You can't spell sexy without x&y

Lauren - Previously mostly Coldplay. currently: wild mix including VtM, Warhammer, other video games, random memes, music (still) and anything else that catches my fancy. I am not a minor (just see how many years I've been on here ;_;)

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[transmechanicus]

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[xandwhy]

we found my cat!! :')

[connorsjorts]

i've never played dragon age and don't know anything about it but what i do know is that that solas guy looks exactly like if astarion and wulbren bongle had a baby

[connorsjorts]

this is an animorphs cover

[valtsv]

i refuse to apologize for being weird or offputting actually that's your problem i'm having a fantastic time

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[qqchurch]

[xandwhy]

having (somehow) the literal worst week of my life

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[officialpenisenvy]

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[egberts]

[lilaccatholic]

Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the library

[loveridden1999]

[cognitohazardous]

fire was invented by the grain industry

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[sickandevil]

growing up and growing apart from people you used to spend every day with is so tough. no i don’t want to talk to you, yes i get anxious whenever i think about what you’re up to. no i’m not sure if i’ll ever forgive you. your birthday was recently, i hope you had a nice day. our old photos make me sick to my stomach, i saw this video i know would make you laugh if i showed it to you. yes our roots are all intertwined, no i don’t want to water them. i’d like to dig them up and burn them actually