reblogged memes with a hint of Jewish liberalism

NJ. 22. Thriving?

[theshapeofagua]

These two girls on bachelor in paradise australia really exuding dumbass bisexual energies

[guerrillatech]

[soul-hammered]

Not to sound callous or mean but the man ran on ‘nothing will fundamentally change.’ He straight up admitted he wouldn’t be pushed to the left. Why are you hurt, or shocked?

[m1911s-33]

To sound totally callous and mean but its really funny.

[roald-ragin]

to be explicitly callous and exceptionally mean, but fuck him and fuck y'all who have buyer's remorse.

[sippingdaisies]

why don’t you watch the season 1 finale of derry girls and maybe you’ll understand the necessity of love and friendship in the face of terror and violence and the enduring hope that keeps humanity going during its darkest moments

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[mevsthhighway]

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

[stickmanbrandon]

Oh man, It doesn’t end there.

This isn’t the first song NASA sent Opportunity. They had a playlist:

https://www.space.com/41434-mars-rover-opportunity-wakeup-music-playlist.html?fbclid=IwAR3uL6q4tOmLQTIEhiwYegGc99nv4N01HQKItpCLQiQYIptBOevNN6uIyT8

It’s on Spotify, it’s called “Opportunity, wake up!“

This is what’s great about NASA and it’s what’s great about people. These are world-class engineers. When they sent a rover to another planet they could have easily looked at it as just another scientific tool. But people don’t do that. We can and will get emotionally attached to the most inanimate of objects. We can and will anthropomorphize anything. And frankly Opportunity’s camera mast looks like a little face with eyes and everything, so why not?

So they started calling it her.

They nicknamed her Oppy.

They told her to take a selfie not long ago.

After 15 years of Oppy flipping the double bird to her original 90 day life expectancy, when a planet-spanning dust storm finally knocked her out and she stopped responding to the engineer’s wake-up messages, they started playing music for her.

And after 8 months and almost 1000 unanswered wake-up messages, when it was finally clear that Oppy was never going to wake up, the last thing these world-class NASA engineers did for their little rover on another planet

Was play her a love song

[dovewithscales]

Human pack bonding is wild. I love it. You go you strange little mammals. Keep right on making friends.

[thegenderal]

Bread Instagram is INSANE

[thegenderal]

HOW ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THIS!!! HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING. YOUR BREAD IS MISSING ITS BREAD!!!!! YOUR BREAD HAS NO BREAD IN YOUR BREAD!!!!

[gustavo-fring-at-da-club]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[unclefather]

miss the days when i could just go out and do this

[sugluvgalaxy]

I stepped on someone doing this

[sugluvgalaxy]

They made a sound like bagpipes being compressed. I wasint sorry.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[synthbutch-deactivated20210226]

[pocket-stars]

[kinavu]

[myseri]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

MOUSE ARMOUR

[joshpeck]

mouse anemone

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

Mouse condo, previously owned by Venus Williams, desirable neighborhood, available immediately.

[jadorexjaii]

That's so cute 😭😭

[torracat]

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

[fiddynun]

MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

[torracat]

have you ever eaten a soft grape

[dumbgay]

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

[jaoxn-deactivated20141121]

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave* U got kik?

[hotvampireadjacent]

[uwucatboy]

[cumbacon]

Is that Doctor Phil

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

tumblr users how are we feeling about bullying musk off this platform before we even knew it was him

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

im so sorry that this is how you had to find out that elon musk was thecybersmith

[tania-grey]

This isnt funny and this meme of bullying Thecybersmith needs to stop. I dont care if the darker timeline is a joke account, it's not funny when you are perpetuating the bullying of actual individual people.

Please.

Just stop it.

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

so i shouldn't compare elon musk and human pet guy because it would be insulting to the human pet guy???

[officialfist]

This website costs 0 dollars to be on but costs in other ways.

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[falsedetective]

[whofvckncares]

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing