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28.06.42.12

[lookitsgrim]

i was told to post this on tumblr what is up guys

[ytumamatambien2001]

what do you guys even know about him

[poortfolios]

Softer

[donuts4nal]

[grungyghost]

[kosmogrl]

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[evilbubu]

guys. think about this. moon boys, Layla, khonshu and Harrow in an episode of Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsey. are you following me???? Can you see the vision???

for example:

Gordon: your menu and this decor looks absolutely shit. when was the last time you updated it? 45 BC?

Khonshu, restaurant owner: I hate this white man!

Layla, waitress: The only reason I'm still here is because he hasn't fired me yet. I stole 12 plates. 6 forks and 8 cups, in front of him and he JUST KEEPS REPLACING THEM. HELP. ME.

Steven, cook: hey, nice to meet you!

Gordon: hello.

Marc and Jake walk in

Gordon: OH FUCK ME, THERE'S THREE OF YOU!

Gordon: who the fuck is this guy?

Layla: That's Harrow, we don't really like him, he stays in the freezer most of the time.

Gordon: what

Layla: don't worry about it :3

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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

[swaglexander-the-great]

Pictures I have of Gordon Ramsay lurking ominously, from my very specific Ominous Gordon folder

[shintsukidex]

Streetscapes in Ghost in the Shell

[pigeon-post-office]

Even miracles take time

~Dearest regards Pigeon-post-office

[lilithsorchid]

Just your regular Thursday.

[areyoupure]

[academic-vampire]

𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔬𝔫 𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔪𝔫 𝔞𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔬𝔬𝔫

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the quiet misogyny of American Psycho

I mean i'd personally say it's a bit more loud. There was a chainsaw for example

[scarletfver]

david dastmalchian lovers unite there is NOT enough posted about him on the internet i feel like im screaming into the void be my mutual plz

(if you write about him, i am ur number one supporter i love you)