WrongWayButFun

The things that make me laugh, feel, or otherwise draw emotions. But mostly laugh, because life is funny.

[sleepthroughthealarm]

i literally only got this joke yesterday

[fuckingsleeep]

I don’t get it… Someone help me…

[hashtagloveloses]

*psst* he was gonna say LAID

[bitrates]

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

[spellcore]

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[twitterlols]

[andivhs]

[aphotov]

It’s usually a good idea to not hit yourself in the face with with a fall arrest clip.

[textonly]

[captfuzzybuns-deactivated202004]

Thank you!

[prince-ardyn-lucis-caelum]

Told ya to stop thinking about a third party.

[lezziemanville]

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE IDIOTS IN THE BACK.

[shysmitchell]

[lyrafay]

[dutchster]

[liberalsarecool]

‘Crooked Donald’ may be the one getting locked up.

Take your pick: Tax cheat? Cuban deals? Trump U? Trump Foundation? Rape? Russian loans?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gamechangershow]

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13 Coworkers In The Passive Aggressive Hall-of-Fame

[austinlanghams]

Trump says tax evasion is ‘smart’

[liberalsarecool]

Trump is so ‘smart’ he gets audited every year. You don’t get audited for paying, you get audited for hiding money.

Donald is the ultimate bratty criminal.

[omgthatdress]

AAAAAAAAAH OMFG JUST WHEN YOU COULDN’T LOVE THESE KIDS MORE

Gaten Matazzaro. That smile could get him away with murder.

Caleb McLaughlan, dresses better than 99% of grown-ass men that I know. HOW DO YOU HAVE SUCH STYLE AND SWAG AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE?!

Millie Bobby Brown: I’ll be fucked if she isn’t rolling in nominations next year. and I am so THRILLED to see more of her on the red carpet

[excuse-me-while-i-disappear]

[salsakhaleesi]

Orange is the New Black: Childhood Edition