‘ Orpheus

pretty inactive rn but we ball @x_gloomart_x <- art blog

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[kandigutzz]

dors anyone have that post where its like "if imagining naruto being proud gets you to brush your teeth then pick up that toothbrush dattebayo" i need it

[x-gloomurai-x]

dattebayo

[kandigutzz]

day ??? whatever the fuck of me holding myself back from asking my friends "am i dog or cat coded" and then subsequently asking "what breed do u think i am"

[x-gloomurai-x]

u r dog coded and i think maybe breed wise either a jack russel or a lab or whatever kind of doggie samson is

[x-gloomurai-x]

if any1 is confused i am the same person as spiltmilk34 i just changed my name cuz im idiapilled

[kandigutzz]

boy howdy if i could doordash. 500 large mcdonalds fries straight to my location

[x-gloomurai-x]

share share share :,(

[x-gloomurai-x]

ion even care if someone i know sees this im still fuming about it we were literally in line for the mummy ride and you dragged us back to the stupid harry potter park we didn’t even get to see like 90% of the rest of the park because of you and you know who you are if you know who i am im still so so so mad at you

[x-gloomurai-x]

no tumblr i don’t wanna use no damn hashtags on my post

[kandigutzz]

dark chocolate with raspberry anything in it cures me of all ailments and actually grants me a shield to a particularly nasty curse called "bad vibes" so everyone should give me their dark choclate with raspberry stuff in it. these status effects only apply to me theyw ont work on anyone else only me. theyd be wasted otherwise give them to me

[rainerivens1019]

Everyone got a food that cures everything man, Mine are sour patch kids peach gummies and/or cotton candy blizzards, personally.

[kandigutzz]

dark chocolate + raspberry warheads chocolate chip cookies troli gummy worms shortbread cookies cheesecake a really really good tomato bisque pizza rolls a fantastic spaghetti i have so many foods that cure me i cannot possibly list them all

[x-gloomurai-x]

mines cicis mac n cheese pizza ooooooooo mmmmmm cicis mac n cheese pizza mmmmmmmmmmmmmm cicis mac and cheese pizza cicis mac and che

[kandigutzz]

cicis pasta 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤with ghat red sauce 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[x-gloomurai-x]

i’m so fjcking humgry

[kandigutzz]

dark chocolate with raspberry anything in it cures me of all ailments and actually grants me a shield to a particularly nasty curse called "bad vibes" so everyone should give me their dark choclate with raspberry stuff in it. these status effects only apply to me theyw ont work on anyone else only me. theyd be wasted otherwise give them to me

[rainerivens1019]

Everyone got a food that cures everything man, Mine are sour patch kids peach gummies and/or cotton candy blizzards, personally.

[kandigutzz]

dark chocolate + raspberry warheads chocolate chip cookies troli gummy worms shortbread cookies cheesecake a really really good tomato bisque pizza rolls a fantastic spaghetti i have so many foods that cure me i cannot possibly list them all

[x-gloomurai-x]

mines cicis mac n cheese pizza ooooooooo mmmmmm cicis mac n cheese pizza mmmmmmmmmmmmmm cicis mac and cheese pizza cicis mac and che

[x-gloomurai-x]

how mentally ill you gotta be to cry over a bag of little caesar’s crazy bread cuz i think im there atp

[kandigutzz]

google, how to get over the shame of drawing self-indulgent things that you know would make you kick your feet and giggle and smile when you drew them but you cant because of the shame because if anyone sees you do it or sees the art theyll beat you to death with hammers but like the sharp side that pulls nails out so itll really hurt

hit search

[x-gloomurai-x]

open your heart

[kandigutzz]

ok what now

[x-gloomurai-x]

share some with the class

[kandigutzz]

i dont think they want any

[x-gloomurai-x]

ungrateful whelps.

[kandigutzz]

google, how to get over the shame of drawing self-indulgent things that you know would make you kick your feet and giggle and smile when you drew them but you cant because of the shame because if anyone sees you do it or sees the art theyll beat you to death with hammers but like the sharp side that pulls nails out so itll really hurt

hit search

[x-gloomurai-x]

open your heart

[kandigutzz]

ok what now

[x-gloomurai-x]

share some with the class

[kandigutzz]

google, how to get over the shame of drawing self-indulgent things that you know would make you kick your feet and giggle and smile when you drew them but you cant because of the shame because if anyone sees you do it or sees the art theyll beat you to death with hammers but like the sharp side that pulls nails out so itll really hurt

hit search

[x-gloomurai-x]

open your heart

[crowdotexe]

after 35 hours, i have finally finished this drawing.

this was such an ordeal but its worth it for one of my favorite characters of all time <3 close-ups under the cut!!! probably was the most fun i’ve had drawing something in a while tbh! and the most proud i’ve felt of a drawing in quite some time!

oh and a close-up of these freaks i guess

[crowdotexe]

COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!!!

Hello all! I have come to announce that my commissions are now open! I'll have 10 slots open at one time to start off :3c Here's a preview of my terms + prices! For more detailed information, please look at the google doc linked below!! (or linked right here!) I'll have this post pinned when comms are open! :3

Since college is swiftly coming up for me, I figured now is as good a time as any! Doing commissions has been one of my dreams since I was 14, and I'm so excited to be able to do them!

Terms Of Service Doc <- Please read before DMing!!

[x-gloomurai-x]

go commission my friend right now right now right now right now right now right now

[x-gloomurai-x]

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[x-gloomurai-x]

absolutely mogging the rest of the collection cuz he’s the only nendoroid sitting where my cats can’t fuck with him