x

[aretheycalleddetectives]

More people watched the Bake Off final than voted Tory in the last election, so really, by law, Nadiya is our new prime minister. I’m so happy that this is exactly how our political system works.

[nonbinary-totty-blog]

I dare you to reblog with your bra size.

[kidpxv]

[whitewine-blushinglight]

even more british memes (yay)

• for bonzer car insurance deals, girls get onto sheilas’ wheels

• justine littlewood

• safari Oleg

• the coronation street tram crash

• “please place item in the bagging area”

• 5p BAG CHARGE?¿¿??¿?

• “friend”

• 3 day summer

• UKIP

• bus stop wanker

• you buy one you get one free. SAID YA BUY ONE YA GET ONE FREE

• “I’m gonna knock *knock knock* on wood”

• the Isle of fernandooooooos

• woolworths

• Jeremy Clarkson getting sacked

• buttery biscuit base

• Jezza Kyle

• Nigel farage’s teeth

• the dfs sofa sale

[sungso]

a

[sqlatoon]

b

[getitogetherstevecarlsberg]

c

[bunnyclown1975]

d

[trashkingpit]

e

[meticuloushand]

f

[natswash]

g

[oops-still-here]

h

[frecklesandcupcakesarchive-deac]

i

[paperlettuce]

j

[quatzopal]

k

[egoi-sm-deactivated20161011]

l

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

m

[e-rror-404]

n

[mridia]

O

[thisfeelingwontgooo]

p

[theyplaypompeii]

q

[foxes--in--boxes-blog]

r

[smallraspberries-deactivated201]

s

[varsitydanni]

t

[belovedchasm]

u

[kaleuh]

v

[vroomo]

w

[supernova-supremacy]

x

[bearhack]

y

[earth-to-dragons]

Z

[marauding-dragons]

Screw nickelodeon. I will always be a cbbc child.

These shows were literally my childhood.

I named my dog after basil brush.

[dreaming-jaybird]

it was my dream to go on Raven

[honourinrevenge]

[cowboyhudsons]

#he just generally looks like the young disappointing party tabloid son of an obscenely wealthy family

[x3138]

...that's because he is in gossip girl...

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

have you ever finished a test in 30 minutes and no one else was even close to being done

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

i’m either really smart or i fucked up entirely

[binonbinary-deactivated20210427]

nailed it or failed it

[shostakovich-was-a-paramore-fan]

B, A, G

B, A, G

G, G, G, G

A, A, A, A

B, A, G

[c-sharp-harmonic-minor]

I love how every musician knows exactly what this is and what it means

[danisontnonfire]

I hate this

[im-your-paladin]

Fffff.

[the-band-hall]

are you kidding me

[shakespeare-sucks-deactivated20]

going for a cheeky nandos with the lads but your chicken tastes salty cos you and your mates can’t stop crying over the tories taking the banter out of britain 

[multiplealienabductee]

I don’t understand any of the words in this sentence.

[desidrake]

american translation: went to hang with the squad but the meet up was wack af because we couldn’t stop thinking about the recent election results that put the republicans back in power and that’s friggin depressing bro

[sandandglass]

’Indiana Jones’ Reboot Starring Anna Kendrick

[tswiftdaily]

[jon-snow]

i would watch

an entire movie

about taylor swift and her girl gang of assassins

like, a full two hours

[dirkgently-remade]

REASONS TO WATCH PITCH PERFECT 2

• fall out boy

[popjuh]

The day after I was born my mum and dad set up a saving account for me, so I could go to university and wouldn’t have debt that would make my 20s a struggle. When I was born the university fees were around £1500 a year.

After 12 years they finally raised £5000 for me, enough to pay for all three years. During this time we faced near homelessness and barely had enough to eat. The only reason why my saving account was left untouched was my mum fought for it, refusing to let my dad take out money even though were were desperate.

Then, in 2010 we got a new government. One of the first things they did was raise the university fee to £9000 a year by removing funding. That meant all the money my family had fought to save up would now no longer pay for just one year. When I came home from school the day that happened I found my mum crying at the table.

This is why I will never vote Conservative. A party that makes a mother feel like she has failed as a parent because she can’t magic out £27,000 is not a party for the common people. This is why the results yesterday have been a real struggle, and hopefully others can understand why.

[kiwilesbian]

Conservatives are so evil

[somepretty-things]

In most countries it seems conservative stands for the greedy rich.

[thirdpartofthenight]

cheeky nandos is my favourite meme both because of its seemingly niche indie appeal on a us-centric website and because british lad culture is already so next level absurd in and of itself that there’s no need to subvert it or put a surrealist spin on it like people are howling in laughter at very literal descriptions of what straight british adolescent boys do and sound like

[vilebaphomet]

i can see it now. dave and the lads are out for a cheeky nandos when govey, the absolute legend, comes up with an absolutely banterous idea: scrapping the human rights act. dave’s creasing himself, iain’s stopped cutting benefits for one sec to chant “LAD LAD LAD”, and BoJo, confused, wanders off into traffic and ends up breaking his legs. they run off to NHS to sort him out but they can’t get into A&E because the queue’s too big. they’re about to start getting rowdy until they all remember they’re toffs and walk off to a BUPA clinic while laughing at all the poor people still lining up. dave stops along the way to burn a £50 note in front of homeless man, for old time’s sake.

[reversecentaur]

the tories are like u2 in that they’re the most popular but you don’t actually know anyone who likes them

[bleakmouse-deactivated20170415]

this is actually v similar to the time i woke up with u2’s album on my itunes when i categorically didnt want it