Stuff Seventeen Have(n't) Said

Does what it says on the tin

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Joshua: You’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late.

Woozi: Jokes on you, I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.

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S.Coups: Are you wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world.

Jeonghan: No, I'm wearing baseball pants because my ass is out of your league.

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Joshua: Well, not everything's a competition.

Jeonghan: If it were, I'd win.

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The8: Look, Mingyu. I want to apologize for everything I said. For what it’s worth, I like having you around.

Mingyu: No, you don’t.

The8: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.

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S.Coups: Being a leader is a lonely job.

Woozi: Try being less of a douche, then people might want to spend time with you.

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Seungkwan: I'm a confident driver.

Joshua: You nearly ran someone over.

Seungkwan: Confidently.

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Hoshi: My head hurts

Woozi: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

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S.Coups: Do you have a crush on Hoshi?

Woozi: No

Woozi: ...

Woozi: Do I?

S.Coups: You don't know?

Woozi: I don't usually know if I like people.

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Mingyu: Can I ask a dumb question?

The8: Better than anyone I know.

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S.Coups: Seungkwan its your turn to take out the trash

Seungkwan: Okay

Seungkwan: Hey Vernon wanna go on a date?

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Joshua: And now, here's Woozi with the cute ending.

Woozi, covered in blood, holding a knife: I thought you said cult ending

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Woozi: The best way to someone's heart is punching through the ribcage

Woozi:

Woozi: Okay, so, apparently this is illegal but don't let it stop you

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Joshua: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

Woozi: I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.

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S.Coups: Look... this may come as a shock but I've tried to keep this hidden... I love Jeonghan

Woozi: *deadpan* whaaaaaaaaat noooooo

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Hoshi: *gently rubs* hey, babe, time to wake up, I love u, I made u breakfast *kisses*

Woozi: *plunks coffee cup directly on Hoshi's chest, shoves a little* Wake the fuck up, it's ME time

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Vernon: Well I hope your day was memeingful.

Seungkwan: Leave immediately.

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Jeonghan: I'm pretty gay

S.Coups: More like a pretty gay

Jeonghan: *blushes*