[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[segamascott]

[furtive-pygmy]

Its called pudding because you are pudding it in your mouth lol

[happyllamaglama]

when the weird relative shows up to the farm

[krisrisk]

i have never seen an animal moving this silly

[bluewizardnonesense]

“Camels are far too intelligent to admit to being intelligent”

“Camels are largely made of knees, going in all directions”

“Camels gallop by throwing their feet as far away from them as possible and then running to keep up”

-Sir Terry Pratchett, discworld series

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[razehider]

there was a point in time where i found tiny depressed looking weevils under just about every oak leaf i flipped, but this Coeliodes was probably my favorite. no longer in the classic scrunched up seed pose that i tended to find them in but also not really alarmed by my presence, just gazing at nothing in particular. contemplative, even

(May 22nd, 2025)

[sightofsea]

You know your drunk art post about love and personhood from 2019? Every night at bedtime my late cat would lie on my chest, and her little heartbeat would be right on top of mine, and I'd think about that piece of art you made, and have a similar sort of image in my head. Anyway, yesterday I finally put the image to paper, and idk where this is going, just that that piece of art you created means a lot to me. Have a cool day ✌️

OHHHH MY GOD!!!!! EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT THIS. ITS ALL BEEN WORTH IT

[imcertly]

holy structure

[targetedknowledge]

[drtanner]

You may or may not regret unmuting this one. :')

[xtec]

My cat sounding like Marge Simpson

[rslashrats]

you and i are two sides of the same yucky sticky coin

[blurds]

(x)

[witchbugs]

[threedollarsdotcom]

doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening

[dogpuppy]

[the-meest-me-ill-ever-be]

[dogpuppy]

[jdididydog]

give me one thousing dollars 💵💸