Magpie

your favorite mech pilot’s favorite mech pilot. party pet extraordinaire. the quantitative analyst from that one tweet, in spirit.

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Quick PSA, handlers who say “I don’t fuck dogs” are lying btw, what the fuck else do you call shoving your gun down a hound’s throat and having them give head to it?

Prudes.

[sheet--metal--girl]

i would only get my tits out for. well. pretty much any girl who asked niceys

[lightning-and-dragonflies]

*touches her shaved pits* I’m sorry I wasn’t there to protect you…

[ashes2caches]

transfem who accidentally smoked too much of the infinite orgasm weed and looks really pathetic right now.

[dragongirlbunny]

time for a fun game called can we finish a shower before the edible hits

[dragongirlbunny]

good lird there was boobs soapy in therw 😳

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[tankhall]

i miss my vibrator

[shakyfoundations]

A mech discord server with a vent channel where all the messages are just ‘FWSSHHHHHH -heat level reduced’

[chaoticneutralwife]

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

[giveherswords]

[necromancelena]

Did really well in my video game and it boosted my confidence to a weirdly high degree where I'm just naked in the mirror doing suggestive poses and mumbling "you killed so good you killed so good" which is probably how everyone acts

[junk-thunder]

she goes to the o-zone when i layer

[sl0ppyk1sses]

sloppy kisses while groping. send post.

[acerby]

Handler and hound dynamic on a budget: Just push your girl around in a shopping cart while she is high.

Maybe give her a paintball gun

[harsh-noise]

[velvet-lover-deactivated2025112]

can i come over and inhale your scent