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i hate being sensitiveeee i’m all like “no 🥺 don’t disagree with me 🥺 i’ll have a panic attack and cry because it feels like you hate me when you hate that thing 🥺” and then i actually do… like fuckkk grow a pairrr

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i was not built for “college” or “the real world” i was built to hunt for dead welsh kings that may or may not grant wishes and fall in love with at least one emotionally distant person before signing my soul away to protect a magical forest

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love it when two characters are obviously sherlock and watson parallels and are therefore forced into the weird platonic, vaguely romantic, soulmate but they actually like other people, but they are certainly not just friends, relationship that befalls all sherlock and watson variants. even the straight ones. you’re all doomed.

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when i pull up to the club and play Perverts and they think it’s cause i wanna show how cool and different i am but i actually be shaking my ass to that shit

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sometimes i forget people actually date and have sexual experiences. thought we were all just fantasizing together #igetnoplay

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whenever i feel evil it turns out i just had to wash my hair and trim my bangs

[comingupwithjoshdun]

“She’s so tacky” - you think I’m tacky baby stop talking dirty to me (actually romantic)

“She inconvenienced the city” - she closed down 2 streets that are already closed for various reasons 95% of the time and people who ACTUALLY live in NYC didn’t give a fuck

“She’s a billionaire why would I be happy for her” - because she’s been wanting this her entire life like any other girl who dreams of romance and getting married. She doesn’t actually have $1b in her bank account as it’s more so the value of her discography which she famously fought tooth and nail to buy back for years and will never sell. She donated $26 million (more than her wedding cost) to various charities around the country.

“But the power grid!” - she brought in independent generators that were used to power the venue so it didn’t affect the power grid at all.

“She should’ve had her wedding outside on an island or somewhere else” - she chose a venue that was big enough for her guests as well as secure enough to keep paps and weirdos out in the city WHERE SHE LIVES.

“She’s so weird and made everything about her” - last I checked the wedding is supposed to be about the bride & groom

“Can’t believe she got married on a Friday” - it was a holiday weekend and how many people do you think were there that have a 9-5. Taylor and Travis are not your average people and 99% of the guest list was A list celebrities. Also I’m a normie and got married on a Friday I don’t see the issue this is a normal thing people do.

You’re all just miserable fucks. Get outside, touch some grass, and shut the fuck up.

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the thing that really gets me about the upcoming Lanterns series is that if you *really* wanted a Green Lantern story about traveling with that dusty vibe where he ends up training John Stewart then you could’ve just adapted Hard Traveling Heroes!!! and you’d also be able to introduce another character (Green Arrow)!!! and you also could continue with the politics introduced previous dcu installments!!! but NO, instead tom king is here! all bow before the man no one likes, he’s here to fuck everything up!

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your mom reads fox news articles. mine reads birdflash fanfiction on ao3. we are not the same.

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i can’t look in the mirror at night because i think my reflection is secretly a shadow version of me that will kill me for looking at it but yeah, babe, you’re sooooo ocd for organizing your pencils by length

[lightshiningfromadeadstar]

Make America gay again. Turn on some Ethel Cain.

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one time i got thirty notes on one post and i’ve been chasing that high ever since

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i wish for hades iii right now but i also have no clue how they would one up hades ii

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what queer slang term are straight people going to adopt next and run into the ground just so they can call men gay in new, exciting ways? find out in the next episode of—

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rip mitch and cam you would’ve loved elizabeth taylor by taylor swift