Moth

🔞CAUTION: 18+ Blog 🔞 29 y/o. He/They pronouns. Pro-choice, pro-equality. Ask me anything at any time! Sideblogs: @many-unfinished-fics / @the-daughter-of-avernus / @fic-crews (shared with @house-of-slayterr)

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wtf am i like a magnet for guys who are in relationships or something?

jfc i am NOT that kind of person. pls if you're in a relationship, DO NOT flirt with me!

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About two paychecks ago, I bought 4 whole packages of gummies. I ate three whole gummies. I was not suppose to eat 3 whole gummies - PSA read the packaging of your edibles, kids.

Here's how that went.

I ate 3 gummies and went with my mom to her doctor's appointment. I got the munchies and went to take the elevator to go to the cafe on the first floor (we were on the second floor). The elevator wasn't coming up and I couldn't stand still. That's when I noticed that maybe I was too high.

So I took the stairs because the elevator was taking too long. And worried that I wasn't going to remember how to go down stairs. I make it to the cafe, buy my sandwich, and went to go on the now working elevator but decided there were too many people and that they would definitely know I'm high. Panicked for 2 seconds about going up the stairs.

We got home and I immediately go to my room to pass out after washing my hair and face. 30 minutes later - I think, because at this point I'm very positive I was dreaming (I was not) ‐ I carefully and quickly go downstairs for the second and final vomit session.

On the way home was vomit session #1. This was not fun.

I don't remember making it out of the bathroom and up the stairs fully, just bits and pieces of what I thought at the time was a fever dream. I do remember this stream of consciousness on the way back to my room:

"I can totally make it up the stairs."

"Oh cool, I'm in my bed now. I didn't know I could teleport."

Then it was one 3 hour nap later and I felt much better.

Moral of the story: Read the labels on your edibles or suffer the hilarious consequences.

[heartattackinblackdye]

(bloodstained and bruised) how am i? im pretty good just a little tired

[dazeylily]

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[sqooops]

[new to masochism] no 😦

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I didn't break into his office just for you to call this the Devil's lettuce. I stole this weed from him fair and square!

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Theme song if he ever got a redemption arc. Or stood up to his dad.

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I am currently binge listening to Airhead by Honey Revenge.

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Me: *downloads Android game* I'm totally gonna play this.

The game: *is never opened*

[nathancomet]

BatFam on Tardiness

Bruce: “Jason is late. Again.”

Alfred: “I woke him at 8 and pretended it was 11, as requested.”

Tim: “I wrote a fake schedule saying we were starting at nine instead of twelve.”

Damian: “I changed his clock from AM to PM.”

Dick: “Oh no, we may have overdone it.”

Jason, bursting into the room: “WHAT THE F*CK TIME IS IT?”

[brucedefender4eva]

To a new Justice League recruit

Batman: That’s so interesting

Batman: Also stupid as hell

Batman: But so so damn interesting

Batman: …

Batman: Have you been tested for autism?

Batman: I’m only asking because I also have autism and you remind me of myself in uncomfortable ways

Batman: …

Batman: Let’s get you tested

[nina-s0]

Bruce also does the parent thing whilst texting btw.

--

Bruce: he is here.

Tim: who?

Tim: hello?

Tim: WHO IS HERE? SHOULD I CHANGE INTO RED ROBIN OR NOT?

(Jason came for dinner)

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Bruce: It is over.

Dick: what is over? Is the world over?

Dick: Bruce!?

(The league meeting ended)

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Bruce: it has all gone to plan.

Clark: uh what?

Clark: Batman? Bruce Wayne? Bruce!?

Clark: please don't tell me you've gone evil and are planning to take over the world :(

(Clarks surprise birthday party on the watchtower was all set up)

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Bonus, where daimian who had never used a phone before in his life, also texts like bruce:

Damian: Do not come home

Jason: ...

Jason: why?

Damian: Do not come home.

(He wanted to meet up with Jason on patrol)

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Stranger Things - Choose Your A… - Choose Your Own Adventure

Choose your own story, change the facts, have powers, or be normal. You decide. — by HelloDemion

I can't remember if I shared this one already, but here's a Stranger Things CYOA.

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Scream: Create Your Own Adventu… - Choose Your Own Adventure

Make your own story in the world of Scream. Enjoy! — by yearning

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Me, playing Elden Ring: Will kill all beach crabs, including giant crabs.

A surprise 3rd Giant Crab:

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Every one of us if we were ever isekai'ed (idk how to spell it 😭) into any sort of fantasy world would be absolutely devastated when no one would be getting our references.

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I've been waiting on a doctor to sign off on my autism assessment (aka just confirm if I am or not) for two whole months now. Yesterday they called me to make an appointment for paperwork finalization stuff.

I'm pretty sure this means the autism has been confirmed lol

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I made a new Tumblr page! It's for spider appreciation. Mainly tarantulas and jumpers. It's @eight-legged-friends