The worst (and sometimes best) Jesus's fan club has to offer

The OG fundie blog since 2012.  Felt like it was time to move away from mainly fundie discourse* and back towards general religious weirdness. Unless everyone hates that more than they hate what I do now, in which case...idk I'll get a new hobby, probably. I hadn't really thought that far ahead. *(maybe still recaps, because I genuinely love doing those, but instead of engaging in conversation myself, I'll just hope people want to use my posts for their own community interactions and stay out of it. I want people to like reading here. I want to contribute something people want. And hopefully those who don't like me might still find something worthwhile here once I figure out what that is. idk.) Follows from main.

[wtffundiefamilies]

[saywhat-politics]

Republican behind nation's first ban on Pride flags in schools loses primary - LGBTQ Nation

In his concession statement, he celebrated that he helped move his state "meaningfully to the right."

Republican behind nation’s first ban on Pride flags in schools loses primary

In his concession statement, he celebrated that he helped move his state “meaningfully to the right.”

Utah’s virulently anti-LGBTQ+ state Rep. Trevor Lee (R) conceded last night to his primary opponent Bob Stevenson.

As of last night, Stevenson was leading with a little over 66% of the vote, ABC4 Utah ABC4 Utah reported. Lee posted a lengthy statement on social media saying “the results did not go as we hoped” and that he’s “deeply grateful” to those “who stood with our conservative vision for a stronger Utah.”

The so-called accomplishments Lee cited in his statement included introducing a bill that made Utah the first state to ban Pride flags from all government buildings, including schools.

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[wtffundiefamilies]

Jesus, and I thought this cat's name was a little much

[wtffundiefamilies]

Lauren truly seems at her happiest when JimBob is suffering, and personally, I think it’s just great.

[fundiepredictions]

Was looking through old posts about the Swanson family and saw this. I hope Lauren still laughs at Jimbob. He has suffered enough the past months…

[wtffundiefamilies]

My assumption has always been that she has some idea of how horribly JimBob treated Josiah growing up - I'm guessing he has a lot of those "haha funny childhood stories" where, you know, the person telling it is laughing and everyone else is staring in horror. Not because of this, per se, but they seemed to separate from Michelle and JimBob a lot over time.

[asimplepotato]

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

[wtffundiefamilies]

[internethistory]

Some photos from Mormon missionary elderjhsmith’s photobucket.

[internethistory]

My two favorite photos from Elder Hughes’s flickr account.

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[christ-chan-official]

[ferigrievance]

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

[totally-a-wizard]

Christians with the Eucharist.

[ferigrievance]

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

[wtffundiefamilies]

I think the "prison emails" are faked or heavily edited tbh but far be it from me to ruin anyone else's fun.

[carmelert]

bam.margiela

[internethistory]

[sacred-portal]

[wtffundiefamilies]

Who knows. But if so Lydia dodged a bullet. James gives me abuser vibes.

[etherealpast]

[shiftythrifting]

submission: 100% pro-life sewing machine at a savers in chesterfield, missouri.

cover that with a beet poot and you're good to go