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23 | wizard | pfp by beachf4gz

[wzrdnico]

hello welcome 2 my blog.

u can call me nico / nicodemus / bug

i prefer it/they/he but i will respond to any pronouns

23 yr old wizard-type thing. licensed tattoo artist :3

18+ advised because im 23 and also i post about weed and sex jokes

zionists/terfs/nazis are not welcome here

if were strangers please be normal. this is my silly little curated corner of the internet so if you dont like something u see just block me pls :]

i post whatever i want on here, there is minimal organization.

posts about me are under the tags #wizardposting and #me af

my art is posted under #my art

posts where i talk are tagged as #it talks

answered asks are tagged as #it answers

i usually quick rb so i forget to tag stuff.

[crabussy]

we all love dynamics that remind us of the moon and the sun but I am baffled by the lack of love for dynamics that are reminiscent of the moon and the EARTH.

[crabussy]

I am so full of life but you are the reason my tides have a rhythm. you are the reason my oceans are brimming with life. you are the reason I can see the light in myself even when it all seems dark and you are the reason my orbit is stable and my seasons make sense. do you see it

[fulgrims-big-naturals]

Moon has scars from meteors that would’ve otherwise hit us

[crabussy]

AOAOIUUHHH. NOBODY TALK TO ME

[sivavakkiyar]

you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past

[cryptidsydario]

You understand

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[stupiderat]

A comfort so sweet it feels like dying

[xalatath]

Yield to my will bro

[molabuddy]

ohhhhhh we're all gonna die okay

[smallpwbbles]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW ON JUNE 24TH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[justnoodlefishthings]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24

[hustlerose]

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

[neo--queen--serenity]

Agott: if scalewolves never mated, they would never have to be defenseless. It would be better for them to be alone and protected and safe

Agott: *immediately thinks of Coco and how irrationally chaotic her existence makes her feel*

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Where does lasagna come from?

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast

[hollowtones]

thought it comes from caves

[hollowtones]

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

easy mistake

[hollowtones]

ah, nuts

[hollowtones]

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

you are thinking of quartz again

[hollowtones]

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[catluvr985]

[heartsl0b]

road trip

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[jaynovz]

Carrying pocket peace sign Olly around like a good luck charm ✌️😁