WYVERNIAL - a dragon with terminal funny syndrome

at least i like to pretend i’m funny

[asterdex]

damn dude ask me out for dinner first idk sheesh

[canonkiller]

but you can't keep holding on like this.

[wyvernial]

ocd be like

[existencebringsonlypain]

deltarune weird route crackfic where noelle, horrified, tells kris to tell her it didn't happen, it didn't snow, but kris forgets the past tense of snow and the soul ends up having them say "it snew" and then the colors return to normal instantly and noelle's like "what" and the soul's options are "what" and "what" and either option you pick the snowgrave route is aborted

[existencebringsonlypain]

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[bramblesand]

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

[dokudamitea]

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

[mothercain]

i find it funny that conservatives try to paint me calling for the death and destruction of multi-billionaire CEOs as some radical "woke liberal" standpoint. as if that even has anything to do with politics, especially in this era of surface level circus politics. the same way they try to politicize the hurricanes or the wildfires destroying parts of america, as if climate change is somehow a red vs. blue issue. it's no secret i'm from a deeply conservative family in the sticks of florida and i still grew up hearing "i fought the law and the law won". the healthcare system has fucked each and every member of my family in a different way at one point or another, as is the case with pretty much every family in this scorched earth nation. remember when country music, the genre currently associated the heaviest with the most conservative faction of america, used to be staunchly anti-government and about sticking it to the man? remember when the coal miners, grandfathers to the "trump-er hillbillies" of appalachia that everyone loves to write off as ignorant, fought tooth and nail for unionization because the companies that were built off their labor didn't give a shit if they lived or died? since when has "upholding traditional values" gone hand in hand with... defending lawmakers and oil tycoons. my family and i complain about the same issues at the dinner table. the men in charge better hope they can keep their digital smokescreens running as long as they can because the moment the rednecks and the hippies lay down their swords long enough to realize they have the same enemy, all hell is gonna break loose.

[wyvernial]

y'all jsyk if this account disappears one night or smth - it's sorta linked to memories of a bad person i thought was my friend but as the years have gone on i've realised they basically gr**med me sooooooooo yeah that wasnt a fun revelation, so i might end up deleting this acc nothing set in stone yet i might remain here even if i never use this acc im just letting y'all know in advance if that does happen

[wyvernial]

YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE 18 ON ANIMAL CROSSING BUT UR CURRENT BIO SAYS UR 15 YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE LMAO

GET OUTTA MY LIFE PLS IM MOVING ON 2025 IS MY YEAR WOOOOOOO KTHX CONSIDER SCUBA DIVING INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[wyvernial]

y'all jsyk if this account disappears one night or smth - it's sorta linked to memories of a bad person i thought was my friend but as the years have gone on i've realised they basically gr**med me sooooooooo yeah that wasnt a fun revelation, so i might end up deleting this acc nothing set in stone yet i might remain here even if i never use this acc im just letting y'all know in advance if that does happen

[astralsoulacewof]

Wings of Fire Winter Loses

he is not posting it

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[aspraility]

AJ, Fluttershy and Pinkie as dragons!!!

[willoillo]

I am in the process of rereading The Dragonet Prophecy and I just got to Gill

And I had the most horrifying thought

I like the headcanon that before he was gone Gill recognized Tsunami, to some extent. Not as his daughter necessarily, but as Coral-- it's a neat headcanon, it makes it more tragic, and Tsunami is the spitting image of her mother.

Gill is too dehydrated to speak. Part of what makes what happened to him terrifying is the fact that he makes no sound as he tries to attack Tsunami.

... Seawings don't need to speak to communicate. They have Aquatic.

Tsunami doesn't know Aquatic.

[sprinkellz]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG! KILL THEM WITH SECRET SECOND DRAGONBITE VIPER🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[cpatchii]

so im reading through wings of fire for the first time and

did he just. did he

thank you jambu wof for inventing the no bitches meme in 2015

[seven-winged-liar]

queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

[wyvernial]

woke up and america is now a 4th world country

hooray. /s

[mlembug]

HOLY SHIT WHAT

THEY DID IT

THEY FUCKING FOUND TMS

I'm buying a celebratory cake immediately

[harvest--festival]

thrice-moonborn sunny :)