inebriated adventures

for the love of gosh

[motherazeroth]

Perfectly Balanced: 1 Tank, 1 Healer, 2 DPS, 1 Carry

[xaytie]

if you long for nothing, there’s no chance of fulfillment either.

[yung-rage]

We’re happily announcing the return of the Stranglethorn Bonfire Bash for Summer 2017! Last year was such a blast that we HAD to do it again! Join Poeful the half-elf and Obasi the troll for an evening of beach-related fun:

Show off your best beach wear and take a selfie with the hosts!

Dip your toes in he'ethraze, the ancient troll sport of surfing!

Gather your teams for the debut of Bassball, the new competitive beach-front sensation – with prizes!

Or just grab a drink and party the night away!

When: Saturday, August 26th, 5pm server time on Wyrmrest Accord. (cross-server players welcome) Where: Yojamba Isle, Northern Stranglethorn Vale. (map below) Who’s Welcome: Everyone! Bring a friend, bring a date, anything goes. (We do not discriminate against lore-bending. All are welcome! Just have fun and be respectful!) Join us for a night of drink, dance, and delighting in each other’s company. Let’s celebrate the summer!

Want to share your stories and artwork? Use the #stvbb tag!

[xaytie]

i’ll never tire of drawing elegant space satyrs

[esser-z]

There’s a rock in the Barrens in WoW they can’t remove because the whole world crashes, and that’s beautiful.

[onceiwashere]

“hey, so, what can we do to really sell our audience on the idea that illidan’s a good guy now”

“well you know how he was like, a horrible awful greasy gargoyle man throughout most of burning crusade”

“uh, vaguely”

“i was thinking we could tone that whole vibe down to like, idk, ‘eccentric but still hunky demon fitness instructor’ levels”

“cool” 

[ohyeahworldofwarcraft]

[pkpaulshow]

“You are in combat.”

[visenyaism]

The Well of Eternity is actually a mix of vodka and red bull, which sort of justifies Queen Azshara’s behavior

[visenyaism]

Illidan kept the vials of it exclusively to keep the party going but malfurion was a nerd and vetoed it

[visenyaism]

Why else would he be chosen as the savior of the universe by the sentient disco ball other than to keep the supreme party alive

[undercitytwerkteam]

why does blizzard love their shitty memes so much

[gaiomon]

There’s plate boots you can get from the Trial of Valor and on female Draenei they just look like a pair of regular fucking boots and I can’t even begin to deal with this.

This makes me so uncomfortable.

WHAT THE FUCK

[spinesaw]

c h r i s t i hope its a graphical error

[wudgiefudgie]

[stripesandco-deactivated2021122]

im so glad LFR is back

[jimmyloart]

More Legion concepts, Nightborne Dark Arcane Well!  Image copyright Blizzard Entertainment.

[xaytie]

darcane well

[geneticdork]

So… I don’t know if anyone has found this out yet. I don’t know if it’s a bug or intentional on Blizzard’s part. Apparently there’s a cloth chest that makes pants into skirts.

There’s a cloth chest piece called “Astral Knot Blouse.” It doesn’t share the same “slot” as it’s identical counterpart “Aurora Armor.” Unfortunately “Astral Knot Blouse” is no longer attainable, and was originally awarded from an Alliance-side quest.

Any pant you choose with the chest piece will have it’s texture in a skirt-sort of model. Changing your boots will also have an effect if they go above the ankle. 

I really hope Blizzard doesn’t change this. This is super neat and fun to play with to get a lot of different looks. Unfortunately you can’t change the chest, and I couldn’t find another cloth chest that does the same, but you can slap a tabard over it to add some different looks.

If you are a cloth-wearer that by chance has done the quest for this shirt reward in the past, check it out! :D Just wanted to share this discovery with others (and just in case Blizz changes it later on >.>).

[mrpinchy]

Yall get a load of this AMAZING Draenei/Ogre hybrid character someone from my old school submitted to the Blizzard Student Art Contest (AND WON) 

Look at how cool that is LOOK AT HOW COOL

Goes to show that whatever hybrid RP character you have in mind is not only possible, but can look really awesome too.  I mean ogre/draenei? I’d have NEVER thought of that combo but wowee it’s neato.  If this dude can do it SO CAN U

[isei-silva]

THAT IS NEAT AS HELL!

[ffxivreactions]

People who post DPS meters in dungeons be like…

[xaytie]

Malfurion and Tyrande: Adopt Shandris Feathermoon as their daughter

Illidan: QUICKLY ADOPTS 500 DEMON HUNTER CHILDREN WHILE GLARING AT THEM ACROSS TIME AND SPACE