Wysteria

Hi, I’m Wysteria! I’m 23, my pronouns are she/they, I draw, sing, dance, play minecraft, sims4, acnh, fnaf, and I also know a lot about very random and unconnected stuff. Also I am literally the biggest Montgomery Gator simp out there

[wyster14]

Gotta stop Mariah’s festive advance somehow

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Gotta love having an episode over nothing

[wyster14]

Theo sketch from Promises to Keep. It’s a really deceptively cute game, and it will have you hooked before you realize it’s too late and now you’re emotionally invested in these lil guys

[why-so-searios]

[aconfusedbird]

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last

[wyster14]

The first piece I’ve finished in years. I got a mew tablet, and somehow new motivation to draw

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Lines that could have been in Wicked

Elphaba: Maybe it’s because I make him think.

Glinda: Elphie sweetie, do you even hear yourself? You know that’s impossible, men never think!

Elphaba: Is playing dumb your favorite hobby?

Fiyero: I have much practice at it.

Glinda: I’m so happy you’re taking me to the Emerald City! My last boyfriend’s idea of a vacation was a trip to a convenience store for suspicious looking sushi.

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He’s so cute qwq I just wish it was cool enough for me to wear the hoodie too

@get-rammed made this and all of her stuff is absolutely adorable. I seriously recommend checking her stuff out.

[wyster14]

I now know what Montgomery Gator tastes like.

Keylime.

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A friend mentioned this flag and I was struck by inspiration

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Scott Cawthon let me write the next fnaf game and book and this is now canon. Also Monty is in a throuple with Bonnie and Freddy.

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A meme to describe the mood

[3000s]

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

[3000s]

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

[3000s]

the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together

[3000s]

people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you

[wyster14]

Okay but hear me out, what if they secretly actually do hate me, but are too nice to say anything?

[wyster14]

Putting this here bc I need to put it out there and I know nobody is gonna see this.

I’ve been struggling with my mental wellbeing for a while. I’ve always had issues socializing and making friends, and lately it’s like the two are running hand in hand in an attempt to make me do a final spiral.

I really just wish I would be an actual just normal level of anything, because maybe then it wouldn’t be so hard to fit into new places, to make new friends, to not become a nuisance that has to be disposed of. Honestly though, the worst part is that nobody will tell me that to my face.

Usually I only realize it after the fact, but everyone is just way too nice to tell me how unbearable I am as a person. I want to be kind, and likable, and easy to get along with, and interesting, and fun. I know it would probably hurt my feelings a lot, but maybe if people were a little less nice to me it would justify why I hate myself so much.

Because I do, I really do hate how socially inept I am, how incapable I am. I only work two part time jobs, not even 30 hours most weeks, and I have the audacity to be tired. I ruin all my own chances, every career path, every job. I’m a dressing room attendant because I was so useless everywhere else and complained too much. I couldn’t even hold the title of manager at my other job because I was so useless and unable to do better.

Honestly the only good thing I could do in my life is clean up my room and sell my stuff to cover my own funeral expenses.

I’m so sorry to everyone. I’m sorry you had to even meet me. I’m sorry you saw me, sorry you had to tolerate me.

[wyster14]

I’m terribly sorry to @get-rammed for me. Thank you for being as patient and tolerant as you were, and I understand why I was banned. Your community is full of great people, and I am unfortunately not really good enough to be among them. I’m sorry for hurting anyone’s feelings, but I know a sorry won’t get me unbanned. It was deserved. Thank you for the chance though, it was really fun for the short time I was there.

[wyster14]

You’ve heard of mpreg, now introducing the new and improved:

Thempreg

[lovehaleylo]

“I miss him…” 🧸🐰🎤🎸

[mercynguyen]

Some Monteddy content 'cause its been too long.