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“cos’è- la sala giochi… child casino? un casinò, per i bambini, come lo chiamiamo? you know what i’m talking about, yeah?”

arcade. jesus christ it’s called an arcade.

wrxn-daily

“il taxi sta nuotando via!”

(sailing/navigando. taxis cant fucking swim)

#wren rambling

“cos’è- la sala giochi… child casino? un casinò, per i bambini, come lo chiamiamo? you know what i’m talking about, yeah?”

arcade. jesus christ it’s called an arcade.

#bit of an ‘el horse tornado’ moment #wren rambling #english is my first language btw

BEHOLD THE MIGHTY BROGESTERONE

#wren rambling #im so fucking proud of myself for this #an absolute masterpiece #shitpost #brogesterone

feldfrog

How come every message scrawled in blood on a wall is sans serif

wrxn-daily

okayyy fineee i'll go fix thattt

mrbeastsxanaxdealer

what do you think first when you see "AA"

alcoholics anonymous

ace attorney

aroace

aa battery

initials of someone you know

Voting ended onJul 7

wrxn-daily

the car thing yk like the one that you call when car no work?? and then its funny asf cause you gotta tell them their name like aa because theyre called aa and also aa because like aaaaaaaaaahh my cars not working!!!

#wren rambling #aa

wrxn-daily

hatsune mikshoe :3

wrxn-daily

AMENDMENT THIS COMPANY IS A SCAM I SHALL RESORT TO ETSY OR TO PAINTING THEM MYSELF

#FUCK SAKE #I WANT MY HATSUNE MIKSHOES!!

hatsune mikshoe :3

#wren rambling #miku #lowk might get these actually theyre pretty cool #giggling i’m too funny

godkillerbrigade

going to the corner store to get more corners

wrxn-daily

going window shopping to get more windows

vetchtibbles

oh you’re a music fan? name three notes

just got locked in the foyer of my workplace with my irate boss on the other side of the glass door. not a fun experience 0/10 would not recommend.

#wren rambling #genuinely the most river cartwright-esque situation i've ever been in #i feel like getting stuck in a revolving door would be less awkward than this #there is a whole story as to how this happened but im too tired to type it all out now unless asked #there was a camera in that room too i'm sure #someone must've watched me aggressively shake the door handle then slam my palm against the glass and yell “FUCK” before getting jumpscared

Help

no.

#hi wolf

SNEET SNART SNEET SNART SNEET SNART

#sup creep #kat!#sneet snart

i found you...

oh that isn't ominous at all...

#hi wolf #assuming you wish to remain somewhat anonymous

hey so i know what weston super mare is but you could not ask me to point it out on a map lmao

yeah- uhhh- i could totally find it on a map !

(i definitely couldn’t but at least i, like almost everyone else in this country, recognise the name and the fact that it is a beach!!!!!)

also ive literally been there and i still couldnt point it out on a map im bad at geography :/

#wren rambling #kat!#weston super mare

This week's episode of 'image that appeared in my mind that i swear i've seen before and now i have to try to find it on the internet':

#wren rambling #thanks dave for reminding me of the existence of numberjacks #numberJACKS haha #this really isnt that funny im just laughing because its 37 degrees in england and therefore nothing feels real anymore #hope prime minister number 6 can tell helios to lay off it for a bit

ceruleanheaven

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

steveyockey

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

#river cartwright #slow horses #though i think he does consider it as being part of his job description to some degree

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