[whelpimhere]

Master List

Welcome to the shit show. Grab popcorn, settle in, it doesn’t get much better than this. In terms of me and what I can do at least. There are people who are far more talented than I am, and please, give them the credit and attention they deserve. Ummmm this list has been sitting in my drafts for a BIT now so might as well put it somewhere that everyone can find it and save myself the time of going through every chapter of everything I post and adding the new link to all of them. Now y'all can just come right here. Uhhhh I’m a whore for Wandanat so below you’ll only find them. Perhaps one day I will write a reader fic… As of today, I haven’t had one of those days. It’s not fancy because if I’m honest... I hate coding for tumblr and I don’t really care to spend the time doing it... Oops. So um, yeah. The shit show is under the cut and I’ll just be hanging out with my mental illness if you need me🤠

(my drawing, hehe)

Key:

Smut:🖤

Angst:💔

Fluff:💘

I shouldn’t have to say this but I know better than to just… Trust. So, anything labeled as smut? If you’re under the age of 18, don’t look at it. While I’m not responsible for your consumption on the internet, don’t interact with things that aren’t meant for you.

Wandanat

One-Shots:

Holiday Hit List 🖤💔

I See Lightning in Your Eyes 💘

Thin Walls 🖤💔💘

Missed Calls 💘💔

Heart in a Book💔

Series:

A Hufflepuff?! 🖤💔💘 1 2

Once Upon a Holiday🖤💘 1 2

Two More Minutes 💔💘 1 2

You Ruined New York City For Me 🖤💔💘 1 2 3

The Devil in Her Eyes 🖤💔💘 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

I’d Give You a Pebble 🖤💘 1 2 3

A Blood Oath 🖤💔💘 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25

In Joysticks and Propagations💘 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

Cutting it Close 💘💔🖤 1 2 3 4 5

Bare Your Soul to Me 1 2 3 4 5

Struck by You 1 2 3 4

[autisticandroids]

many problems are caused by the mindset that the world is divided into good people and bad people and the bad people can be "found out" and removed, eventually leading to a utopia containing only good people.

[andromeda3116]

"It was much better to imagine men in some smokey room somewhere, made mad and cynical by privilege and power, plotting over brandy. You had to cling to this sort of image, because if you didn't then you might have to face the fact that bad things happened because ordinary people, the kind who brushed the dog and told the children bed time stories, were capable of then going out and doing horrible things to other ordinary people. It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was Us, then what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things."

--Jingo, by Terry Pratchett

[pancakeke]

I tried combining the 🥺 emoji with all the other emojis and these ones were the best

[dcbicki]

WANDA MAXIMOFF Avengers: Age of Ultron | Avengers: Infinity War

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[escuerzoresucitado]

cuddling

[aevris]

oh hey that’s me!! if you want to read the paper it’s Osvath & Sima 2014 and focuses on ravens. also yes they are holding feetsies :)

[aevris]

Would like to clarify I am neither Osvath nor Sima since I think some people misunderstood my comment. I am in undergrad and did not write this paper, I was just livetweeting my research for a behavioural ecology assignment. (I was 15 years old in 2014 I wasn’t doing cool research I was reblogging Dangan Ronpa fanart)

[mistitled]

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

[disgustinggf]

[disgustinggf]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here is your permission to not constantly seek the validation of others even if they are people you like

[sheepsbian]

as much as i appreciate the increased usage of they/them pronouns as a non binary person that uses those pronouns, y'all need to also understand that using they/them on someone who does not use they/them is still misgendering

[notveryproductive]

Using they/them for someone whose gender/pronouns you’re unsure of: good; doesn’t make assumptions; more concise and inclusive than the dreaded “he or she.” not misgendering

Using they/them for someone who has already told you their gender/pronouns (and doesn’t use they/them): not good; ignores their implicit/explicit wishes; often used as an ‘out’ by closet transphobes to avoid referring to a binary trans person with their preferred pronouns while still appearing ‘woke.’ this is misgendering

[bear1na]

Avengers: Age of Ultron - Scarlet Witch concept art by Andy Park *

[beingsoupahbi]

I act as if I don’t care if people dislike me. Deep down… I secretly enjoy it. Never lose that, Wednesday. Lose what?

Wednesday 1x02 - Woe Is the Loneliest Number

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[dabblingindissent]

this is literally all society needs to be

[behbah-deactivated20230102]

🥰😘

[deathgasmic]

babygirl i am constantly riddled with extreme feelings of inadequacy

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"