misseffie-deactivated20160418]

nasa: actually your star sign is wrong

me: 

[cococabanaclub]

Me *loves being submissive* : I’ll do whatever you want 😈🍆💦 Him: Come over and suck my dick now boy. Me and my defiant ass: I got shit to do suck ya own dick!!!!

[alycyn]

[meanplastic]

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