prince a derse

eriidan 2 / <> / age doesnt mean a thing wwhen youre / dead he/him / ey/em trollian: teenAngst

[wwizardofoz]

*paints clawws on right hand*

perfect

*paints clawws on left hand*

*immerses hand in acid twwo erase the evidence*

perfect

[scaredpotter]

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

[ave-aria]

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning

[fastpacedfreefall]

#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)

[madeofbees]

Oh my god it got so much better.

[gingersnapwolves]

Snape takes a shot

[callamari]

made another smol bab.

this time with 50% more fishy

[s-opal]

don’t ask

[shitpostgenerator]

you need to gently fuck the bees

[toxicgummy]

on iscribble with fronds and diddle this cute march cronus~ want to post it on it’s own~

[sicknastybeats]

headcanon: seadwellers share some central nerve pathways between their dual respiratory tracts, so sometimes feel phantom sensations from one set of organs in the other; thus if you touch their gills the right way they’ll sneeze

[chasedoodlesshit-deactivated201]

Eridan could never pull off a decent smile, that’s for sure

[memeguy-com]

Well at least its not bees

[ziheia-deactivated20200705]

Hi! First of all I love your art style. It's so lovely *w* And Could I ask for a Hipstet Eridan? Just if you want, of course. Have a great day! :D

i think you meant “hipster”, right?

[coolshirtsdotcom]

"nicole you haven’t made a shirt in awhile…" 

"yeah i know. but the only thing i can think about are bee-related jokes."

anyways, buy here, please

[sixofclovers]

thaT IS NO KIND OF LANGUAGE FOR A PRINCE

[maleficent2014]

[thepumpkinqueen93]

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

[geektoriasecret]

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

[indianajcnes]

WOMB NUGGET

[summershadowtwin]

Her daughter was used because she was the only one who woudn’t run away crying.

[wwizardofoz]

come to me and lovve me im the sensible one

[huesofjadeharley]

okay.

[wwizardofoz]

B)!!

[wwizardofoz]

tumblr user holydestruction is flirtin pitch wwith me and i havve no interest in his tiny rottin bulge

goodlight tumblr i havve a pretty girl to rain attention on

[huesofjadeharley]

so much for cuddles and movies

[wwizardofoz]

come to me and lovve me im the sensible one

[declencheurs]

Gelareh designs coats